Fart To Table @farttotable.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I can't offer a cat, but I can show you two boxes. 110
Reposted by Fart To Table I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026If you’re in the military and you’re in the public execution chain of command you should seriously consider doing what’s best for you and leave or refuse orders. 210619
Reposted by Fart To Table A secret third thing @secretthirdthing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"chatGPT thinks I am a genuis" is just the modern version of "I think this stripper is in love with me" 251992395
Fart To Table @farttotable.bsky.social · 06/10/2026But can you promise to feel really bad about the layoffs every 3 months? 010
Fart To Table @farttotable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Jesus is manly and NOT 6 FEET TALL. It's totally manly and fine to not be 6 feet tall! 010
Reposted by Fart To Table yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 18/09/2026man he cant equip that shit hes a cleric not a wizard. this DM sucks 442940627
Fart To Table @farttotable.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I managed to accidentally call restrooms "restaurants" and also make a Monty Python reference that was not understood all before 9:30am. I should be allowed to go home and start over 031
Fart To Table @farttotable.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ed Sheeran's looper pedals slowly inching towards the door 031
Reposted by Fart To Table Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I didn't think people could get madder at Ed Sheeran than when he showed up in that episode of Game of Thrones, but he's pulled it off. 402025183
Reposted by Fart To Table Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I know that face Our empress is learning so much about Warhammer tonight  1071261
Fart To Table @farttotable.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Why share this with anyone??? Does he know what the joke is with this?? Why does it look like finger paint??? 110
Fart To Table @farttotable.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I'm at work and don't know any of my coworkers well enough to talk about this 261
Reposted by Fart To Table andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...) 8379832141
Fart To Table @farttotable.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Ghislaine said I'm first choice to play her in the reenactment if she goes blonde 052
Fart To Table @farttotable.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Idk, I think the moment a light breeze or a heavy fart is nearby that thing is toppling 000
Fart To Table @farttotable.bsky.social · 03/09/2026You're supposed to suggest something hyperbolic 100
Fart To Table @farttotable.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Time to find out which of my coworkers actually know what their job is 040
Fart To Table @farttotable.bsky.social · 03/09/2026static.klipy.comWoman's Loud LaughterAlt: Karen Walker, played by the magnificent Megan Mullaly, throwing her head back to laugh with abandon 020
Reposted by Fart To Table 🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 02/09/2026In reversal, Seth Moulton thrown under bus by trans people 121325202
Fart To Table @farttotable.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I can only assume you have checked on this post several times while leading meetings today 070
Fart To Table @farttotable.bsky.social · 01/09/2026But still charge $70 at a minimum to not even own it 000
Reposted by Fart To Table A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped 19797291542
Fart To Table @farttotable.bsky.social · 27/08/2026It feels like an alien tried to take over and found another alien had already done that 040
Fart To Table @farttotable.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Nope nope nope, too much. This is too much now. Unacceptable. Nope. 030
Reposted by Fart To Table Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/08/2026GOD FUCKING DAMMIT people.com/dolly-parton...people.comDolly Parton, Country Music Legend, Dies at 80, Just 4 Days After Saying, ‘I Still Have so Many Things I Want to Achieve’Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80. The country music legend was known for songs including “Jolene,” “I Will Always Love You” and “9 to 5.” She also starred in movies like ‘Steel Magnolias’ and ‘T... 8940281
Fart To Table @farttotable.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I've heard nothing but the best things about Dolly Parton. No matter her level of fame she has always been uncommonly kind. She is, and will always be, one of the best songwriters of all time. RIP to a once in a millennium level talent and person 021
Fart To Table @farttotable.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I feel like this trade-off is so bad that it might actually put people off from buying the game entirely just by association 020
Reposted by Fart To Table Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 18/08/2026My wife wanted me to try her gluten-free ramen so she extended a fork full of them towards me. I put my hand under them, as one does, so they didn't drip on the table and she dumped the pile of noodles onto my palm, like that's what I wanted, with complete confidence. I love my wife. 993539341
Reposted by Fart To Table Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Karoline Leavitt exiting the position to spend more time doing what she loves – circling the fat parts on her Kappa Kappa Gamma sisters in Sharpie 1495
Reposted by Fart To Table Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 13/08/2026Man looks like he put all six mil into his ska band 2893490
Reposted by Fart To Table Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 11/08/2026JKKK is eerily silent suddenly… 515121
Fart To Table @farttotable.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Speed runners, please note "death warping" is not an acceptable shortcut 030
Reposted by Fart To Table Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Your bad art is better than AI slop. 72107204765
Reposted by Fart To Table Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 04/08/2026Based on my past experiences in the restaurant industry I’m pretty sure this truck belongs to a coke dealer. 3134
Reposted by Fart To Table A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Pretty sure when you win the election it's a big election night. Pretty sure when your party's leadership all endorses the loser, it means the leadership is out of touch with the electorate. 523525497
Fart To Table @farttotable.bsky.social · 04/08/2026This is honestly the most correct and measured response. If there's any punishment it should be telling me every detail 020
Fart To Table @farttotable.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Hate to side with Ellison here, but all the horses I've seen have been one horse 170
Reposted by Fart To Table Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 23/07/2026…why does this hotel’s complimentary lumbar support pillow look like a sex toy made by a board game company? 791574259
![Q: A couple years ago at IDFA, I saw this movie "About a Hero," which is this partly Al-generated hybrid documentary that tries to recreate the atmosphere of your films.
A: The intention of this young filmmaker was never to remake any [of my films], but making something in the spirit. And I immediately said, "You will fail. It is such a stupid idea. It's phenomenally, abysmally stupid. I will not take part in it." He wanted me to explain things and have my voice in it.
I said, "You are alone. There's such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail." And it is a failure, period.
It's so standardized that Al can step in because there's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome Al to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it's ad nauseam.
When it's ad nauseam, please, please, please let Al step in and do the job.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:v5vphilwcf6nunioeyrpxw6g/bafkreibeadpx66jtqlttglhgbgkew6g65haxqngz5yt6p3ybwyi5zney54)
![In his statement, posted online, the prime minister has written more about his aim to stop the early release of PC Harper's killers.
"It will be based on a range of options including the three strands of further work I asked him [the justice secretary] to initiate last week: increasing the rate of removal of foreign national offenders from the prison estate to their country of origin; finding an early resolution to the long-running injustice of IPP sentences, which could allow for the release of lower-risk prisoners; and making greater use of the entire prison estate including using the female estate for male offenders.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:d56idxm2oyqwwn2uxnegm2yo/bafkreifdkde3fxb5o5syussfthoh6rfyottfqutcnnbm4nzhfxr572dqxe)
