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Felix Dos Santos

@felixdossantos.bsky.social
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Once met Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bam Margera, Johnny Knoxville and Vinnie Jones in the same week.

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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#Strictly has really fucked up. It's so bad.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
James Blunt is fast joining the group of musicians who could pass for somones nan.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ruh roh!
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
HotHotHotHotHot
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jon Rahm is a greedy cunt.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
DRC fielding ineligible players. Ronaldo and that US fella having bans rubbed out for no good reason. Now getting found guilty for spying doesn't result in a ban. People expecting some big punishment for Man City might well be disappointed
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AJ 🦋 @andjamwar.uk · 07/10/2026
“A strong voice for young men” - Nigel Farage
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can still remeber hearing this debut on Radio City when temping in a food factory. Instantly loved it. Soundtrack of my uni life.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had this bit about Jeffrey Archer from the 1995 HIGNFY video memorised for whenever I needed a handy fact about him.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Catch the train to London.
Stopping at Rejection Disappointment Backstabbing CentralShattered Dreams Parkway
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most disappointing video you’ll see today.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mystery Chart #38 · 838/1000 ⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟧⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜ mysterychart.net/play/
mysterychart.net
Mystery Chart | The daily chart guessing game
Five real charts every day, built from live public data. The title is redacted. Can you work out what you're looking at?
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Christ, 2 of N-Dubz look fucking terrible. Then the one nobody knows the name of looks like he's just finished a days work and popped to see his old mates for a few pints after 5 a side
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Raf Nicholson @rafnicholson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shame on you Ollie Pope, Luke Wood, Moeen Ali, Reece Topley, James Vince, Tom Kohler-Cadmore and Laurie Evans for caring more about the money in your own pockets than the human rights of women and girls. This was a personal choice by you, and you chose wrong.
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England players told to think of 'daughters, sisters or mothers' before committing to Afghanistan Premier League T20 tournament
English cricketers aiming to play in a men's T20 franchise tournament organised by the Afghanistan Cricket Board have been urged to think about their "daughters, sisters or mothers".
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Any fucker can empty it. Only I can load it correctly.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Probably my favourite thread here.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The tone in the football press today is odd. Like everyone didn't know City had fiddled the books. Just treat it like Juventus when caught bribing refs. Strip all titles, have no winner listed, relegate them several divisions, massive fine. Increase the punishment if they appeal and lose.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I see Lancs are doing their best to sign off their worst season ever by being suitably shite. #LCCC
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fleabag. Lol. Enjoyed it, but 5th best show? No.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think Getting Away With It, by Electronic might be the perfect pop song.
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Hourly Father Ted @hourlyfatherted.bagpuss.org · 25/09/2026
Just play the [bleep] note you were [bleep] playing earlier!
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S02E05 A Song for Europe 5 April 1996
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Flag #432 🟩 ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ flagsgame.net
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ben Stiller doesn't know why it's his birthday. Very sad how fast it takes them.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Going to be difficult for the police to arrest some of their colleagues, but on the brightside, those in the crowd will be on time for work today!
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
£450 for the cheapest tickets for the bog standard, defintely non-title, fight in cardiff! I mean fair play to those putting the fight on. But those utter mugs who are willing to pay that for two has beens make me laugh!
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every time I watch Location I am still surprised at how you can buy a 4 bed house with a big garden for the price of a 2 bed flat in London. What a ridiculous place
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Not sure on these new rule ideas
Ellen White: VAR shouldn't stop at pitch level, it should follow players into their homes

Theo Walcott: Red cards should be blue or green to bring out the referees' gorgeous eyes

Nedum Onuoha: Match of the Day is a fishing pun on Catch of the Day. I just think more people should be aware of that.Gabby Logan: Fans should stop referring to their team as 'we' - you did fuck all out there, stop making it about you 

Chris Sutton: The crossbar should be made of old hard bread

Danny Murphy: David Seaman's 2003 DVD 'Goalkeeping Nightmares' should be adapted into a feature film with Hollywood actorsGlenn Murray: Nine years ago a Forest fan repeated my joke at a dinner party only much louder and got a bigger laugh, the club should be deducted 10 points

Fara Williams: I agree with Chris on the crossbar being made of old hard bread.

Alan Shearer: If it's a draw the three points should be given to the team with the nicest personalities
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just seen something on Insta saying "wouldn't be and to make this now" and it was Gervais interviewing Crouch & Rooney, except it was Merchant & Warwick Davies. Correct. Couldn't make it now, as Merchant wouldn't do it.
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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'd never seen this Roy Lichtenstein painting before, but it's incredible how he manages unfailingly to make his copies worse than the original comics he's ripping off.
A drab pop art painting of a sinister man driving a car, watching a stoic blonde in leopard print fur. The proportions of the guy's face are offThe original image, from Girls' Romances 78 by Tony Abruzzo. The guy has a more sinister leer, while the woman has heavier mascara and feels both sadder and more determined. A caption reads "I vowed to myself I would NOT miss my appointment -- that I would NOT go riding with him--yet before I knew it..."
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fucking hell, I knew the name Roy Lichtenstein, and I knew what he did, but I genuinely had no idea he didn't originate the stuff. I thought it was in the style of comic book artists, not just a direct lift.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 17/09/2026
Hello. I have made a thing. A colourful collection of global disgruntlement. If you spend your time looking at the news & muttering "For Fuck's Sake" you might like it. Maybe. Illustrations of idiomatic translations of FFS from people who speak the language. Because FFS. www.eclectech.co.uk/ffs
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The FFS Project
A colourful collection of global disgruntlement, because it's good to know you're not alone. A project by eclectech, in collaboration with friends on the fediverse. Contains swears. So many swears.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Christ on a bike. Immortal Man is a shit film. Should have left it with him on his horse
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MB @sugarcubedog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Macklemore just announced he’s donating the $1 million he made from Sheeran’s tour to 6 organizations to support Palestinians and he’s asking Robert Kraft to match it. This is just the first part announcing it.
With everything that has happened over the last 48 hours, I want to bring the conversation back to where it belongs: to the Palestinian people who are still being killed, still living under military occupation, and still fighting for their freedom.
I will be donating the entire $1 million of my net earnings from Ed Sheeran's Loop Tour to six organizations working directly to support the Palestinian people. And I invite Robert Kraft to match my donation. Whatever we disagree about, perhaps we can agree on this: Palestinian lives are worth protecting. A Palestinian life is no less valuable than any other life on this earth.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This #GrandDesigns is fucking weird. An interesting zero heating build. Let's not focus on that though director. Let's just focus on an annoying woman who thinks she has it hard whilst building a £1m house.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I hear you're a racist now #EdSheeran
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The people of Piddington have spoken. I say, grant them independence. Border controls. Visas to cross into the UK. Tariffs on goods. No GBP. No NHS. No benefits or pensions. Let us know when your little lilywhite enclave has gone all Mad Max and you started eating each other. BUH-BYE!
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Piddington. Bunch of racist cunts. Why the BBC are covering this live i will never know. Events in Wales, NI and Scotland dont get this coverage.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Henry Pollock is going the long way round in trying to move to France.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fucking smashed it! Mystery Chart #20 · 1200/1000 🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🔥 2-day streak mysterychart.net/play/
mysterychart.net
Mystery Chart | The daily chart guessing game
Five real charts every day, built from live public data. The title is redacted. Can you work out what you're looking at?
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Unfortunately Reform know that the two donations will be illegal soon. They don't care. Take it away, they cry it's a tyrannical left wing govt trying to destroy their challenger. Dont take it away and they have a fuck tonne of money to spend on god knows what. It's win win.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So literally "Allahu akbar," only in English
@60Minutes on X:
Bravo, the U.S. Air Force weapon systems officer who was stranded behind enemy lines in Iran for two days, tells 60 Minutes about the first message he was able to send to the U.S.: “God is good.” cbsn.ws/4gOIzjI
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Mystery Chart #19 · 813/1000 ⬜⬜🟧⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜ mysterychart.net/play/
mysterychart.net
Mystery Chart | The daily chart guessing game
Five real charts every day, built from live public data. The title is redacted. Can you work out what you're looking at?
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What the fuck?
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Enjoying the #UltimateChampionship but I'm puzzled as to why the winners get given a cafetiere.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#Evri there demanding a booty call. By email. A shag is a shag though, eh lads!?!
Screenshot of zoomed in email from my Gmail. It's from Evri. It says "We're expecting your Ass..."
Those sexy, sexy buggers.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I must have watched it 30 times at least, but last night was the first time I got to see #Raiders on the big screen. The perfect film, made better being on a massive screen.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Driving up the A470, pissing down with rain, 3 of the weediest looking cunts on a bridge, 3 stone piss wet through, with a shitty red flare. Claiming Britain for white people or some crap. They're lucky they all don't have their kids the same weekend.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What a cunt
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