iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 22/03/2026

I don't normally subscribe to the "German has a word for it" thing because all languages can invent and borrow new words! That said, I can't stop thinking about "hobbyless" as an insult since I saw it a few days ago, so here you go It promotes a growth mindset!! www.tumblr.com/abbiistabbii...

user abbiistabbii:
The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

when ai leaves u behind

7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2:
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4:
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6:
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy.
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”

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chira 🎋 @artofchira.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

"what about yuri" yuri is also yaoi if you aren't a coward

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kinkgo @fluffdungeon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

posting this here because it's so true and so awesome

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Amateur Sea Hag @fishchipsandtea.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

(if you are in a professional setting where you're at liberty to actually tell someone to shut the fuck up, i am deeply, DEEPLY envious. tell them an extra time from me)

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Amateur Sea Hag @fishchipsandtea.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

*second most important rule: Check Thine Work And Bring Receipts

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Amateur Sea Hag @fishchipsandtea.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Have won a Shut The Fuck Up* email war with someone determined to make a problem out of nothing, at the fractional cost of my sanity *most important rule of Professional-World Shut The Fuck Up email wars is to never, EVER, actually tell them to shut the fuck up

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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Discovering a new type of guy

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I was once talking to my 75 year old Chinese dad in passing about a trans friend of mine not getting along with her family and he asked why and I said err, because she's trans, dad.
He asked: "Oh, was she the only son or something before *waves hand*?" and I was like, warily, no she has two brothers. And he responded with a great deal of confusion: "Then what's their problem?!?!"
Later on: "Anyway, even if she WAS the only son, that's not her problem, that's THEIR problem.
They should have had more sons if they were going to be bothered about it."

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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

en esta economía??????

nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020

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Ravencrest Leatherworking aka Nerdy Leatherworker @nerdyleatherworker.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

@tkingfisher.com taught me what’s down there… not going in, folks.

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Amateur Sea Hag @fishchipsandtea.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

(I brought this on myself, don't pity me, I Do Not Learn)

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Amateur Sea Hag @fishchipsandtea.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The problem with a housemate where you both activate the others' Sibling Mode is that sometimes you Do Something and then live in fear of the Eventual Retribution

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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

JESUS CHRIST WHAT ARE WE DOING THERE'S A TINY SHINY BIRD IN PANTALOONS

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George @hannahtempler.com · 08/08/2026

good morning you may approach the wizard

tarantula with a bugle chip on its head and a stick in its hands. powerful wizard

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Kanesha C. Bryant @theveryworstthing.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

divingbelles are mermaids in the selkie family who use humanoid skins to house aquatic forms instead of the other way around. softer divingbelles hold onto their skins like snail shells while swimming, opening gaps to unfurl from under water and closing them when they want to hide or walk around.

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Amateur Sea Hag @fishchipsandtea.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

(they've put him in their garden purely because he brought me such joy, I realise I have tolerant and very kind friends to allow this. yes, he is visible from the kitchen window.)

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Amateur Sea Hag @fishchipsandtea.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

So I've been threatening a pair of close friends with a Dubious Housewarming Gift for two years now, and yesterday I found Him The noise of glee I made when I spotted him across the garden centre cannot be replicated, I fear

A green porcelain garden ornament that mostly resembles a slightly sad limbless frog making a face like 8S. He is incredibly shiny and also Perfect

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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 10/07/2026

I had to stop and take a few minutes to doodle out a little dreamt visual of Mr Darcy.

A portrait drawing of Mr Darcy, a handsome man with a taciturn expression turned away from the viewer. He is also surrounded by hearts and such, a personal touch by the artist.

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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

"Just call everyone 'love'."

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MAEBY! @chillnuggy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

some drawing advice that is very serious

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Amateur Sea Hag @fishchipsandtea.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

When I say I screamed and flung myself backwards when she thrust these things at me, I was Not Prepared

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Amateur Sea Hag @fishchipsandtea.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

My friend and her siblings buy each other the worst items they can find each Christmas, and truly, she has outdone herself this year

A grey statuette of a small child screaming at a mouse. There are no words to describe the expression on this child's face. Next to it is a glazed 3D ceramic tile of a smuggler, wearing a LOT of eyeliner and apparently pinching his cheeks. It's honestly hard to tell what expression is on his face. Both of these items are Extremely Cursed.

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Abby @arobertswrites.com · 26/05/2026

New Little Guy just dropped.

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Trish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

slate.com

Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning

Drowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect.

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Hawkeye 🚫👑 💙👊🏼 @dontdeflect.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

As a teacher of English, I can definitively state that yes, this is exactly what happened. Particularly, the curse words. ◡̈

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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

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A.B 🧚‍♀️ @mkanroji.blacksky.app · 17/05/2026

Something I’ll always stand on.

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Amateur Sea Hag @fishchipsandtea.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Me: okay, cookies come out in ten minutes, I'll just sit down for a sec- Housemates' cat:

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It's Free Real Estate Meme

Alt: It's Free Real Estate Meme

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Aaron King @aaronmfking.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Every time I open Bluesky,

Text from Ulysses reading (A crowd of sluts and ragamuffins surges forward.)

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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 03/05/2026

ps1ps1ps1ps1ps1

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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 08/05/2026

Brother Alonzo you rascal get DOWN from there (commission)

anole brother is making a goddamn mess and the shrew is not having it

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Chrissy “CASKET OCT 16/CILC” Music @cilc.gay · 03/05/2026

This ad for majora’s mask is still the craziest shit ever oh my lord

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Thomas Sanders @thomassanders.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Happening quicker and quicker 🎁

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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

If you're in Virginia check out the delivery area, Chris Newman has been pioneering farming that's kind to farmers as well as the land and animals for uh. A long time now. Which is what we need for sustainable ag. Anyway buy your meat and eggs from Blackbird Co-op: blackbirdcoop.com

blackbirdcoop.com

Blackbird Farms

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HAPPY MELANIN MAY ✊🏿✊🏾 ✊🏽 @imamewd.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I love when humans respect animals

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Candyce 🌊💙🩵 Want New Blue Connections? Follow Me 😊 @candycemv1.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

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