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Huge Salamander

@feldsparmander.bsky.social
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nsfw🔞 writer/photographer. He/them. Bisexual lots of size stuff

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SoldierExclipse || 18+ Illustration @soldierexclipse.bsky.social · 12h
this is no longer a joke
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Cargie (Spooky Version) @cargie.baby · 6h
you must answer our riddles three
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Brendan Davey @brendandavey.bsky.social · 10h
Lol good point:
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 11h
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 22h
Despite claims to the contrary, people generally don't like free will
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World Ending Jackal @growingemperor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jackal so big he needed a bigger dildo to satisfy himself, thankfully @maouyeen.bsky.social was around to fill the part~ Animation by @brokeninteligence.bsky.social
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want to watch you dwindle down, brought to your knees by the force of my orgasm
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bersickr @bersickr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
they're just like me fr
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The driving force of innovation is difficulties. De-regulation stifles new creation
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Quel @qlcq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
plop
a chubby woman is looking down at her own reflection in a buttplug as she seemingly just pulled it out.
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm amazed how much less security there is for the G20 summits compared to the RNC
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I always think its funny when people post a picture trying to figure out what's happening to their plant, and the caterpillars eating it are right in the picture
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You would probably be a good snack
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Skipped the Nazis, huh.
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've started to watch Tencent Video's "Three-Body". While I am sure it is a very faithful adaptation to the book, the pacing is glacial. I know this has been done to death, but it clearly is a 4 body problem. The trajectory and location of the planet being most crucial.
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Now is the time to move beyond mentorship, and toward ownership" does not sound like a good line for aiding global women empowerment
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My face is all sunburned from working in the field today
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Ross A. Isaacs @rossisaacs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How is this text chain supposed to prove Smith was in Atlanta in the first place? All it talks about is a seat reservation at an unnamed game.
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BornToBark @borntobark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That’s some truly hallucinatory blather there…
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sure, the 2024 election was one too, but 2026 might be the clearest intelligence test ever presented to the American electorate. Taken at face value, he's saying he stole hundreds of billions from the gov't, hid it somewhere Congress can't reach, and he pinky swears he will give you a piece. Really.
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I like being in charge and having obedient pets
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Singapore would be a great example of what I want things to be like if only it weren't a surveillance state Foucault dreamt up.
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's pretty telling when these people think it's easier to convince millions of voters to vote for candidates that don't care about them at all on the basis that the other candidate cares slightly less for them rather than convincing a few dozen people in the DNC to run good candidates.
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think the problem with America is everyone acts like laws are self-enforcing.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Truth 👇
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Way too much of society gets its information from pop culture, TV shows, and movies
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Mr.Solar - digital artist @mrsolar95.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Loona (mawshot) PS: I found out the other day that my private messages were disabled - now this nuance has been fixed) #vore #loona #mawshot #Helluva #Boss
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Many games for the GameCube use only a fraction of the storage capacity of the disc. I have analyzed the data to determine what the maximum number of retail Mario games that can fit on a single disc would be, creating the Luigi & Wario + Puzzle + Rhythm Maximum Value Pack.
A GameCube disc has a storage capacity of 1.46 gigabytes. Many Mario games use only a fraction of that storage. Below is the optimal distribution of the smallest Mario-related games on the system to fit 6 entire retail games on a single disc.
Unused space 54 MB
Luigi's Mansion 186 MB
DDR Mario Mix 264 MB
Wario World 257 MB
Donkey Konga 2 312 MB
Donkey Konga 250 MB
Please note that this pie chart is for data visualization only. If the games were in fact put on one disc, the data would be arranged in rings, not in slices.
Concept for post based on an idea from a comment by @vinchvolt.bsky.social
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
America went from top of the world to living in its own world really fast.
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Major AI companies are freaking out about their agentic models colluding to commit crimes together because they are worried a super intelligence would replace them in white collar crime
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Had a dream about ant sized people but it was a political allegory and not sexy
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes.
Screenshot of BBC article: OpenAI bots (struck through) meddled with multiple US government agency sites
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jojo @jojotorio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a popular paw pad lotion getting recalled after it is found out an ingredient in it causes shrinking, but only when ingested
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
sufficiently small toys that their living space can be kept around in the open as a little room decoration without causing too much suspicion
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ok so at this point we *dont* want the strait that we control open
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dumbcat @dumbcat.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall
drawn comic where Wile E. Coyote breaks his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall, the idea was from @hausofdecline.bsky.social‬
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is the $21 trillion Trump thinks is from tariffs just the Pentagon's black budget accounts?
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Fawe @fawedaniel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Glaceon Remix
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The US needed the OTA the most after it was disbanded
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If I ask c"that's it for salsa then, just the batch?" And the response is "Yes" I shouldn't then get get the follow up that we should use up the other tomatoes now
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
1980 Trans Woman: I am a woman trapped in a man's body 😫 Modern day vore enthusiast: I am a woman trapped in a man's body 😄
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blankdummy.bsky.social @blankdummy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just a harsher landscape for those into intense climbing :3
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Diaper hoods are such a good concept
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Tyrnn Eaveranth ティルン・イーヴァランス @theemeralddragon.net · 26/09/2026
#macrofurry #Renamon #mega #rampage #crush #destruction #Hazard #Digimon They never even knew just how much of a Hazard they ultimately were...
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Ben Raderstorf @raders.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nithya Raman (like Zohran Mamdani) is "progressive" in the 19th Century sense of the word: A sweeping structural reformer looking to unbreak broken administrative systems and make dysfunctional local government work again. Turns out, there's a strong a cross-ideological constituency for that.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the dream our forefathers fought for.
A person sitting at a desk in an office, smiling at the camera. A computer monitor displays characters Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps from Disney's Zootopia. Text on the image humorously references Claude doing their job, allowing time to look at art involving Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps.
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Incog Neat-o (funny lizard) @incogneat-o.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Talk about a COCKtail!! Also happy Lugia day, enjoy my tribute to @waterabsorbant.bsky.social roller derby bartender LOOG piece!! I’m gonna order something off that secret menu! #piss #watersports #lugia
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol
A series of tweets that reads "we didn't have a measles outbreak until we let in four years of millions of people pour over our border" 

"I live in Honduras. We vaccinate" 

"I live in American we can choose if we want the shot or not" 

"I know and that's why you have measles and we don't"
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That reminds me, I need to find my Order of the Engineer ring.
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