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Felix Dos Santos

@felixdossantos.bsky.social
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Once met Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bam Margera, Johnny Knoxville and Vinnie Jones in the same week.

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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 18h
Best keep our eyes peeled. I'm alert Sirs Dave, Mike and Trevor's people
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 18h
Was it you who said this not long before Dolly passed away?
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 18h
I went to school with a current professional ref. He supported a Prem team from a nearby city all his life. Die hard. His official team as a pro is our home town, he never bothered with them. It's all corrupt.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#Strictly has really fucked up. It's so bad.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
James Blunt is fast joining the group of musicians who could pass for somones nan.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Is that Bobby Davro?
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ruh roh!
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Loooooool
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
HotHotHotHotHot
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
CBBC and CBeebies produce some of the best TV rhe BBC make. Good luck incurring the wrath of every knackered parent. You'd be a fool to axe them.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jon Rahm is a greedy cunt.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
DRC fielding ineligible players. Ronaldo and that US fella having bans rubbed out for no good reason. Now getting found guilty for spying doesn't result in a ban. People expecting some big punishment for Man City might well be disappointed
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You need to ready yourself for the backlash
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AJ 🦋 @andjamwar.uk · 07/10/2026
“A strong voice for young men” - Nigel Farage
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can still remeber hearing this debut on Radio City when temping in a food factory. Instantly loved it. Soundtrack of my uni life.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They must still see something nobody else does in Bashir. Or he has a piss video of Key.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had this bit about Jeffrey Archer from the 1995 HIGNFY video memorised for whenever I needed a handy fact about him.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can't be arsed with this tonight.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Or, it's being supportive so they don't feel alone through it all? Having doesn't mean aquiring. You're just being weird thinking that is what is meant in that phrase.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She isn't referred to as Sue Ellen nearly enough.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I had a few pints of Bass in Wigan the other week and it was grand. Haven't seen it anywhere in years.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Catch the train to London.
Stopping at Rejection Disappointment Backstabbing CentralShattered Dreams Parkway
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most disappointing video you’ll see today.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mystery Chart #38 · 838/1000 ⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟧⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜ mysterychart.net/play/
mysterychart.net
Mystery Chart | The daily chart guessing game
Five real charts every day, built from live public data. The title is redacted. Can you work out what you're looking at?
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Christ, 2 of N-Dubz look fucking terrible. Then the one nobody knows the name of looks like he's just finished a days work and popped to see his old mates for a few pints after 5 a side
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When the literal President is found guilty of rape and nothing of note happens, do you really need to ask?
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Raf Nicholson @rafnicholson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shame on you Ollie Pope, Luke Wood, Moeen Ali, Reece Topley, James Vince, Tom Kohler-Cadmore and Laurie Evans for caring more about the money in your own pockets than the human rights of women and girls. This was a personal choice by you, and you chose wrong.
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England players told to think of 'daughters, sisters or mothers' before committing to Afghanistan Premier League T20 tournament
English cricketers aiming to play in a men's T20 franchise tournament organised by the Afghanistan Cricket Board have been urged to think about their "daughters, sisters or mothers".
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If his surname wasn't Martin, he'd be remixing in his spare room and telling his mates at the pub quiz he'd been dabbling
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Iran in the market for Red Diesel? Or did they have an old mattress they wanted to dump?
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Surprised he didn't bring his dog into the conversation for his take.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Any fucker can empty it. Only I can load it correctly.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Paedo Pendants.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Ramonas
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Recently got a dog and kids decided to call it Pickles. Quietly happy as in my head it's after Pub pub quiz episode.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
She's so shit. Gossip and hearsay have got her far.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
LOCAL HONEY stamped on a cardboard box.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If the punishment is "severe" they'll even be able to have a couple of seasons of David/Goliath league games, then some sort of redemption season on winning the league or whatever. It'll be fucking trite
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can't see it. They'll be able to talk about it for months, then whatever punishment they can analyse, then the juggernaut just moves on to whomever takes the mantle as best (should City get relegated). Football fans will just move on.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Probably my favourite thread here.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The tone in the football press today is odd. Like everyone didn't know City had fiddled the books. Just treat it like Juventus when caught bribing refs. Strip all titles, have no winner listed, relegate them several divisions, massive fine. Increase the punishment if they appeal and lose.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I see Lancs are doing their best to sign off their worst season ever by being suitably shite. #LCCC
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I would understand it if anyone, ever, called winning twice a "repeat" but nobody of sound mind does.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
1. Maccys 2. Domino's. 3. Jimmy's (Chinese) 4. Jimmy's (Chippy) 5. India Gate 6. Subway
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Colin defintely missing from that list
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fleabag. Lol. Enjoyed it, but 5th best show? No.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's simultaneously a banger, lovely and catchy without getting boring or on my wick.
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think Getting Away With It, by Electronic might be the perfect pop song.
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Hourly Father Ted @hourlyfatherted.bagpuss.org · 25/09/2026
Just play the [bleep] note you were [bleep] playing earlier!
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S02E05 A Song for Europe 5 April 1996
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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's a genealogical line that is first cousins all the way up
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