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[through tears] i hope that every time you wipe there's always the EXACT amount of poop on the paper for you to think you need to wipe just one more time

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Lexi Napalm @amialythislexi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

this just leaked from their google drive account

we at the laughing cow cheese company would like to formally apologize in advanced for switching from bovine milk to human milk. it's more expensive this way but it also makes people uncomfortable which appeases the balrog

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Baking The Raw @bakingtheraw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Thoughts on Slackers (2026)? #bugfables

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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

ik persona was never really gameplay-forward but it's jarring to have just finished p3, where even its watered down version of press turn at least had some higher thematic purpose, to having those mechanics get diluted across two games and remakes until you make the game play itself

screenshot of persona 4 revival with overlaid text describing "Prime Time" where you get free turns and sp-free skill usage, alongside resistances being ignored

screenshot from persona 4 revival of chie biting her thumb, text advertising "Blunder Cover" where allies can immediately follow up missed attacks for free

screenshot of yu and kanji high-fiving in persona 4 revival, text advertising how they added baton passes

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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

do babies even get entertained by jingling keys anymore or is that an oldgen thing

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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

me when my first grader tells me that they mixed red and blue and it made purple

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026

some of you guys are alright, don't go to wicker park tomorrow

RIVERS CUOMO lookalike contest Sunday 9/20 12PM in Wicker Park $500 prize!!

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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

this is disgusting and heretical. why don't catholics use leavened bread.

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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

board of directors at anthropic solemnly watching the verity music video, dario walks up on stage and says "this is what we must avoid."

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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

sometimes you walk past a vacant one-story office building in an unassuming business park in the middle of suburbia and it makes you yearn for the timeline where you spent your summer starting a scrappy early 90's computer startup with your friends that publishes disk defragmenters in big boxes

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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

growing up is realizing that action commands don't really add all that much to the turn based rpg experience

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syrupyy 🥞 @syrupyy.dev · 15/09/2026

NEW COMIC STUDIO BETA OUT NOW!!! the creator has been rewritten from the ground up with some new features, including: - drawing mode - layers - transparency comic.studio/creator there's gonna be a bunch of issues, so let me know what you think <3

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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

guy who puts these in the church donation bin

one of those fake 20 dollar tips that have a prayer on them when you unfold them

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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

as someone who never really engaged with it outside of the finale i always get a little tickled when tadc fans complain about the finale having too much jax bc the scene with them opening up to the frog about killing their mom was the scene from that ep that broke the mold the most to me

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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

10% into the brothers karamazov i sense it may become my favorite novel. it would be easy to #own alyosha's brothers the second they enter the monastery but their views as self-proclaimed sensualists are treated as insightful as the monks. bc acting like the reader is less of a sinner would be a lie

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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

this is the atheist version of facebook share if you love God posts

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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

if i made a lost media would you even bother trying to find it 😞

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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

the butterfly effect is crazy if you could go back in time all it would take to completely change the course of history is a serial killer knife guy with c4 explosives and three guns

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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

working out to video game music feels good af when you don't have someone in your ear telling you it's corny

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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

he smelled the larp. the larp is crazy

screenshot of an excerpt from this translation of the brothers karamazov: https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/28054/pg28054-images.html

“Excuse me,” Dmitri cried suddenly; “if I’ve heard aright, crime must not only be permitted but even recognized as the inevitable and the most rational outcome of his position for every infidel! Is that so or not?”

“Quite so,” said Father Païssy.

“I’ll remember it.”

Having uttered these words Dmitri ceased speaking as suddenly as he had begun. Every one looked at him with curiosity.

“Is that really your conviction as to the consequences of the disappearance of the faith in immortality?” the elder asked Ivan suddenly.

“Yes. That was my contention. There is no virtue if there is no immortality.”

“You are blessed in believing that, or else most unhappy.”

“Why unhappy?” Ivan asked smiling.

“Because, in all probability you don’t believe yourself in the immortality of your soul, nor in what you have written yourself in your article on Church jurisdiction.”

“Perhaps you are right! ... But I wasn’t altogether joking,” Ivan suddenly and strangely confessed, flushing quickly.

“You were not altogether joking. That’s true. The question is still fretting your heart, and not answered. But the martyr likes sometimes to divert himself with his despair, as it were driven to it by despair itself. Meanwhile, in your despair, you, too, divert yourself with magazine articles, and discussions in society, though you don’t believe your own arguments, and with an aching heart mock at them inwardly.... That question you have not answered, and it is your great grief, for it clamors for an answer.”

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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

why did they yassify arxiv

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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

coworker today noticed me spin up a local server using the typical terminal commands and told me how i could do that automatically, then proceeded to open windsurf and ask claude opus to run the app where it took 30 seconds to think about the exact same three commands

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⭐Starsauce💧 @st4rs4uce.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Original upload date: (December 18th 2024) Stupei Ace Defective! (Persona 3 Animation) 💙 #art #artistonbluesky #animation #Persona3Reload #persona3

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Ant @dissonantant.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

tesla bumper sticker: I STARTED THE PROCESS OF BUYING THIS BEFORE HE WENT CRAZY BUT THE DEAL WAS FINALIZED A FEW MINUTES AFTERWARDS SO YOU CAN STILL JUDGE ME BUT NOT THAT MUCH

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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

blessed are the boyfailures, for they shall succeed in heaven

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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

software engineers and managers in tech jobs saying "your code looks ai generated" as a compliment is like the opposite of "👌 is considered obscene in greece"

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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

meet the people living inside your spreadsheet

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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

new slang term: noodles when something is noodles it's crazy or unbelievable example: "i just bombed that test, this is so noodles"

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ustadh 🔒 @dragoman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

They do NOT make prayer books like they used to

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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

google replacing dictionary definitions with ai overviews is probably doing wonders for the traffic of merriam webster cambridge and other dictionary websites that they were previously suffocating

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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

build your own tung tung

wooden cylinders of various sizes laid out on a bed

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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

ok i think i'm finally ready to reveal what i've been writing. i really enjoyed writing team slacker gets fired and want to expand upon their duo with an original animated series that can explore that kind of friendship further. so i've had this idea for a show about a rookie officer and bear cub wh

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john @yhenestik.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

see no evil

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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

i made this meme & kept it for a while because i can't think of anyone that would find it funny but i realize i don't even find it funny either. i find it cool. these memes are like pulling off a combo in a fg where the more words you circle the higher your score. so i hope you view this like that.

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fossil @d3adfin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I did not care for The Godfather 64

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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

sometimes i think most people do all of their computing in a browser so someone should make a os that reduces overhead of background processes these people will reap no benefit from and instead bases its architecture on only needing to run a browser! then i see what that would actually look like

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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

why don't you make like a bug fable and leif

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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

why don't you make like a sex scene and become unnecessary

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hayleigh @hayleigh.dev · 09/08/2026

why does every little atproto app being cooked up rn have to have a frontend Designed By Claude ™️ why are we so hyped about social data and an open internet and then turning to ai when its time to create and play

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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

i could never be an english teacher because one of my third grade students would hand me an essay that says "candy tastes better than broccoli" and with blood red pen i would comment "Your argument is shallow and trite, and you fail to make a meaningful contribution to the scholarly conversation."

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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

this meme never made sense to me bc you can't order leaves at mcdonalds. did a giraffe make this lol

the mcdonalds alignment chart. header reads "CHILDREN YELLIING: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!". below is a triangle, with the top side reading "We have food at home", the bottom left point reading "*Pulls into the drive through as children cheer* *Orders a single black coffee and leaves*", and the bottom right point reading "MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!"

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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

the concept of death of the author is very convenient to me because it means that every single media ever made can reinforce my preexisting beliefs about the world

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NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 06/08/2026

damn, they could kill it as a 30-year-old retro tech youtuber

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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

writing a screenplay making me realize that the knowledge that i am going to have to animate everything i put on the page at some point subconsciously limits what i do with my final script

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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

the humans who flag their own bluesky accounts as automated just to get the robot next to their username are ruining it for everyone else, including themselves

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