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fex | 30+ | one cool connecticat | i think about myself a lot, cause it's the only one i've got fexiled.tumblr.com

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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
bad bisque
@badbisque.bsky.social
I'll Get Around to Doing That Tomorrow 4:
Sure
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
mindflakes
@mindflakes.bsky.social
Teaching the new intern all the keyboard shortcuts except for one that I can use to defeat him if he ever chooses to betray me
8:33 AM • Jun 9, 2025
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cryptic 🦇 pollinator @magicscience.info · 12/12/2024
packet marked with DO NOT THROW AWAY "YOU MUST EAT" MANDATORY CRYSTALS DO NOT THROW AWAY
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Sean Seanson @seanseanson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cha cha slide ass controls
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
Study Finds Deer Only Mammal Besides Humans That Totally Suck theonion.com/study-finds-deer-only-…
Study Finds Deer Only Mammal Besides Humans That Totally Suck
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Someone came out of the yarn room
Black cat with a yarn label around shoulders
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Turn Down For Hwæt @mxlabradorite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And Poob STILL doesn't have Goncharov!
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The “Cornell 7” framing rubs me the same way described in this thread. We usually use that language for people falsely accused of crimes. Personally, I’ll be going back to “the Cornell gang rapists.”
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Rose @anistarrose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tee K.O. shirt with a drawing of a Zygarde Cell on a leash, captioned: "My Dog."Tee K.O. shirt with a drawing of a Brushbuddy holding a knife surrounded by blood, captioned: "Supply Chain Issues"
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Its Weird Little Man time in Sneakstown
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alicia 🍳 @acorviart.bsky.social · 23h
the gossip girl meme that normally says "go piss girl" but now has been further corrupted by me to say "go sleep girl"
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
guardrails
clair guarding a b&w (and red) chloe
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Brendan Dooley 🐸 @basedziti.bsky.social · 17h
Smearguru #pokemon #pokemonbeedee
The Pokemon Smearguru.  A beige dog-like monster with a long tail shaped like a paint brush.  It is covered in various colors of paint, has floppy ears, and a beret.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 15h
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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やまおり @hakkentai-pkdn.bsky.social · 14h
上まで連れてって #ピチューの日
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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Brendan Dooley 🐸 @basedziti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mosslax #pokemon #pokemonbeedee
The Pokemon Mosslax.  A large green bear-like monster covered completely in moss with a mall pink flower on its head.
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Dalillama @dalillama.northsky.social · 23/09/2026
Photo of a sign for Strong Insurance Agency, advertising "We'll scare you with our insane rats"
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worm restraint @ctsmike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chase
4:12 PM
Time's running out, Michael: Get a rat...
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Vivi V. @emeraldspirit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Come on, Marge! Maybe I'm not getting enough-" *squints* "-estrogen."
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 30/09/2026
looking into the sunset from thirty nine thousand feet
picture of a beautiful red, orange, yellow, blue sunset with a mountain in the middle. juni doesnt know exactly which mountain, but its north of the plane when It was east of San Francisco
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Brendan Dooley 🐸 @basedziti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Peakychu #pokemon #pokemonbeedee
The Pokémon Peakychu. A pale yellow mouse-like monster with long droopy ears and a small heart-shaped tail.
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
idiot tree keeps owning itself
tree that owns itself, a historical place in athens, georgia
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bug @evillittlebug.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
im a peep bird marshmallow what the hell am i doing here
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Mikaela / Soundwave @mikaelamlp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
2-panel comic of a boss at a board meeting. He says "Arright, listen up, everypony..."

His coworkers laugh.

"...I mean everybody. Shit."

Drawn by kturtle.
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/5338899/
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sylvia @sylvibullet.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
when i think about the thin car video
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 29/09/2026
Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer xkcd.com/3304/
4-panel comic. (1) April 2023: [JUICE space probe flying away from Earth] FROM EARTH: *JUICE* is en route to explore the icy moons of Jupiter! JUICE: *Wheee!* (2) August 2024: [JUICE flying past Earth] JUICE: ...So which planet was I visiting again? I got distracted. FROM EARTH: Jupiter! JUICE: Right, OK. (3) September 2026: [JUICE flies past Earth again] JUICE: Is Jupiter the one with all the rings? Or... FROM EARTH: No, the big one near it. JUICE: Got it! (4) January 2029: [JUICE returning to fly past Earth again] JUICE: And *which* moons am I looking at? FROM EARTH: Oh my *god*. FROM EARTH: Now I get why we budgeted for so many Earth flybys.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover which features a man’s head looking toward the heavens, his disembodied hands and feet are where they should be, but he is missing his arms, legs, and torso. Title reads

WHERE’D THE REST OF MY
FREAKING BODY GO?
a novel by
Morene Welted
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i liked and reposted this and then immediately police sirens started blaring down the street. they're coming for me
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Ann Fry 🍀 @annfryillu.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I think that if sunfish could, the would be sunbathing in the sky ☁️ #art
Illustration of a sunfish (also known as a Mola Mola) floating above an aerial view of some farm lands. A plane flies next to the fish, really putting into perspective of just how large the sunfish really is.
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Specialist_K @thevaliantone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Separate the art from the arti—“ NO. WE WON’T BE DOING THAT. In fact, we’re removing the separation between audience and art, as well as author and reader. Now if you read about murder, you can be charged for murder, and also you have to share your dental plan with the writer.
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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forkastoctopus @forkastoctopus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
idc about the timeline i need tmp disco bones and black robe spock together forthwith
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Grasshopper Dream Cafe, built from two railway cars in Jeonseon, South Korea.
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026
There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fishing email? Im interested 🎣
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☢️ GODZILLA’S WIFE ☢️ @gojiraspouse.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Artists are allowed to make fucked up upsetting art. You are allowed to block them if it bothers or triggers you. You are not allowed to demand that transgressive art never exist. Especially when the artists are marginalized or queer and already have society trying to erase them.
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dawnfire 🔜 Ponyville Ciderfest @dawnf1re.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
pokemon camping pt. 2
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dawnfire 🔜 Ponyville Ciderfest @dawnf1re.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
pokemon camping :) pt. 1
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Gay Dogs Online… 2! 🔜 MFF @wolf-with-a-gundam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The real icing on the cake here is that he decided that his dad’s name should be Jay. Because obviously the name Jayson would imply that
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Take Meowt by Franz Ferdinyan @wendysnowradish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A friend asked me about the time the original author of sonic.exe tried to fake his death to get out of refunding me $20 for a commission he owed me and I realized I’ve never shared that story here on Bluesky
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 10/08/2026
(katy perry’s “i kissed a girl”) 🎶we saw a boob and it scared us🎶
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Berry @strawberryalien.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A flowers dream (Would also love if y’all could help me get on VGen!) #deltarune #flowery #VGenCode
Flowery from Deltarune holding his hand up to blow petals at the camera. He’s smiling slightly. There’s yellow flowers in the foreground.
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やまおり @hakkentai-pkdn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
綿毛の森の中
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
finger painting
clair finger painting with red (?)
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