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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️

@faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social
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I like baseball, ancient/classical/medieval studies, monster movies, weird fiction, all kinds of games, and dialectical materialism. he/him errand boy sent by grocery clerks

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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 1h
marvelous 📯 mail call 📯 from @vucasimulations.bsky.social yesterday
Thirty Years of Misery and the Imperial Elegy 1.1 update packa counter sheet and player aid from Thirty Years of Miseryboard, cards, cubes, custom dice, standee holders for Thirty Years of Misery
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 15h
It’s been said before but it is incredible Racism Brain to still be doing the Tomahawk Chop in 2026
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Careful, the plate is hot. And the fork. Actually I microwaved all the dinnerware for 25 minutes.
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 22h
while this is delightful and you should consider getting every game on this list, what I really want for Christmas is a PS5 port of 868-BACK
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Marathon @marathonthegame.bungie.net · 23h
Nightfall Refresh brings a suite of changes to shells, weapons, and more. Here's an overview of some of the big ones. Coming October 6!
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lol
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Alfred Valley @alfredvalley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's wild how we all have to climb the brute fort one day
Pulpy monochrome flyer for Brute Fort: "Dare you enter the Brute Fort?"
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JellyMuppet @jellymuppet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tell me, oh muse, of the launch of a crowdfunding project! Speak now of ATRAPOS, the inevitable goddess whose hand doth cut the measured strings of fate, deciding that hallowed time when heroes fall to the dark mists of death and projects go live on Kickstarter! www.kickstarter.com/projects/sou...
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 29/09/2026
bold and wildly inexplicable photo choice here
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hate talking about AI every day but I recognize the active danger it represents to nature and the human inspiration that has made my life worthwhile. I cannot overlook the end goal the obscenely wealthy have always had for this tech: to squeeze the rest of us even further out of a modest living.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Measuringe the value of educacioun by returne on ynvestment onlye ys lyke measuringe the value of a garden by the weight of the floweres
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bluesky, the app for sports watching
five posts in a row (including mine) showing case keenum content
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MixtMeta4 @mixtmeta4.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everything is fucked up and the Bears grinding the Eagles into paste won't fix it. But it still feels good.
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
backyard gryphon
Ink drawing of a crow's head attached to a cat's body
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
da bearss
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
b. but I frequently say a swear if I do this in the dark and realize it’s backwards.
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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ALTERED BEAST TEAM SHINOBI 1989 SEGA GENESIS
Buff Altered Beast dude holding a zombie's head to hold still. he has an eye-booger that needs pounding out
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pauline kael bot @paulinekaelbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Horses are extremely photogenic, so a Western always has something going for it. (1985)
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World Champ Game Co @worldchamp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dude @itsquinns.bsky.social and gang are playing my game Necronautilus on the Play To Find Out podcast rn. Their first mission they go to the planet Cavity, an enormous space shark turned inside out into mountain ranges of teeth and rivers of blood. Sick as hell. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...
podcasts.apple.com
S5E1 - Necronautilus
Podcast Episode · Play to Find Out · S5 E1 · 1h 26m
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Up On Goblin Hill @upongoblinhill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I want old autocorrect back on all my devices so badly. I hate how they presume sentence structure. They're all trained on corporate emails so everything they suggest sounds like a fucking hostage negotiation.
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Cole Wehrle @colewehrle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In today's diary, I get into one of my favorite subjects: agency in historical games. Did the Opium Wars have to happen? Were the player's historical counterparts in a position to prevent them? It's a big subject, and a place where the 2e differs sharply from 1e. boardgamegeek.com/thread/37746...
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am glad I watched the Ravens-Cowboys game. lordy
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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 24/05/2025
the best baseball post of all time
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
In a group chat insisting Mario’s last name is Kart and that all he wants is to be allowed to die.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 14/01/2026
Columbo arresting AI for murder
Lt. Columbo (Peter Falk) meets Robby the Robot in the episode Mind Over Mayhem which aired on February 10, 1974
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Meghan Montemurro @mmontemurro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MLB has announced wild card series game times. Cubs-Padres will play at 9 p.m. CT on Peacock/NBCSN for both Games 1 and 2 on Tuesday and Wednesday. If Game 3 is necessary Thursday, game time will dependent on how many other WC games are played that day.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
YOU: fuzzy wuzzy ME: ok YOU: was a bear ME: no problem YOU: fuzzy wuzzy…had no hair 😏 ME: what the fuck YOU: fuzzy wuzzy wasn’t very f— ME, loading a gun: don’t you worry i’m gonna get to the bottom of this
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bag of moons 🏳️‍🌈 @bagofmoons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
spouse wore this tshirt to the twins game friday night and literally could not go 10 feet without someone coming up to us and complimenting his shirt and asking where to get one
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it’s a Surfer Rosa sort of morning.
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every citizen gotta have the portrait of the Respected General Comrade Secretary, and the portrait of the Eternal President
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DVC Games 🔜 PAXU @dvcgames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Giant Pacts for RetroGameCon next weekend.
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
no kings includes burger kings
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[jerking thumb towards Dracula] and then there’s THIS fucking guy
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
let me clear my throat should be the national anthem
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jess @jessfrom.online · 24/09/2026
 “And, for an instant, she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human.”
― William Gibson, Count Zero
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Black Lodge Cult @blacklodgecult.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
1.1 million is *nothing*. it isn’t even a slap on the wrist. shut them down, like you’d shut down a restaurant with multiple health code violations. this is way more serious than that.
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
YES. LET SPOOKY SEASON NOW FALL UPON US.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 24,1949
P1- SLUGGO IS AT NANCY’S HOUSE 
NANCY: I WANT YOU TO TAKE MY CAKE OVER TO THE BAKING CONTEST 
P2- SLUGGO IS CARRYING NANCY’S CAKE TO THE CONTEST 
SLUGGO:MMM --- IT SMELLS SO GOOD 
P3 - SLUGGO CAN NO LONGER RESIST 
SLUGGO: IT'S NO USE--I CAN'T RESIST IT
SLUGGO EATS THE WHOLE CAKE
P4- WITHOUT THE CAKE SLUGGO IS STANDING ON THE COUNTER NEXT TO THE OTHER ENTRIES OF THE  CAKE BAKING CONTEST 
SLUGGO IS WEARING A SIGN IT READS…

TAKE 
MY WOID 
FOR IT-
NANCY'S
WAS
POIFECT

ONE OF THE LADIES THAT IS JUDGING THE CAKE BAKING CONTEST LOOKS SLUGGO’S SIGN WITH SHOCK
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
who on earth views CMON as a solid investment? is this money laundering?
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Skip Bolden 💙🎬🎞️ @skipbolden.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The king and queen of independent film. John Cassavetes and Gena Rowlands.
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
no notes
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
tangentially I am becoming rather tired of BGG except for a guild I’m in and the site’s utility as a game collection database. there is a lot of unearned confidence in the user base and moderation seems dominated by whim
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Jon Perry @perryjon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's not quite available for purchase yet, but here's a sneak peak at box art for the next Air Land & Sea (including both a classic and a Critters at War version).
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Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WB-PARAMOUNT BOUGHT MY PITCH! IT’S AN 8-QUADRANT LOW-BUDGET HIGH-IP VERTICAL REALITY SLOP ABOUT AN ALL AMERICAN GIRL (20s, white, Christian, male) WHO USES AI TO DISPROVE CLIMATE CHANGE!!!
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
corufell prime 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 the scythe that keeps on giving
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PlayWarframe @warframe.com · 23/09/2026
Reinforce your Arsenal with the latest Gear and Customizations! New Bundles and Collections are in the in-game Market, including the Narin Warframe Bundle, Banshee Threnodia Collection and Qorvex Basilica Collection. bit.ly/4cWSm50
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