Reposted by MGAMSuper Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Shocking Arrow Lifts... 2!! 544989
Reposted by MGAMbeany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 04/06/2025“Concerning”; World’s Most Humanlike AI Program Kills Itself Attempting to Generate a 10 Quadrillion Pixel Image of A Hamburger For Seemingly No Reason 6500127
MGAM @ferrousage.bsky.social · 18/05/2025someone should make a super mario 64 romhack where all of the stars are from that super mario 64 hidden stars account 000
MGAM @ferrousage.bsky.social · 10/05/2025"ZUN uses AI in Touhou 20" was NOT on my 2025 bingo card woah 130
Reposted by MGAM100 Pikmin @100pikmin.bsky.social · 03/05/2025When questioned, Yellow Pikmin #18 spoke for the Yellow Pikmin saying: "It's not so much we dislike Olimar, more so we just feel the risk is too high to place our trust in this individual..." Yellow Pikmin #27 however stated "Fuck him, I won't let him get away with what he did in Distant Springs." 2408
Reposted by MGAMCassidy Stone @cassidystone.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Week 3 I learned about The Worst Chord. 37813
Reposted by MGAMJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/04/2025i don't really have any patience for the "buildings are clothes" argument. people insist that since cars are clothes, buildings must be as well. the important difference is that a car provides you with a belt to wear. that's an outfit. to insist a house is an outfit is absurd to the point of farce 942642287
Reposted by MGAMK'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 02/04/2025it's really funny that Sakurai supposedly left HAL so he wouldn't be tied to making Kirby forever and then after shattering all his bones directing three and a half Smash Bros games he's like "gimme the pink fucker back." 191659507
Reposted by MGAMJocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 27/03/2025FRIEND: IM LOSING BLOOD CALL 911 me: [viciously swiping back and forth through my Nintendo-approved home screen desperately trying to find the phone app] crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap 172
Reposted by MGAMDoiDuh @doiduh.bsky.social · 17/03/2025I've been wanting to make this for a long time 4148702094
Reposted by MGAMSheryll @changebtol.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Okay now I get the appeal of Kid Icarus Uprising 1023511002
Reposted by MGAMwint @dril.bsky.social · 13/03/2025If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's 223175562084
Reposted by MGAMmarissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 15/01/2025society if the butterfly hamgurger 251337461
Reposted by MGAMbecky @beckymayyy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Concert venues should make their floor out of the new bouncy stuff kids playgrounds use 9682
Reposted by MGAMThe_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 25/02/2025For some reason, this is blowing up on the other site, four years after I posted it. Go figure ¯\(°_o)/¯ 302141500
Reposted by MGAMKenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Why does anime food look so good? 1226955
Reposted by MGAMJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/02/2025advice to young writers: - begin the first sentence of every paragraph with, "So basically the whole deal is, is that [...]" - begin subsequent sentences with, "And plus, [...]" - end every paragraph with, "So that basically wraps it up as far as all that goes." - 4 blank lines between paragraphs 563014365
Reposted by MGAMDucktor Nald @ducktornald.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Still one of the funniest Mega Man related tweets 1547131737
Reposted by MGAMwint @dril.bsky.social · 19/02/2025comedian FUCKS heckler on stage "Thats what happens when you bring politics" 638046702
Reposted by MGAMLaura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off 5268448013
Reposted by MGAMBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me 208138431691
Reposted by MGAMAl Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Just bumped into an old friend. 781617919560
Reposted by MGAMRosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 07/02/2025Botany valentine. Another from years past. New one on Monday! 4657921243
Reposted by MGAMJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/02/2025physicists have long debated how many dimensions there are. i believe there are six, and i'll walk you through how i got there. pick up a block and count its sides. four, right? front, back, west, and right. add a fifth dimension for weight and a sixth for what color it is and there you go 391429151
Reposted by MGAMJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/02/2025my kid turned 18 weeks old today. if you’re a parent, you know that’s flying week. so tonight instead of putting him to bed i took him outside and sure enough, off he went. won’t be back for hours. it’s gonna mess with his sleep cycle so bad. thank god we all forget how to fly at 19 weeks 524218354
Reposted by MGAMGreg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Just sealed some idiot within my crystal 147114363055
MGAM @ferrousage.bsky.social · 31/01/2025perpetual motion machines sound like they would solve the energy crisis. someone should make one 000
MGAM @ferrousage.bsky.social · 30/01/2025I'm in over my head ❌ I'm getting too ballsy ❌ I'm in over my balls ✅ 000
Reposted by MGAMJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/01/2025i’m 8 feet, 4 inches tall. one drawback is that unlike the rest of you, i can’t just travel to other cities or countries by going to the post office and mailing myself. i’m simply too big to mail. also, my height attracts so much attention that i can’t get away with littering, and i love littering 552409147
Reposted by MGAMJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/01/2025i just saw a commercial saying i could save hundreds on car insurance. well guess what? i can't. you know why? because i don't own a motor vehicle. i've tried to buy car insurance and every time i've been turned away because i don't have a car. and when i see a commercial like that, it stings. a lot 23113308768
Reposted by MGAMeve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space 532303013516
Reposted by MGAMBig Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 18/01/2025it's funny that in fighting games overheads are usually slow and lows are pretty fast when hitting someone over the head is realistically a fairly quick process while crouching down, kicking someone in the shin, and then standing back up again would take me at least a full five seconds irl 2271051
Reposted by MGAMca-dmv-bot @ca-dmv-bot.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Customer: I LOVE TO FISH DMV: SEXUAL CONNOTATIONS Verdict: DENIED 20660309
![Comic. [planets and astronomical bodies in various shapes with comments pointing to them] Typical Exoplanet System: Giant planet orbiting so close that it’s actually rolling on the star’s surface; Hot Jupiter; Mini Neptune; Planet that could be habitable, if there’s a form of life that hates water but loves acid and being on fire; Cold Jupiter; Potentially habitable void; Hot Mars; Planet that may actually be in the habitable zone, according to a very optimistic modeling paper by some desperate postdocs; There’s a pulsar here but it’s probably fine; A waterworld paradise with beautiful oceans and warm— Wait, no, we just got new measurements, it’s a hellish steam oven; Mini Pluto; Earthlike data artifact; Wet Saturn; Either a gas giant or a fist-sized rock, depending which calibration method you use; Faint dust cloud that will cause several papers to be retracted; Somehow this whole system is smaller than the orbit of Mercury?!; Planet whose surface may host conditions suitable for rocks](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiarfi2ggmv32pbpagsawnfvq3qpvww6qnptusklp2skmj7dqclewm)
![Comic. [yellow sphere with icon that reads, CHECK ENGINE] [caption] This new sunspot cluster has raised concern among astronomers.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreifixtbs6xmvshoacqnxeqg2q5zpa5z4r36dcj2tz4wssavmfogmhe)
