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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods

@filthyjasminetea.bsky.social
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
go birds dickhead
sign spray painted with 
"go birds"
"dickhead"
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If I ever need my appendix removed I feel obligated to formally notify the Tolkien estate.
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most unforgivable and areligious ever done was Biden commuting all but three of the federal death row inmates. All but three.
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wearing a Beatles shirt today is the same as wearing a Mahler Symphony 6 shirt in 1966
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MAGA Farmers Right Now
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2026
"Free Hong Kong! Free Hong Kong! Free Tibet!" -- anti-Xi protesters are making their voices heard ahead of tonight's state dinner
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Despite the silence on the matter: Tibet still isn’t free
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DJ Mic Drop @djmicdrop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That’s both a fact & a flex!
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There are 2 types of people: “You interrupt my mid-late life haze of luxury to say i should pay attention to labour rights and the dignity of minorities and genders i never heard of?” Response A: “Get off my cruise, I’m telling security.” Response B: “Break it down for me slow, here’s some tea”
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Deviant Ollam ツ @deviantollam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My latest video about medical supplies — which features absolutely no firearms and contains no links to any firearms and doesn't even mention firearms — has been removed from YouTube for violating their firearms policy.
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
YouTube took down a video on making a first aid kit because it violated a “firearms policy”
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@bencollins.bsky.social You told me about Annabelle Dinda. Got curious about a guitarist she plays with. This is amazing… youtu.be/KDaEW__dqRc?...
youtu.be
Help (Beatles Cover) by Polsky West
YouTube video by Polsky West
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran signed his ticket to the bad place the minute he tried to write his own “Galway Girl”. The curse is playing out
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Press “f” to [Key Not Bound]
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@jamesstout.bsky.social Cat and skunk have an accord
A skunk browses in a city front yard while a fluffy white cat calmly passes by.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Which side is female, which is male? I say the first image is of a young woman, and the 2nd one is of an old woman.
A photo of minimalist restroom directional signs mounted on a wall. The black geometric symbols attempt to depict gendered figures using identical squares and lines, but the design is confusingly abstract and hard to distinguish which side represents male or female.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@FrDylanSchrader

Thanks for the tip, nutrition app.

[a popup with a pic of alcohol} 
Today's Highlights NEW

Pattern: Alcohol

Try alcohol more often

We've noticed on days you eat alcohol, you tend to keep your total calories lower.
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Thanks @mapquest.com Could we get a Mar-a-Lago renamer?
A map of Lake Ontario
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Wendat should rename the country to a word meaning: “Place with dumb kid fuckers who call things stupid names”
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ho boy…
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“To bring these images back to the library of congress so that 100 and 1000 years from now we can see what we looked like.” White, rich, entitled, incompetent farmers. @sarahtaber.bsky.social youtu.be/eTBLvqpJVHs?...
youtu.be
Tragedy Strikes a 7th-Generation Family Farm
YouTube video by PBS
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Fuck
Remove the first 4 Letters from your name and add
Fuck.
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
make a band small The Centimeters
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
make a band smaller Ph.D Candidate John
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
make a band smaller Wet Foot
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
make a band smaller Allison Krauss & Union Flag Stop
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Guys, it’s 2026. You can just have a kinky same name threeway without all this very annoying public flirting. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Ex-mayor Dan Sullivan supports incumbent Dan Sullivan’s Senate bid against third Dan Sullivan
Endorsement of Republican incumbent over challenger with same name adds twist to unusual campaign in Alaska
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My sextape is called… (let your predictive text finish the sentence) My sextape is called an egg in the middle of your face
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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 21/08/2026
Y'all better bring Dr. Johnathan Flowers back because he didn't do anything & received no communication from bluesky on his suspension. #freeflowers
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Friend asked to be picked up from colonoscopy appointment. Invited them to the event.
Calendar entry titled:
• Retrieve responsible farting camera
up ass adult
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hi!👋 it looks like you are trying to distract from a high profile lawsuit into your addiction based design and oversight practices. Would you like help with that? #instagram #meta #shit
An instagram alert box that pops up every interaction which reads:

Your notifications are off
Don't miss when [redacted] replies.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
tinder radius light years
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
galaxy class starship default admin password
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
klingon knock knock jokes
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 19/08/2026
I'm a little disappointed in how many of you sleep while I'm awake get it together people
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
People who drill wells, prune trees, & clean out hog lagoons for a living are not the people who are worried about losing their jobs to AI, I can tell you that much right now
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The hypocrisy IS the point. www.politico.com/news/2026/08...
politico.com
Trump votes by mail again in his home state of Florida
Voting records from Palm Beach County show the president requested his ballot in late July and it was returned on Aug. 13.
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
charlieangus.substack.com/p/operation-...
charlieangus.substack.com
Operation Break the Working Class
Summer Sunday Reading Series — August 16, 2026
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 17/08/2026
Hey fellas, you need a Radioactive Glowing Syringe but don't want people thinking you're a pussy?
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I give the question mark about four years before it leaves the written English language.
A screenshot of a facebook group post in Ontario Day Trips Guide. There are no question marks present on any of the questions.  

It reads:

Going to Paris Ontario. What should we do. We have dogs

Deanna W comments: 
Are you staying at the Arlington Hotel that were I stayed with my dog and we loved it. We stayed in the super hero room
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A conversation today made me realize there are simply people who never go: “Lets see what this unlabelled button does” Cannot understand them.
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Name a popular thing that you enjoy
static.klipy.com
Kuso Miso Technigue Poke Meme
Alt: Kuso Miso Technigue Poke Meme. An anime man is making the fucking mime with his fingers
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
no one clocked Donald Trump as early or accurately as Berkeley Breathed
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
And for my next trick, I will forget what I’m saying mid-sentence
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I have found that shouting HUZZAH in a post-coital awkwardness more than makes up for my lack of sexual prowess
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👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
a short skirt and a loooooooooong hot dog
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The year is 2037. The Baltic Sea is completely dry, filled by cubic kilometres of fibre optic cable connecting to Estonia’s VPNs and Plex server farms.
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Key inventions: Fire. Stone tools. Cuck chair.
NEANDERTHAL MEN WERE HAVING SEX WITH HUMAN WOMEN FOR HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF YEARS
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.
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Darnolverine @dhodgs.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Get in losers! We need to do more losing!
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