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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods

@filthyjasminetea.bsky.social
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 18h
I urge EU leaders to eat my ass.
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 23h
The trilogy, The Little Drummer Girl and Agent Running In The Field are my favourites. There’s a great adaptation of LDG with Florence Pugh and Alex Skarsgard.
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I raise the AI a bucket of hot salty brine to the circuit board
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Gare Davis @bishonentype.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It's the last day of voting and I regret to inform you that "Prof G Markets" is ahead a few points in the polls. STAY IN LINE! Together we can overcome the tyranny of ther market. VOTE NOW for IT COULD HAPPEN HERE! vote.signalaward.com/PublicVoting...
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The Signal Listener's Choice Award needs YOU
I just voted for this finalist to win a Signal Listener's Choice Award. You should too.
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Man with beard says Huh?
Alt: Man with beard says Huh?
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Are they trying to make Joe Rogan sound good? I burned out on political podcasts a few years back. Only sparingly can i tolerate them now and this for sure isn’t one of those.
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
South Africa could spin up a nuke pretty quick even today. These fuckers
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I thought McDicks owned them?
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There is a lot of blue smoke and mirrors about this…
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Alt: Justin timberlake stares into the camera zooming in. The caption says You’re joking, right???
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I doubt this was done above board but a clean room cloning house with an infinite number of AI monkeys could upend software if it weren’t for software companies now making money on overpriced subscriptions. This is a labour and wages problem, not a tech problem.
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s sketchy af. Let the security researchers audit first before you go near it.
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
💯 I’m not letting them onto my machine. The “benevolent” devs run an AI subscription scheme and if they had the skills to recompile this they could point the Adobe telemetry to them and unshackle it. I’ve been a gimp user for years anyway
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think you should float a colab between Robert and Conan. For the inevitable Nixon episodes maybe
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Vote for: It Could Happen Here!
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
go birds dickhead
sign spray painted with 
"go birds"
"dickhead"
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I shink you meen, SHOOPER Entellagensh
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Jim Carrey's Hilarious Derp Face
Alt: Jim Carrey's Hilarious Derp Face
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Look, all the other ideas have been tried, OK? And most of them are obsessed with ancient Rome and Greece so 🤷‍♂️
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🤣
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My helping friends move for 11 hours addled brain wants to be a punctuation pedant because i got confused. Clearly, I feel the same as you and T’Pol.
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Put all the agitators together in a stadium, naked. They get to fuck or fight until they agree
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If I ever need my appendix removed I feel obligated to formally notify the Tolkien estate.
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most unforgivable and areligious ever done was Biden commuting all but three of the federal death row inmates. All but three.
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gee, i wonder why?
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It was an argument over which seat in the cockpit is the cuck chair 🪑
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wearing a Beatles shirt today is the same as wearing a Mahler Symphony 6 shirt in 1966
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MAGA Farmers Right Now
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If control of the economy is tailored to being a socialist one, inflation will still be present but with safety nets that are not compatible with capitalism. This is an ideal scenario but not necessarily realistic. Do i have the general idea correct?
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I accept i am not an expert or know the terms of art. My understanding: Capitalism promotes inflation at a rate that will stimulate the economy to grow capital, not for social benefit. Deflation is worse because it destroys the good incentives of an economy first and hurts the least advantaged.
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All capitalism is bad. Normal or any other flavour. Socialism or gtfo
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Capitalism demands higher rates of inflation than is necessary to keep an economy stable. Broadly, deflation IS worse. The system currently lets the rich experience all the positives of both deflation and inflation and none of the negatives.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2026
"Free Hong Kong! Free Hong Kong! Free Tibet!" -- anti-Xi protesters are making their voices heard ahead of tonight's state dinner
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Despite the silence on the matter: Tibet still isn’t free
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AI is a magazine article. Free rags at the bus shelter:“Top Vinyl Releases this week, sponsored by Warner Chappell and LiveNation” Glossy magazines:“Lazy editor’s poor taste favourites.”
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I didn’t either, just saw updates at random. Wild speculation and GOP bullshit trying to agitate Britain/Europe
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Your tool catagorized “Fat Bear Week” as an adult topic next to OC NSFW art commissions. … Let’s just say you and your AI haven’t been on the internet much
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is probably pretty damn seismic, unlike the weird UK airbase plot nothing burger last week.
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Doctor Who: Lady Cassandra - Moisturise Me!
Alt: Doctor Who: Lady Cassandra - Moisturise Me!
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
His automatic block action AI bot might need some upgrades.
Aaron Rodericks • @aaron.bsky.team
Boating Accident (Wilson in Cast Away)
Automated block actions on my account, so that I can stay Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane.
Focused. Flourishing.
TBH it was well overdue.
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So courageous to stand up for your right to appreciate moisturizer
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So courageous to stand up for your right to appreciate moisturizer 🧴
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DJ Mic Drop @djmicdrop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That’s both a fact & a flex!
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Djinn joint sounds like a fire genie that prefers living in burning weed to an oil lamp. Someone needs to write that, damn. 🍃 🌱
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There is no justification for not providing an audio tour. You might not be able to cover the entire intellectual or artistic content in 40 minutes but an interpretation of the object is possible within that time. Very shortsighted pun intended
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
See? We just had intercourse, as the town founders would have wanted. … … .. . English is weird
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wanna talk about it?
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@sammysussman.bsky.social tread this path a few years ago at UMich. Student journalists are the best
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Quoth the raven 🐦‍⬛: Cute but naur…
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@katelynburns.com your dog is polyamorous.
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was looking at escaping to live on a little trawler boat but the fuel to go 100 miles is $1000~ I also know how to sail, but look at the prices of fresh sail cloth 😠 Looks like the prepper Prius will be my future.
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bill Haydon talking to George Smiley 
"Have some filthy jasmine tea."
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