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Two-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Pleaser.

@bitchardpryor.bsky.social
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52 year old queer ACE mixed race intersex/trans disabled cranky rabblerouser and boatrocker. She/Her. Always try to be nice, but NEVER fail to be kind. Except to bigots. Never be kind to those who want to erase you. Not a shark. Commissions by donation.

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Two-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Pleaser. @bitchardpryor.bsky.social · 11h
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Two-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Pleaser. @bitchardpryor.bsky.social · 22h
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Your IQ test came back negative" made me choke on my coffee...🤣🤣🤣
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Two-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Pleaser. @bitchardpryor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some people gatekeep the stupidest things. A 39 year old just told my 52 year old ass I don't get to call myself old and I don't know what old IS. I'm a disabled survivor of rapes, (yes, plural) assaults, spousal abuse, and transphobic violence. I have fucking EARNED my oldness because I LIVED.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good morning sunshines 🌞
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good on you Sister's 👏
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Two-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Pleaser. @bitchardpryor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Because once you pass 50 you're FECKING ALLOWED to make jokes about your age.
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alexjungle.bsky.social @alexjungle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dog refuses to leave his unwell owner's side. Loyalty
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Two-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Pleaser. @bitchardpryor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love Chris.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Reminder 💥 More White trash maggots no doubt.
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Two-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Pleaser. @bitchardpryor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😞
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Two-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Pleaser. @bitchardpryor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BUMBLEBUTT!!!
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do not become complacent. Also if you can, offer to take people without transportation with you.
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Grebcomics 🐸 @grebcomics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
that time of year again! 🍂
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The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I truly believe that when live service games shut down, they should be legally obligated it release all client and server code into the public domain, as well as all the assets.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pathetic and Insanity 😡 I've been there.
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Two-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Pleaser. @bitchardpryor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I ain't saw shit narcs.
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Two-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Pleaser. @bitchardpryor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So this is supposed to be Poison Ivy. Who is a grown ass adult woman in her fucking THIRTIES in the comics. So anyone at DC want to explain why she's been drawn as pure pedo bait? This is not a grown woman here, this is a 13 year old with pouty lips. WHO GREENLIT THIS?
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The cutest thing you'll see today Repost of @PerceptiveBliss: Original post
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Two-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Pleaser. @bitchardpryor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 01/10/2026
Fellas, we have to talk to our sons while they’re still young. This foundation👇🏽 is the way…
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Two-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Pleaser. @bitchardpryor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Jennifer 🦋🐶☕️🦋 @jenelliot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#NOMORE
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Two-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Pleaser. @bitchardpryor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wish TBS was an option for Prime Video in Canada, I REALLY want to watch the PAC tribute show tonight. People mad about WWE "counter-programming" this need to think; Worlds Collide was already scheduled LONG before PAC died. This show was promoted before PAC died. Just drop it for tonight.
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Two-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Pleaser. @bitchardpryor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I bought Witcher III for $10 on sale years ago. And now because of that sale I have the $80 4K Remaster downloading for free. Bethesda should take note. CD Projekt Red just absolutely embarassed them and their 80 versions of Skyrim.
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Two-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Pleaser. @bitchardpryor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I didn't know @littendraws27.bsky.social could afford helpers?
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Two-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Pleaser. @bitchardpryor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anti-Choicers ALWAYS have to use guilt-trippy bullshit like this to sell their cause, because they know that the actual science makes them look like the hateful controlling lunatics they are.
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Two-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Pleaser. @bitchardpryor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Two-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Pleaser. @bitchardpryor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Designed by a gamer"? No, that look was designed by a pedophile. She looks TWELVE.
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Two-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Pleaser. @bitchardpryor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of my favourite OI! scenes in Justice League Unlimited continues to be the time some idiot tried to drown Aquaman.
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Two-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Pleaser. @bitchardpryor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Within walking distance of a school shooting..." I'm dead. D-E-D DED.
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Two-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Pleaser. @bitchardpryor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me either. I test it online. "Okay ladies, trans men, and ENBIES with vaginas; If you have never experienced ANY kind of sexual trauma from a man, say yes". I have yet to get one single yes in 14 years of this. A few hundred no's, but not one single yes.
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Two-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Pleaser. @bitchardpryor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These people pose this question as if Terrariums and latex gloves don't exist. This is LITERALLY the easiest solution for a hypothetical ever. Yeesh, no one thinks these things through anymore. See reply for how.
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Two-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Pleaser. @bitchardpryor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oi, you lot! Anyone want to play a game of Poe's Law? I'll reply to this with simple, true factual statements. YOU reply with the absolute most ridiculously unhinged deluded conspiracy theorist nonsense you can. Winner is whoever's most indistinguishable from real Nutjobs. Aaaaaaaand... GO!!!
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Two-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Pleaser. @bitchardpryor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hot Dogs are just skinnier Bologna.
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Two-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Pleaser. @bitchardpryor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
From my memories feed. Tweeted about being mixed race but white passing, and the included frustrations thereof, including being dismissed as lying. And of course loser troll shitgibbons had to swoop right in to prove my point for me. Oh I'm sorry was I supposed to MISS Twitter?
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Two-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Pleaser. @bitchardpryor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
UGUIZE!!! UGUIZE!!! Someone finally illustrated the real reason @littendraws27.bsky.social wishes he was so BEEG.
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Two-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Pleaser. @bitchardpryor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Typical cishet. Cites gay man Pat Patterson as a dear friend but then does this smiling. Fecking wypipo...
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Two-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Pleaser. @bitchardpryor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's like Schumer and other Status Quo Dems WANT to lose the Midterms.
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Two-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Pleaser. @bitchardpryor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Two-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Pleaser. @bitchardpryor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hi @littendraws27.bsky.social, whatcha up to?
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Two-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Pleaser. @bitchardpryor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who gives a single solitary flying fuck what Stincki Garbaj thinks about ANYTHING? We KNOW why she supports Trump don't we?
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Two-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Pleaser. @bitchardpryor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Community Notes on Insta are absolutely flattening Cornell.
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