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Ghoul Hand Luke

@oldsquid.bsky.social
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Old USN dude, OEF & Desert-Sx; now middle management. Geek, writer, cynic, interracial adoptive father. Member of the Pact Act club. Appalachian in exile. Erudite shitkicker, always looking for suspects.

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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 6h
#31daysofoctoberween
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 17h
5) Tommy Lee Jones & Benecio Del Toro, Final Knife Fight, The Hunted 4) The Saber Duel, The Deluge 3) Li Mu Bai vs Jade Fox 1st Fight, CRHD 2) Donnie Yen vs Wu Jing, Kill Zone 1) Iko Kuwais vs The Assassin, Raid 2
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 18h
Being a MAGA power broker is like being a millionaire in Confederate dollars. I mean, almost exactly alike.
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 18h
I think this marks me as a solid Gen X’r.
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 19h
Mood this week. Saturday and I spent all of the daylight hours working a Pink -> Red revision.
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 19h
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Star Demands More!
ALT: Star Demands More!
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#31daysofoctoberween
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nameless bodies In unremembered rooms Know how a man becomes a beast When the wolfbane blooms - The Mountain Goats #31daysofoctoberween
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is literally the plot to Rashomon as told by idiots.
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fun story from circa 2004: after having to spend six months in drydock to replace a propeller shaft because of lack of PMS, the LAKE ERIE was pulling out of Guam when they hit a coral reef, broke its sonar dome, and the CO lie to C7F and said it was a “rogue wave”. Ask me how I know.
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Going into the weekend like
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
People are inching closer and closer to the edge of sanity in this proposal response. Think we’re on the countdown to someone snapping.
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Full Metal Jacket: Gomer Pyle's Creepy Smile
ALT: Full Metal Jacket: Gomer Pyle's Creepy Smile
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Sylvester P. Smythe @groundationmusic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would support Ted Lasso getting the bottoms of his feet blowtorched by the GRU ala Season 5.
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The OPTEMPO problem remains rooted in the fact that despite FLGA addition to the cyber force, they’re woefully small, and the Services continue to tell USCC to kick rocks when they ask for bodies. /1
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Former expeditionary combat Sailor- this is dumber than usual, we already have an expeditionary force, they’re called Marines. Name change unnecessary.
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I get appalled by the amount and depth of racism in America, the UK makes me feel slightly better. Class stratification is the cornerstone of their society, with overt racism sitting atop it.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The future of the military is one computer shooting missiles at whoever it wants and thousands of soldiers who stand around looking sexy
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.” - Stephen King #31daysofoctoberween
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#31daysofoctoberween
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it’s octoberween. It’s Octoberween! ITS OCTOBERWEEN!!!!!
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
maybe they could do a reorg *holds finger to ear* Wait, we’re getting some breaking news-
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s a photo finish between Casual Racism and Honky Senility. They’re coming down the stretch, but here comes Unchecked Narcissism! OH MY GOD ITS A THREE WAY TIE, WHAT A RACE
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
O-2 thinking ass
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As a proud Possum-American, I demand that at least 30% of my diet be made from deep-fried dead animals. But the costs of eating out are simply ridiculous right now. Ain’t no way to justify it on the regular.
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fun thing to do is to search Steady State’s posts for “policy” and see the dozens of posts they’ve made critiquing policy positions. I mean I generally think they’re on the side of the angels, but they’re also a bunch of former SES and political appointees, so grain of salt when listening.
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The engineer I’m working this month on a proposal response just finalized his divorce and is turning every exchange into a reason to talk about his ex-wife. Someone come get me.
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Obsessed Boomer
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GIVE ME ALL YOU GOT! GIVE ME ALL YOU GOT!!
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If bands lost their star they should be forced to keep touring with the corpse, like the trial of Pope Formosus
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anus mascot at the Brazilian Congress of Coloproctology (CBCP 2026)
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thinking about that Trump commercial from the afternoon ball game. My soul brother Andrew Vachss had this clocked 30 years ago:
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All I see is a pack of playing cards.
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Monday comin’
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why buy what you can get delivered to you by commercial mail?
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it ain’t country music if the singer paid someone else to cut their hair it ain’t country music if the guitar player ain’t finger picking it ain’t country music if you bought your instruments new it ain’t country music if it was recorded during bow season
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Part of the original OSS concept of recruiting was to get humanities majors because they could contextualize events and apply multiple fields into an operation, whereas the hard sciences could only apply their one school of thinking to a problem, which was anathema to the ambiguous nature of ops.
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes, in what possible context could learning history be important to an engineer? What I could learn about experimentation or development from Oak Ridge or Los Alamos? What I could about safety practices or disaster recovery from Fukushima or Chernobyl? Just admit you’re a dunce.
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we gonna see double-digit diesel yall
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Trump Says He Has Reversed Biden-Era Fuel Efficiency Standards — The Washington Sun
The government’s own analysis of the proposed rule said the move could worsen the country’s ability to weather shocks to oil prices.
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I was working in shit-ass restaurants and bars there was a line cook everyone called Bones. Rail-skinny, long hair, chainsmoker, drug problem, metal drummer. After a decade in the service I went back to the joint he’d been at? He was still working the line. That’s the backbone of America.
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What, drawn and talk of peace? I hate the word as I hate hell, all Montagues, and fucking thee.
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trump has created a trade deficit in 24-year old line cooks who are also drummers in six bands simultaneously as well as being the neighborhood shroom connection. Make America Trip Again
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Never heard the song, because the atomization of pop culture means that we can custom-fit our intake: assign your satellite radio channels, custom streaming playlists…why would I even bother to listen to Top 40?
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Ghoul Hand Luke @oldsquid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My favourite thing to do in modern video games is not pay attention to cutscenes or engage with the lore at all and get to the end of a 30 hour game not knowing who I am, what I’m doing, or who anyone else in the game is
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