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Firelan, Notorious Golden Bastard

@firelangoldyote.bsky.social
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SFW account, I post cool stuff and ramblings here. Life is for exploration, don't put your fellow explorer down because they chose to explore a different path. Trans rights are inalienable human rights. Protect trans kids. 26/M/Gay, He/Him/Good Boy

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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Player. I need you to collect 𝘮𝘦. I am a small, oh so very small and fragile Star. You must reach thetop of the mountain and kill the chimp. Full violence necessary.
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Toledo ⭐ @toledo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disgust is a reaction YOU have to deal with. It is not a window into objective moral or aesthetic truth or something everyone else must avoid activating in you. Be wary of masking arguments from disgust under other values.
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Firelan, Notorious Golden Bastard @firelangoldyote.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thanks again for the fantastic ref!! I'm so stoked about this one!
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AGNE! @rexalogy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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They Might Be Canine @lepidelectric.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
infinite possibility for voice lines means infinite possibility that the AI voice tries to say something impossible for it to say and now you have a regurgitating demon in the backseat trying to say "The WWE" for the rest of the ride. crazy taxi if you were on phenazepam
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They Might Be Canine @lepidelectric.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
friendslop titles are probably the most insidious amounts of FOMO you can get ever. here's this cute little game that you play with your friends but ope! gotta shell out $15 RIGHT THIS FUCKING INSTANT or you'll be watching all your friends have fun without you!!
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Straander @straander.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Meet me at the corner of Marten and Mink for an ass kicking.
street sign, corner of Marten and Mink
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 20/07/2026
theyre like “maybe if we ignore him he’ll just walk away”
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Slomnir @slomnir.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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RollerBirdy @mirthfulowl.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It's amazing how you can have a trillion dollars and still be the most uncool fuckless loser on the planet
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Amras, Scéal Faoladh θ∆ @amras.me · 16/06/2026
This is appalling! As someone who has an educational/learning disability, I guarantee you that Linda McMahon has absolutely no idea what “disability” encompasses. Her flippant, dismissive language is indicative of a skewed, “one-size-fits-all” understanding of disability needs. Vile, evil person! 🤬
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Trump further guts Education Dept. by shifting oversight of special ed, civil rights
The moves to the federal departments of Health and Human Services and Justice, respectively, would further dismantle an agency that President Donald Trump has vowed to close.
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VARG @bluddwxx.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
he didn’t trim his fur in time
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Thomas K. Dye @projectionedge.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I believe there's still some daylight left.
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
THIS IS THE COOLEST FUCKING VIDEO EVER
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✧ spiders @spidahs.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
just canonically killed this stupid child
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Miguel de Icaza @migueldeicaza.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Preemptive post:
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Skalamari @skalamari.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
album cover remake #projectsilverfish #boardsofcanada
a remake of the cover of Boards of Canada's new album, "Inferno", instead depicting a couple of Inheritors from the game Project Silverfish
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
For Pride I ask you to look at what I think is one of the most powerful pieces of queer art. Electric Fan (Feel it Motherfuckers) By John Boskovich
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Text in the style of the magic logo that reads "WOTC is making all trans employees deadname themselves in order to form a union"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Alex says "I regret hooking up with that British guy" to her friend at the bar. In a flashback, the british guy with his hands on his hips looks at Alex's crotch and says "oh my God, that girldick is absolutely MENTAL."
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Firelan, Notorious Golden Bastard @firelangoldyote.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Made friends with the jumping spider I see on the porch all the time AND the neighborhood stray I keep seeing late at night... Furthering my theory that I am in fact a Disney princess.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 22/05/2026
These 8 Democrats voted to pass a national ban on trans teachers and mention of LGBTQ topics. Rep Henry Cuellar (TX) Rep. Don Davis (NC) Rep. Cleo Fields (LA) Rep. Laura Gillen (NY) Rep. Vicente González (TX) Rep. Marcy Kaptur (OH) Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA) Rep. Eugene Vindman (VA)
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Kelly ♡☆ @kellygoround.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
i haven't even typed anything yet, steam
search the store
popular searches
Subnautica 2
FUTA FUCKS FEMBOYS
MISERY
Forza Horizon 6
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I said we'll cut off your Johnson
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Hyeon @dsiiiiiix.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 16/05/2026
gay guys are always saying things like Did u hear the new song from Beth. I'm like no who's Beth. And they're like shut up bitch listen to this. And then they play the worst song I've ever heard. I love u gay guy.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Back cover of Animals That Owe Me Money, text reads:

I have lived in the woods for many years and I have come across many animals - animals that I thought were my friends. I let these animals borrow money, like a friend does, and I never heard from them again. Maybe my heart is too big, or maybe I am too good at being a friend, but I am done being friends with animals and I am done giving them my money.
If you see the critters in this book in real life please call me immediately. Do not give them money. Do not try to be their friend. These animals not only owe me money but they owe me an apology as well.
Chris is a good boy and he deserves to have his money returned to him.
- Samuel Pissed, father of the author
Chris Pissed is a first-time author out of spite. He lives alone in the woods not far from his parents.
PAPERBACK PARADISE BOOKS
SLOPSTOWN • PRAYERVILLE • FINGERTON • RUTT
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Photo of a book for children featuring illustrations of various animals. Title reads:

ANIMALS THAT OWE ME MONEY 
(North American moochers)

By Chris Pissed

paperback Paradise Books
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🔞 ZephyrNights @zephyrnights.newgrounds.com · 29/04/2026
15m Pixel Sketch for @shrubie.bsky.social <3 Cutieeee~
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tischere @tischere.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
complex
a mixed media thingy. a red crochet heart is entangled to a cardboard backing behind a white crochet square with rib-like chains across it, also weaved into the cardboard. the whole thing is then embraced by some sort of animal, eyes closed, made of brown paper.
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DWC Marshal Arts @infurnationale.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
God-dam issues
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aya doggie Θ∆ @puppyywife.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
anxious animal ,,
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Woozel @wonderwoozel.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Head loud.
Vent art
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Two-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Pleaser. @bitchardpryor.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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RollerBirdy @mirthfulowl.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Project Silverfish Commission for Tea-Loving Lad!
Two characters sit in a stone cellar by lamplight, on the left is Morgana, a fey wearing a fur lined coat and a gilded bird-skull mask, and on the right is Mikhail, a green scaled inheritor (anthropomorphic lizard in a blue bandana.) Both characters are holding polaroids and talking to eachother
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Firelan, Notorious Golden Bastard @firelangoldyote.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Anyone interested in a Cyberpunk Red campaign? Night City in the year 2045 is meaner than ever! The world is just recovering from a global corporate war, supply lines run through wastelands while NC rebuilds after the bombing of Arasaka towers... In an age where corps and gangs rise and fall like
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Firelan, Notorious Golden Bastard @firelangoldyote.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I was asked to bark into the void more often a while back. Bark.
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