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Amateur Sea Hag

@fishchipsandtea.bsky.social

30 followers 101 following 103 posts

Amy. i have not a singular clue but i'm successfully Existing so Wahay. "in my thirties" so I don't have to remember my actual age ever.

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Amateur Sea Hag @fishchipsandtea.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

So I've been threatening a pair of close friends with a Dubious Housewarming Gift for two years now, and yesterday I found Him The noise of glee I made when I spotted him across the garden centre cannot be replicated, I fear

A green porcelain garden ornament that mostly resembles a slightly sad limbless frog making a face like 8S. He is incredibly shiny and also Perfect

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Amateur Sea Hag @fishchipsandtea.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

My friend and her siblings buy each other the worst items they can find each Christmas, and truly, she has outdone herself this year

A grey statuette of a small child screaming at a mouse. There are no words to describe the expression on this child's face. Next to it is a glazed 3D ceramic tile of a smuggler, wearing a LOT of eyeliner and apparently pinching his cheeks. It's honestly hard to tell what expression is on his face. Both of these items are Extremely Cursed.

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Amateur Sea Hag @fishchipsandtea.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Behold, one of the greatest Xmas gifts I've ever received, and something I had been putting off getting for myself: Giant Stuffed Goose

A white Stuffed Goose plush, the size of a person, lying on a bed. He is resplendently fat, having been filled with extra toy stuffing until he is Rotund

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Amateur Sea Hag @fishchipsandtea.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Okay, so after Blue Kitchen 2: Electric Boogaloo, as I apparently don't learn from my mistakes, they're done and are Acceptably Cute

Icebox cookies on a cooling rack, marbled in colour and cut to look like cat heads, with smiling cat faces iced onto them

Chocolate shortbread cookies cut into sitting cat silhouettes, with yellow eyes iced onto them, laid on paper towel

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Amateur Sea Hag @fishchipsandtea.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

yesssss. YEESSSSSS

Icebox cookies that are marbled orange and brown colours and cut into cat face shapes to look like calico cats, cooling on a baking sheet

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Amateur Sea Hag @fishchipsandtea.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Okay, first batch baked, kitchen clean, one hand slightly dyed orange, second batch pending

Roughly 2 dozen chocolate shortbread cookies shaped like a sitting cat outline with a curled tail, resting on baking parchment as they cool

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Amateur Sea Hag @fishchipsandtea.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Leeds, internally, at this moment in time

The Mario meme of Daisy leaning in to Peach with the caption Are you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go ape shitt

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Amateur Sea Hag @fishchipsandtea.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

My Inner Teen was made very happy tonight #TheOffspring

A stage with the members of the band Offspring playing, with giant inflatable skeletons at stage rear and a screen behind showing closeups of Dexter, the lead singer

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Amateur Sea Hag @fishchipsandtea.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

was playing Portal and enjoying GLADOS' pass-ag Bitch Energy, and it reminded me of a certain someone #gingerrose

A drawn image of Armitage Hux from Star Wars as a GLADOS expy, standing chest-out and looking down with the Snootiest Bitch energy on his face. Rose, dressed as Chell from Portal and holding the Portal gun, scowls up at him. The enmity is Very Mutal

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Amateur Sea Hag @fishchipsandtea.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

There are worse places to spend a Friday 🏖

A yellow sand beach with blue skies and wisps of clouds, and a red and white tide level warning pole emerging from the sea around it

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Amateur Sea Hag @fishchipsandtea.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Never painted a pet portrait before, but I think this doesn't bring too much Shame Upon My House?

An acrylic pet portrait of a tortoiseshell cat; the painting style is rough and semi-realistic, on a blue-grey background, and the cat looks vaguely worried. This is in keeping with the actual cat it's based on, so the artist isn't too concerned about it

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Amateur Sea Hag @fishchipsandtea.bsky.social · 08/12/2023

oh hell yes, time for the scene that's lived rent-free in my head for over two decades (and another ear worm~)

The main female lead from 1968 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang' dressed as a doll, stood on a music box with two mirrors reflecting her

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Amateur Sea Hag @fishchipsandtea.bsky.social · 08/12/2023

time for an absolute ear worm

The Baron and Baroness from 1968 Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, mid-duet

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Amateur Sea Hag @fishchipsandtea.bsky.social · 08/12/2023

the music and dancing movements in this scene, delightful! the way every part of it is designed to make children upset, very much Not So!

The Child Catcher from the 1968 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang', a man Designed To Look Alarming To Children, dressed brightly to lure out the main character's children

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Amateur Sea Hag @fishchipsandtea.bsky.social · 06/12/2023

Unsure if still needed but here is Boy Cat looking like a polite lad whilst his sister sleeps behind him

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Amateur Sea Hag @fishchipsandtea.bsky.social · 19/11/2023

We have hit Cold Butter Months, and Boy Housemate is...innovative

A heat gun is pointed at a butter dish sitting on the floor, with butter visible inside. A man's hand, holding the gun, is also in frame.

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