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Fat Apollo, baby!

@fatapollo.myatproto.social
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Won AGT15 Canada,3rd SOYTYCANS16, Coast Awards 2012-24, Profiled in Wall Street Journal & CBC, Wayne Knight stand-in, Canadian National Ed Wood Trivia Contest champion. Failed Politician. Host some cons He/him

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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 10h
"I'm dead before my morning coffee"
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 10h
"Make everyone angry" 1) Who are you that anyone, let alone 'everyone' is going to get angry with you 2) Can't find interesting things on Bluesky = skill issue 3) "All these new apps", Yes, vibe-coded slop 4) Hope you get enough impressions to afford rent
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 10h
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 11h
@soozuk.bsky.social
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 11h
I was Jack and now I'm Lutz
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 11h
bsky.app/profile/fata...
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 12h
bsky.app/profile/fata...
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@nsdebbi 🇨🇦 @nsdebbi.bsky.social · 12h
😳😳😳
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 13h
I would like to point out that he is dead asleep with no hands on the wheel in the picture
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 13h
why are so many people putting the video of i.c.e. hitting a guy with an suv on the timeline? that's a snuff film folks, not a thing everyone needs to see to be aware of the crime!
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 13h
They have them already, saw one with lights yesterday
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 17h
have mercy even on Mike Love
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 13h
Oh yeah!!!!!! That one that Maryjo and Chris did with the little apple-head doll people that lived in the chimney scared me as well!!
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 14h
How about?
The tv guide for trilogy of terror showing that fucking terrifying little doll
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 14h
Oh man!
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 15h
Bleacher bums!
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 15h
weird star trek
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 17h
Now that’s how you do a reveal!
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 17h
hey anyone working on star wars galactic racer, im available to help design merch <3
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 17h
searched it and it didn't exist so i made it myself
model wearing a black t-shirt with the following design, a nascar-style design featuring Biddy Blas and the quote "scrib doon"Nascar style Biddy Blas design featuring the character looking right, a couple of action shots of him on his speeder, and the famous quote "scrib doon"
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 18h
This is so funny because it is 1000% spot on.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 18h
Panicked husband realizes turkey pan has been soaking since last Thanksgiving www.thebeaverton.com/2015/10/pani...
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Panicked husband realizes turkey pan has been soaking since last Thanksgiving - The Beaverton
BRANDON, MA – As his family prepared for this weekend’s thanksgiving festivities local man Stephen Island realized that he had left the pan they use to cook the turkey every year sitting in a pool of ...
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Maritime Tartan Co @maritimetartanns.bsky.social · 19h
Need a Thanksgiving meal and live in Halifax (HRM) haligonia.ca/where-to-get...
haligonia.ca
Where to get a Thanksgiving dinner in Halifax and Dartmouth on Sunday or Monday
Still need a turkey dinner? Here's where to get Thanksgiving dinner, brunch, takeout or a free meal in Halifax and Dartmouth on Sunday, Oct. 11, and Monday, Oct. 12. <a class="g1-link g1-link-more" hr...
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 20h
In France they call it 'le QLUNQ"
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 20h
OH!!!!! @rifftrax.com @billcorbett.bsky.social The next Rifftrax field-trip should be through this racketmn.com/15-things-i-...
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15 Things I Learned at the Brand-New World's Longest Car Wash in Brooklyn Park - Racket
Reviewing a new global attraction in the Twin Cities suburbs.
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 20h
He is very lucky to be married to one of the FUNNIEST women ever and have @maryjopehl.bsky.social as a pal!!!
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 20h
Imagine you've been on the waiting list for SNL tickets for 36 months, you get them, and then take a peek at who is hosting...
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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 20h
If you have kids, take them to Climb Zone. It’s super creative, fun and absolutely wipes them out.
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Dumb Industries @dumb-industries.com · 20h
Let's all wish a big Dumb Happy Birthday to our friend, Michael J. Nelson! Thank you for delighting us with your comedy for nearly as long as we can remember. And we're so happy to see you back on Syd's Olive Loaf. From everyone at Dumb Industries!
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 21h
I find Alina trustworthy
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Alina Pereverzieva 🇺🇦 @perevaa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And now the best part: Bot traffic from the #Yandex network has plunged to near zero following the strike on its Vladimir data center. Bot traffic includes automated requests from search crawlers, scrapers and other online services. Twitter must be a ghost town by now.
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 21h
It's really cool, I think it has visited once before.
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 21h
Wonder how all those brave Harper's letter signers are feeling? You can safely use that list as a touchstone as to which people are worth listening to.
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Shawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 22h
This is wild. Nobody - from people running for mayor to elites who carry on about crime - will talk about Toronto police corruption. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Toronto police officer charged after CBSA intercepts firearm suppressors | CBC News
A Toronto police officer has been charged with multiple firearm offences after an investigation by Canada Border Services Agency.
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Safe Kjipuktuk @safehrm.bsky.social · 22h
HRM we need to talk about why people like Patrick Doyle, seriously injured on a sidewalk, are endangered by choices we make to ensure driving convenience is an untouchable priority. This problem needs much more than reflective tape
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Saturday October 10, 2026 Bedford 🇨🇦💪, I’m bringing awareness to Concussion is a traumatic by brain caused by blow, jolt or hit to the head or body that makes the brain move rapidly back and forth inside the skull. Edit, I’m not a paid or an a HRM official, just a peaceful Activist for Environmental - Traffic and Safety! Taxpayer. Behind the the scenes for a few years, kindly I’m putting grease to the wheels of all levels of government by doing my homework and following the correct steps from phone calls, emails, volunteering. Some taxpayers who want a sense of safety when crossing a cross walk for example the that orange tape that I rapped around poles at the roundabout Broad Street near the Irving gas station now replaced by green reflective strips and throughout other area’s of Bedford some all ready existing including orange flags as well with more work to be done. Recently some vegetation cut back for motorist, and First responders safety alike. There also is the responsibility for Commercial and private property owners to maintain their own properties vegetation from over grown and narrowing sidewalks or blocking any traffic signage which can be considered unsightly properties and enhancing dangerous and unsafe environments. Each Spring as the weather gets milder that traffic lines are freshly painted in the Bedford area and the NS Department of Transportation making sure I have the reference numbers and follow up and this for the safety of First Responders, every day motorists and pedestrians. Thank you to all 3 Public Servant Officials. Jean St - Amand District 16. HRM Council man and Provincial Office Domian Stoilov MLA Bedford, and Tim Out Hit, previous HRM Council man and now Provincial MLA Bedford🇨🇦💪. First but not least: The community of Bedford
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Prof Gavin Yamey MD MPH @gavinyamey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Holy shit FOUR members of the ethics committee in Denmark that gave the green light to allow the widely-condemned RFK Jr-funded trial to proceed in Guinea-Bissau have now resigned in protest This quote is 🔥 Great reporting by @melodyschreiber.com www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
Stig Børsen Hansen, a founding member who was one of two reviewers who presented the study to the Danish committee, resigned from the group in protest on Friday, citing major ethical issues with the study.

“You are now enrolling newborns in a lottery to test a hypothesis,” Hansen said. The children who are randomly selected not to receive the birth dose of the vaccine, those who “lost the lottery”, face in their earliest days the risk of contracting hepatitis B, which can cause irreversible lifelong damage. “They contract hepatitis B in the context of being part of a research project,” Hansen said, which made their infection happen, in effect, “by design”.

Three other members of the committee have also resigned in protest.
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 22h
You should take a unpaid sabbatical.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm just kidding, I know loads of trans comedians who could easily make a joke about that.
They say you're not allowed to make trans jokes and that "trans activists" have no sense of humour.
But I have friends who are trans and they make trans jokes all the time and they're really funny.Much funnier than any trans joke Ricky
 Gervais could make. 
I wouldn’t expect Ricky Gervais to make a good trans joke in
the same way as I wouldn’t expect trans people to make a
good joke about what it’s like to be a man in his 60s who
can’t handle nobody liking his new cartoon where cats
say swearwords.
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 23h
Here’s my advice. Ignore everything this self-important blowhard has to say. I’m sure she has never bought a single thing that wasn’t mass produced in China and sold thru Amazon. Keep posting!
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 23h
You are an ass.
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 23h
Politely, what position do you hold at Bluesky?
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John Muller @mrjohnmuller.bsky.social · 23h
This should probably help the remain side of the Alberta referendum, too.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The worst thing about Star Wars Galactic Racer is there's a character called Griff Halloran and it *isn't* this guy, the most Griff Halloran looking man imaginable. Griff Halloran is an entirely different-looking guy, it makes *no sense*
A Star Wars man with 80s hair and tache. He looks exactly like what you'd imagine if you imagined a man named "Griff Halloran"
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Keith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
so the final four are * a team that has never won the World Series in its 28 seasons * a team that has never won the World Series in its 57 seasons * a team that hasn’t won the World Series in 77 seasons * Dodgers
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Ray Newman @raynewman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That time someone dumped a toy house on the cemetery wall and, when I crouched a bit, some ✨ Hollywood Magic ✨ occurred.
A plastic dolls house sitting on a wall, taken from an angle which makes it look as if it might be one of the houses on the street.
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 11/10/2026
The Cozy Terror
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 11/10/2026
The 8 Genders
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 11/10/2026
One must imagine Cujo happy.
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