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Huge Salamander

@feldsparmander.bsky.social
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nsfw🔞 writer/photographer. He/them. Bisexual lots of size stuff

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Adam Cohen (My Personal Views Only) @axidentaliberal.bsky.social · 4h
So after the White House spokespersons tried to justify his inexplicable remarks, saying that he wasn't calling for Iran to nuke Los Angeles and San Diego, Trump *doubles down* Literally daring them to bomb the California cities
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epic trinket: vulpera seed 💄💦 @shugoshame.bsky.social · 10h
I can't torture the normal bsky dude who posted this by quote posting on this account so here
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 5h
I should get vore art. I need to eat more micros
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 5h
They basically walked around on wedges of their own gristle.
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ZeTrystan @zetrystan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don't you dare hehe.
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 7h
All these guys spent all this effort to get "fuck you" money and can't even bring themselves, even once, to use it to say "fuck you" to Trump. Pathetic.
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 9h
There are multiple things Trump seems to say are $21 trillion, both the investments and the tariffs
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🎃 Thektober 🦛 @lokoko.bsky.social · 10h
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In all seriousness though, I seem to be in a pattern of getting bummed out about something, explaining the subtle abstract thing that I am concerned about, and then getting told that is actually kind of silly and inconsequential to worry about.
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So thick
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I should be more confident and not reliant on my scheming court of micro advisors
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don't try to force it. You will find a time for it again
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We shall all agree biberty means mutual fuck hole
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think its really funny that my guide for nut harvesting notes that trying to use a normal nut cracker will probably just break your nut cracker; instead it suggests a vice or mortar & pestle
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For real?
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There's species stereotyping, but I wouldn't avoid someone just based on what they chose
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And who can say where the road goes? Where the day flows? Only time
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Singa 🔞 @singafurian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Secret of Nimh
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Scavvie Foxxo @scavengerfox.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
This is so many of y'all rn
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犬井(Inui) @nappywolf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She must have done something wrong!
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is something wrong? You've stopped transmitting your size information
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Harker Perin @harkerpn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
CW: hyper, #breastvore, micro #voretober2026 #voretober : 3 - Spa for @vornydarkfox.bsky.social People are perhaps tired of BV by now, I think this should be the last, hopefully
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Perplexing and pampered~ @purpleperplexia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
M-MACRO?!?!
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Kay Leadfoot @ FuelArc News @kayleadfoot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
n00t n00t
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Thingu Pingu
Alt: Thingu Pingu noot noot
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sir you are campaigning in Ohio for Vivek
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The moo counter deals damage to non-cows
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digital rabbit @crashlapine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Update, had to put the first one down for a bit. I don't think I've ever seen a caterpillar this hungry before. His destructive greed knows no bounds and it sickens me
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Yote After Dark @yote-after-dark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
First time visiting the new mixed sized gym, they weren’t expecting the locker room to be so open
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I need better gloves for walnuts
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Find a new economic analysis youtuber. Quickly recognize they are using TTS, but they had good points. Begin to suspect they are just stealing scripts from others. They do an ad read for an AI company during an anti-AI video. Unsubscribed immediately
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is Digger any good? The ads are overly cryptic in a dumb way and with the plot synopsis seems to spell out this is an oil disaster movie where Tom Cruise plays a tycoon with the subtlety of Slim Picken's Major Kong
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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SoldierExclipse || 18+ Illustration @soldierexclipse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is no longer a joke
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What Cargie Does In The Shadows @cargie.baby · 02/10/2026
you must answer our riddles three
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Brendan Davey @brendandavey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lol good point:
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Despite claims to the contrary, people generally don't like free will
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World Ending Jackal @growingemperor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jackal so big he needed a bigger dildo to satisfy himself, thankfully @maouyeen.bsky.social was around to fill the part~ Animation by @brokeninteligence.bsky.social
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Its how we survive the winter
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Capitalism treats all problems as something that can be resolved through an economic exchange. Gamers have increasingly been concerned of the resale value of their purchased commodity, with digital purchases now a rental. In the abyss of lets play and replays, this is all thats left for the consumer
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want to watch you dwindle down, brought to your knees by the force of my orgasm
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bersickr @bersickr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
they're just like me fr
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The driving force of innovation is difficulties. De-regulation stifles new creation
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Quel @qlcq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
plop
a chubby woman is looking down at her own reflection in a buttplug as she seemingly just pulled it out.
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm amazed how much less security there is for the G20 summits compared to the RNC
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy birthday
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The cabbage white was really annoying when I tried growing Brussel sprouts
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I always think its funny when people post a picture trying to figure out what's happening to their plant, and the caterpillars eating it are right in the picture
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Huge Salamander @feldsparmander.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Paladin AI unfortunately difficult to make since it doesn't do lawful good.
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