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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
grunkle stan excited to tell the joke: "my ex-wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better!"
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
something fun about the advance auto parts site is that when you try to search for something you get suggested searches that other users have previously looked up
search box on the advance auto parts site. i've typed in "floor mat clip" and the suggested searches are:
-Free Oil Filter With 5QT Motor Oil Purchase
-front floor mat retainer clip for 20908160 compatible with chevy traverse 2009 to year, for acadia to 217 year, front floor carpet clips gay color
-fllor mat 4 piece setdodge floor mats
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
he's green for a terrible reason
screenshot of wikipedia article titled "Ray cat". there is an image of a tabby cat glowing green, captioned "An artist's impression of a ray cat".
opening paragraph reads:
"A ray cat is a proposed kind of cat that would be genetically engineered to change appearance in the presence of nuclear radiation. Philosophers Françoise Bastide and Paolo Fabbri originated the idea of a "living radiation detector" [text cuts off]".
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Spotify Wrapped
this mf spent all year with his ear pressed up against a damn
Conch Shell
Hours listening to conch: 1,000,000
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
they found me, i don't know how but they found me.....
notification that my post was liked by Puzzmo and 2 others (one of which is the co-creator of puzzmo)
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
i know puzzmo is run by millennials but sometimes it's Really painfully obvious lmao
puzzmo crossword titled "🥺 Smol Boi"

By Enrique • Edited by Mark Valdez
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
i went back thru my photos and i miscounted actually it's more like 7, but still lol anyway here's the cutest one. moments later she climbed into the hood of my sweater
the world's cutest seal lynx point kitten (white body with black/silver tabby point markings and pale blue eyes). i'm holding her and she didn't like that but she still posed so politely for the photo.
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
chiitan??
notification that chiitan liked my post
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
me, looking at old photo album: idk who this cat was but she sure was fluffy mom: oh yeah that was fluffy
blurry photo of a longhaired dilute tortoiseshell cat walking across the lawn with her big fluffy tail raised in the air
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
like i truly cannot emphasize how bad our old wifi was. it would disconnect/reset itself dozens of times a day. sometimes it would barely manage to get up to 1mbps. it was easier to just use my phone data/hotspot for everything. and now i have this
speed test for my new internet connection: 198.9 mbps download, 3.96 mbps upload
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
opened instagram for the first time in months and was rewarded with this
ryan bergara in an instagram reel, eating a burrito and saying "I *love* goo in my mouth."
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i've found it, the carbon footprint
air quality map showing a vaguely footprint-shaped mass of dark purple and red, indicating where the worst of the wildfire smoke is blowing down from canada into the eastern US.
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
kinda funny results with how often i've used those burgundy and gold shades in art (grunkle stan's fez colors lmao) seafoam blue/teal is one of my fave colors too pantonecolors.net/pantone-birth-chart
My Pantone Birth Chart Palette

Scorpio Sun: Black Cherry (a medium burgundy)
Gemini Moon: Pale Citron (a golden yellow shade)
Cancer Rising: Sea Glass Mist (a pale seafoam blue)
Scorpio Venus: Wine Velvet (a less saturated shade of the first color)
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
a third challenger approaches
"connecticut mentioned" meme featuring an anime girl wearing a yale hat uconn huskies hoodie, holding a bottle of foxon park white birch soda, and standing in front of frank pepe's pizzeria with various other connecticut signage edited into the background.
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
edited screenshots from the anime Skull-face Bookseller Honda-san. four women at a bookstore tell the clerk, "We're looking for a mad-popular BL."

the clerk, a skeleton man, thinks to himself, "Mad-popular BL... Mad-popular BL..." then holds up a stone tablet triumphantly and says, "The Epic of Gilgamesh!!"
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
it's actually not unheard of to grieve so deeply that it kills you just an example: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takotsu...
Rees, et al. wrote in 1967 that the death of a close relative increases the risk of dying within one year by a factor of seven.
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
reposting with alt text
photo of a crowd at a protest. two signs read "we don't want this" and "fuck you" in all-caps writing.
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
this is a cat checkpoint; relinquish your most recent cat photo
photo of a cat at an animal shelter. she's all white with a small patch of gray on her head, and is sitting on top of a cat tree and yawning. her name is coco and she has already found a home!!
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
lol. lmao even
the ceiling above my front door, where my idiot landlord attempted to paint over the popcorn texture that had started peeling off due to water damage. now that the paint is dry, it has begun to peel again and looks even worse.
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
landlords: as the property owner, it is my duty to do the worst job humanly possible
the ceiling above my front door. water damage has caused huge patches of the popcorn texture to flake off. my tool of a landlord decided to just paint over it so it looks hideous and bare.
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
post your warning sign
large highway sign: "do not read this sign under penalty of law"
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
breaking news
screenshot from neko atsume 2. one of the new items is a small clear plastic container, and a gray and white cat (willow) is loafing in it cutely.
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
got my last nook miles achievement almost 6 years to the day from when i started playing :')
the first achievement i got in Animal Crossing: New Horizons, gotten on 4/20/20.

"Catteras Miles!

You traveled a long way just to move to our little island, and you enrolled in the Nook Mileage Program. So you earned your first miles! There are lots of ways to earn miles by just enjoying island life!"the last achievement, gotten on 4/21/26.

"Smile Isle

Good deeds are their own rewards. But go ahead and have some Nook Miles too for fulfilling requests from other island residents. Yes, yes!"
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
i would buy that so fast
painting of a cat with a frighteningly human face. its mouth is open as if screaming about its own horrifying existence.
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
twin peaks title screen but it says gravity falls
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
this thing will have you hallucinating differences between colors only plants can see (yes i did take this test like 10 times how can you tell) www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/
screenshot of my results from the JND (Just Noticeable Difference) color test:

"0.00032

Either you have superhuman cone cells or you got very lucky. I'm going with lucky. This is absurdly below the theoretical JND. Your monitor is doing something weird. Or both."
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
oh clair..... 🥺
crop of the above drawing, with contrast values edited to reveal writing in the corner that reads: "don't be scared when you caused all this"
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
this is a CAT checkpoint. show me the most recent cat image on your mobile device
a large orange and white longhair cat, laying down on a blanket in a cage. (don't worry, he got adopted almost immediately bc he's the bestest boy)
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
it really pisses me off so much. hardware, software, apps, websites, search engines, cars, media, food, The Literal Fucking Government, like can we get some improvements in at least one of these aspects in a way that makes a positive impact on my life? please??
meme of a hamster, captioned: "i cant fucking take it / seriously im at my limit"
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
photo of a brown tabby cat with square glasses drawn over it. its ears are very long and pointy and extend into the caption above it, obscuring the words: "get yo bigass ears out the caption GOD"
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
sad
the outer part of my phone case, which is a thin piece of red plastic that goes around the edges of the phone, showing a clean break on one of the corners
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Posting: Not Even Once
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
last saved meme is your moral philosophy
screenshot of spamton neo from deltarune. he holds a phone to his ear and says, "HELLO? BASED DEPARTMENT!?" then holds the phone out and says, "...IT'S FOR YOU."
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
assigned fragile little fairy by pokemon quiz lmao professorbonsly.itch.io/18types
quiz results graphic part 1. three columns describing pokemon types and showing pokemon of those types.

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monotype: fairy

"Fairy-types have a reputation for being irrepressibly helpful, sweet, and creative, and also for having secret inner lives that aren't always shared.
They are often lost in a world of ideas and creativity, and as such, they rarely focus on their physical health or strength, and are prone to feeling fragile. They know that they have a limited amount of energy, and so they need to be careful about who they allow into their lives. Once someone is trusted, Fairy-types are much more likely to share their secrets and talents."

primary: fairy

"Fairy-primaries generally share the kindness and generosity of other Fairy-types, but with a greater emphasis on creativity, and an even looser interest (or ability) to maintain their own physical health.
Fairy-primaries often prefer to work on things slowly, steadily, consistently, and carefully, and are more likely than their monotype counterparts to not stop until their work is done. To outsiders, they frequently appear to be mysterious and aloof, partially because they tend to be guarded around others until they determine that someone is worthy of seeing them."

secondary: water

"Water-secondaries are good at reading a situation and adapting accordingly, but they often have a more narrow and specialized skillset than other Water-types. They typically match this with a more relaxed attitude and modest ambitions.
Water-secondaries tend to withdraw from most others, and as such, they tend to be less exploitable than other Water-types. That said, they're generally good at forming bonds with those who are like them, and in doing so, they can support each other's goals, and fill in any gaps in their abilities."quiz results graphic part 2. on the left are simplified descriptions of the types from the previous image (untranscribed due to character limit). on the right are different attributes, stats, and abilities.

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"Energy From Environment" Your primary food source is the energy of your preferred surroundings, whether it's natural (like a bright sunny day or a raging thunderstorm) or human-made (like a delicious power plant or a flavorful toxic waste dump).

"Versatile (Body Part)" You have a favored and unique body part that you've found multiple uses for (such as using claws to dig, climb, AND cut, or using a flame to attack, BUT ALSO to communicate). Arceus gave you a gift, and you're making the most of it!

"Blends In" You are able to practically become invisible by blending into your surroundings in some unique way, ranging from having patterned feathers, to melting into shadows. Whether you're anxious or devious, there are many good reasons to not want to be seen.

HP: 110
Attack: 60
Defense: 95
Sp. Atk: 35
Sp. Def: 85
Speed: 60

First Ability: Technician
Your weaker moves will do more damage than they otherwise would.

Second Ability: Lightning Rod
Electric-type moves don't damage you, and instead boost your Special Attack stat.

Hidden Ability: Mimicry
Your type changes depending on the terrain that you're on.
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
i didn't ask for or even want that video suggested to me, google
google search result for "Ashuelot pronunciation".

the AI Overview says: 
"The word "Ashuelot" can be pronounced two ways: ASH-wee-lot or ASH-will-ot. Locals in the area often use the latter pronunciation, "ASH-will-ot".

You can hear the different pronunciations of Elon Musk's kid's names in this video: [video embed]"
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
sharing my comment from the site back when this was first posted:
AOUGH I’M EATING PAINT OFF THE WALL

i really like that pepper asks “what do you need” instead of “what do you want” which can easily come across as more annoyed / judgmental (and how clair would most likely respond). like it could just be phrased like that as the setup for chloe’s “i need” thoughts, but i think pepper knows that she wouldn’t be there if she didn’t need something. idk how much faith i have in him to read between the lines at 3am tho [scruffy pepper emote]
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
can i get an extra entry per kitten in my lap /j
photo of five shelter kittens sleeping in a pile in my lap
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
tv shows remembering connecticut exists always has me like
"connecticut mentioned" meme. an anime girl is edited to be wearing a yale hat and connecticut huskies hoodie and holding a bottle of foxon park white birch beer. she's standing in front of frank pepe's pizzeria, with images placed in the background of a new haven style pizza, the connecticut flag, and signs for dunkin donuts, I-91, and a deer crossing.
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
was gonna add this panel too but worried it felt like a stretch. i've always thought it was connected somehow tho, like being twisted up in a blanket = feeling caught in a net
panel from page 137 of hfhh. pepper and achilles are standing at the counter in the lighthouse, talking to clair. dialogue reads:

pepper: actually—can i buy a net or something? catch more fish at once?
clair, sweating and looking uncomfortable with her arms crossed: uh. no. we don't—i can't get that for you.
pepper: what? why not?
achilles: what about a bear trap?
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
i'm connecting the dots (could also add the panel of clair crying into the pillow fort blankets from a few pages before this but i forgot to grab it and bluesky already erased this reply once before i could post)
panel from page 448 of hfhh. it shows a black and white scene from the point of view of a person kneeling on the floor. a large blanket pools around their legs and leads to an unmade bed in front of them. two featureless figures are kneeling on the bed; one appearing to be a child and the other appearing to be an adult resting a hand on the child's shoulder. the scene is largely blank white and devoid of detail, except for a circle of more dramatic shading that encompasses the figures on the bed.panel from page 88 of hfhh. chloe has just woken up in pepper's conversation pit with a yellow blanket tangled around her legs. sunlight from the skylights shines down on opposite sides of her, while she herself remains in shadow. she's looking down at the book "The Yellow Wallpaper", which is laying next to her, one corner of it in the sunlight.panel from page 221 of hfhh. in achilles' flashback, ares is standing in the rear doorway of the abandoned lighthouse, pulling a long, twisted, white blanket towards herself. shafts of sunlight are shining down on the blanket.
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
reposting with alt text
simpsons meme. a bus driver says, "Don't make me tap the sign." then taps a sign overhead that reads: "The South is full of good people that are on your side that are held back by gerrymandering, disenfranchisement, and regressive policies".
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
a man being featured on a bbc news program. the banner below him reads: "Andrew Drinkwater / Water Research Centre".
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
my greatest contribution to humanity
discord screenshot. anj posted the above art of a soaking wet mccoy and wrote: "i'm sure they were all freezing after being in the bay lmao"

fex (me) replied: "WET MAN WEDNESDAY
i am giving him the softest and fluffiest towels imaginable"

anj replied: "omg youre so right.. wet man wednesday"
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
sonic the hedgehog looking shocked with knuckles and tails standing behind him. caption reads: "[SONIC]: Whoa, he's bisexual! I didn't know that!"
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
finally reading this old book i picked up at a goodwill a couple weeks ago and it's honestly pretty good, anyone ever heard of it?
1984 by george orwell
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
bad news for residents of halo head
a section of the wikipedia page for yarrow (achillea millefolium), reading: "According to the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, yarrow is toxic to dogs, cats, and horses, causing increased urination, vomiting, diarrhea and dermatitis. When consumed by cows, an [text cuts off]". the words "toxic to dogs, cats" are highlighted
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
their source:
tweet by @DanMentos reading:

"*notices my tinder match has "catholic" in their bio*
me: so how long have u been addicted to cats"
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
tumblr post by reallyreallyreallytrying, reading:

""average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted"
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
wait i just remembered this one, which has reduced me to tears on more than one occasion
>be fat
>go to /fit/ and find a solution
>main problem is i eat like a dumpster
>apparently things with loads of fiber is going to save my filthy soul
>"Fiber is digested slowly, leaving you feeling full longer, and helps with digestion"
>go out and buy two boxes of fiber-heavy breakfast bars
>the first day i have fiber bars for breakfast, lunch and a lot of snacks
>i dont shit that day
>next day i fiber myself up even more
>i dont shit that day either
>fiber jesus is surely working his magic in my colon
>can feel the pounds dropping off because im not very hungry anymore
>i dont shit the third day
>i dont shit the fourth day
>thefinaldaydawns.mp3
>i have my morning coffee and feel my insides rumble in that familiar way 
>the second i hit the toilet the weirdest fart in the world exits me
>it's whistling
>just a thin, continuous airstream of fart that smells like grandpapas coffin
>no sound other than the whistling hiss
>suddenly stops
>the hole is plugged
>SOS
>this shit is so solid it feels like i'm giving anal birth to Dwayne "The rock" Johnson
>hang on to the shower curtain and pray
>the rock is shot out of my asshole at mach speed
>my entire ass is covered in toilet water
>now the fun begins
>a fart that could do more damage to the ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting shit bullets out of me 
>solid and prefectly round nuggets
>the smell is killing me
>blacking out
>the thuds of nuggets shooting around the bowl propelled by my insane fiber flatulence is giving me war flashbacks >iwasntevenin'nam.jpeg
>my guts are yelling in german
>sounds like a moose in heat lives in my belly
>most of the shit isn't even digested at this point
>just forced out by all the gas that had been building up to my throat
>after an hour it finally seems to be over
>im shivering and crying
>both legs collapse as i try to stand up
>my stomach hitting the bathroom tiles forces one last trumpet
>gondorcallsforaid.rar
>shakily wipe my ass
>completely clean
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fex 🍞 @fexiled.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
haven't seen one of my personal fave 4chan exchanges posted yet
start of a 4chan thread reading: "How do you dispose of your cooking oil?" with an added photo of someone dumping oil out of a pan into a kitchen sink.1st person replies: "I am ashamed of how long it was before I realized pouring oil down the drain was not what you were supposed to do. Now I just let it cool down and pour it in a giant bottle I use for collecting old oil."2nd person asks: "What do you do with the bottle?"1st person replies again: "Once it's full I just pour it down the sink".
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