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@faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social
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I like baseball, ancient/classical/medieval studies, monster movies, weird fiction, all kinds of games, and dialectical materialism. he/him errand boy sent by grocery clerks

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
We didn’t need all these biographical Willy Wonka movies about who he is as a person. In the older versions, he’s obviously God or the Devil. You’re supposed to spend the entire story wondering which one and gradually become worried they’re the same being
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💀 unfound footage 👻 @burg.bsky.social · 10h
i want the five sided soviet rotary engine
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Soviet Five-Pointed Rotary Is the Final Boss of Wankel Engines
The unconventional Russian rotary engine is an extreme oddity, and information about it is incredibly scarce, to say the least.
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 9h
there are Morleys in Twin Peaks the Return too!
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 9h
Mamdani, in closing, on today's ICE shooting: "This is an agency that must be abolished."
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 14h
In anticipation of a future I pray will never come, I've written the following. Yes, even in tragedy, there is hope... mine is that this poem will heal the wounds that divide us. It is called "Elegy; or, The Fall".
ELEGY; or, The Fall

Down, down, our Titan fell,
Hands stretched outward through the air.
Behind him streaked a comet's tail,
A burning trail of flaxen hair.

A crowd of cooks around him swept
To catch his body as he flew,
But mortal hands to flesh divine
The firmest grasp they cannot do.
The finger tips grazed by the cloth
Of navy jacket, crimson tie.
They struggled for a place to hold,
But found no purchase for the try.

His head lurched forward, jutting out,
And aimed, it seemed, toward the oil
That bubbled in a fryolator. 
Fate set its arc, our dreams to foil.

A deaf'ning roar erupted then.
A rush of liquid spurted high.
The boiling splashes struck the walls
With bits of flesh and bits of fry.
For blocks around, a cry was heard,
A mighty bellow, deep and proud.
A tear was pulled from every eye.
"Our Titan!" wailed each voice aloud.

That mane of hair, the shade of gold,
Bobbed limply in the basket's foam.
A cashier spoke, "Lord, if you hear me,
Guide our mighty Titan home."

A ring of workers, some as young
As sixteen, which the law allows, 
Encircled there and touched his back,
And wept beneath their lowered brows.Then broke apart the sobbing crowd.
The manager, whose shift was done,
Stepped forth and said, "Remark this ground
For on it lies our holy one."

That golden sheen now wet with oil
Atop his head was aptly chose,
For high above, upon the roof, 
Two arches of its color rose.

And with it, rising, light as air,
A spirit that could never die.
To Heaven, to be too their King 
Look now! O! How our Titan flies!
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 15h
it’s me. I’ve been living in a pit the past few days.
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 16h
lol the Taco Bell bag
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 16h
mean to The Sims? jail for a thousand years
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 18h
in THIS econom— oh
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 22h
bet he wants his beer back now
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 22h
this spooky season, you owe yourself a treat. this is a very good one, if you’re looking for suggestions.
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 22h
what a ridiculous idea
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Bill Krystal @bill-krystal.bsky.social · 23h
terry riley was a genius musician in his prime, but i could have beat his ass. haymaker, haymaker, move in close, piledriver
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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 23h
No. No I'm fine. No it's totally ok that you forgot to wish me a happy karmaversary. Haha no it's fine.
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t like any pictures of me anymore after I did one of these maneuvers:
truest shit ever
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
mine says “hey he bought a toilet one time 7 years ago. do you think he wants to see some more toilet offers”
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hell yeah Magnus smash that shit
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Levy & Campaign is one of my favorite wargame series. and this is a great update of the one that started it all.
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m awfully excited for Nevsky 2nd edition to show up next week. what I’ve seen of the rules changes in the Rally the Troops implementation looks thoughtfully considered and will only make a great game even better. been waiting a long time for this upgrade.
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
all of history is moral compromises based on material conditions. we can either analyze them or we can stick our fingers in our ears. there’s a distressing number of anti-colonialists who do this sort of thing too, usually regarding how many people “should have” spoken out about some horror
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“oh Christian missionaries wouldn’t do that” my man, not only would they, they did. it’s what happened.
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
never ceases to amaze how much people will rewrite history in their brains to fit the model of something they would *like* to be true, such as “Christian missionaries always had the purest of motives and intentions”. this is how you get colonialism apologia, folks
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
yeah the corps in this game are not meant to be Sunshine Angel Rainbow Nonprofits
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 07/10/2026
airway drive-in, saint ann, missouri, 1988
airway drive-in, saint ann, missouri, 1988
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
jam min’ on the 1
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
not only available but free of charge. important little detail.
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
paying $60 a month to Skydance so i can watch “Yellowstone Jesus” and “FBI: Communism Destroyers”
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
1977 and this still just positively wrecks any current CGI for effect
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ABWT. always be watchin tenebrae
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
rats
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
okay Atlanta…this is your chance to do the funniest thing
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
what seems to motivate Dems to make attack ads more than anything else in the whole world is if someone is running to their left in a Dem primary. that’s when they take the gloves off. kind of makes you wonder who the “opposition party” is opposed to
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I see it almost every single commercial break. this is what non-voters are seeing and learning through repetition, not “Donald Trump would just as soon see you dead and here he is saying exactly that”
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
what’s the commercial I see over and over while I’m trying to watch playoff baseball or football on network tv? I’ll tell you: it is an absolutely abhorrent anti-trans ad put up by some nazi PAC
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the vast majority of non-voters don’t watch the news or follow the news on social media. talk of a scandal on CNN only reaches the kind of people who are already watching something like CNN. they watch sports and regular tv though
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it strikes me there are a whole lot of things Dems and their PACs could be putting in their commercials to try and reach non-voters (the only camp that would be decisive with such strong dividing lines already between active voters) that they simply aren’t. makes you wonder why
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
more pointedly, ChatGPT doesn’t think anything at all
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Alito doesn’t give two shits about “religious liberty”, and he knows it. all he cares about is that under no circumstances can traditional Christian denominations lose their currently privileged cultural and legal status
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it is deeply, profoundly stupid to suggest that religious liberty is *impinged* by a rejection of the notion that state-recognized marriage must adhere to traditional Christian guidelines. religious liberty is *enriched* by marriage equality. there is no logical alternative “point of view”.
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Marathon @marathonthegame.bungie.net · 06/10/2026
Nightfall refresh is live. Who’s afraid of the dark?
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cleaning is great for when you feel like touching every object
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the right wing grift is so pervasive
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
in hindsight I’m not even sure how much he was calling it out, given that Yellowstone provided nazis with about a billion memes (remember all those “take Biden to the train station” t-shirts?) and Sheridan didn’t say a peep about it
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
but the problem isn’t Lioness per se, it’s Taylor Sheridan, who started out in a questionable place already and has only sunk deeper into his maga hole as his fame and wealth has increased
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lioness would be my most recent example
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
walter simonson drew a comic adaptation of the story and it rocks. just a big ol boy eatin grass
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Wehrlegig Games @wehrlegig.games · 06/10/2026
A cutthroat business game about the dramatic rise of the opium trade in 19th-century China. Live now on Kickstarter. www.kickstarter.com/projects/col...
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An Infamous Traffic: Second Edition
A new edition of the acclaimed game of cutthroat capitalism in the nineteenth century opium trade.
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🕯️faulkner’s buzzard🕯️ @faulknersbuzzard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
phylactery
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balenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
we created memory foam but never considered there may be things the foam wishes to forget
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