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Chris the Hat Man @fanofhats.bsky.social · 15h

Idk if this is reflected in "real average hourly earnings" but I'm seeing live event tech support jobs that pay $15/hr again. This is what I was making 15 years ago.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17h

i haven't seen digger but i love it. i think it's great

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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 17h

Bryan Baker is the first pitcher to record a save in at least four consecutive postseason appearances and not allow a hit in any of them, since saves official (1969)

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Chris the Hat Man @fanofhats.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Cedric Mullins has more post-season Home Runs than Gunnar Henderson

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Chris the Hat Man @fanofhats.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I need somebody to invent a song that gives me the same feeling I used to get from "We Don't Care"

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Chris the Hat Man @fanofhats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Not to get all "generic dystopian sci-fi/idiocracy is a documentary" but it's weird that they're pushing a machine that stops you from having to think right?

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Chris the Hat Man @fanofhats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Shane Gillis is a disney version of Danny McBride

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Chris the Hat Man @fanofhats.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Saying "we wanna download the movies that we like" in a thick baltimore accent is one of my favorite things to do.

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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026

Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.

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Chris the Hat Man @fanofhats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"Make them play baseball" undefeated

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Chris the Hat Man @fanofhats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Remembering the Rev Jeremiah Wright fiasco and how they tried to burn Obama with it. Now we have a sitting US president going on TV saying "death to america"

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Chris the Hat Man @fanofhats.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Westminster, MD. The town where every other county's police like to live.

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Chris the Hat Man @fanofhats.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If Weezer and Billy Joel had a baby it would be Ben Folds

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Chris the Hat Man @fanofhats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Imperfect and good don't have to be enemies but they can't be homies either.

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Chris the Hat Man @fanofhats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Duolingo has invented so much crap for me to click on at the end of my daily lesson

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Chris the Hat Man @fanofhats.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

50/60 I missed Dean Kremer somehow

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Chris the Hat Man @fanofhats.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My buddy and I used to sing "Neverending Story" as a duet and trade off the E's

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Chris the Hat Man @fanofhats.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Bad title. I had to look up what that song is. Thought it was called "shes from texas" because thats the only line I remember.

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Chris the Hat Man @fanofhats.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If anybody is in to weird theater where they squirt blood on the audience, I'm playing in a production of Titus Andronicus with songs from Bat Out Of Hell I & II.

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Anthropic comes out every few days and is like “Our system accidentally stole all of the classified government files from England” but it never comes out and says “Our system cured pancreatic cancer on accident” I think that probably tells us what they are planning to use it for

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Chris the Hat Man @fanofhats.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

In my quest for jobs I ended up teaching music to a class of three year olds and four year olds. Four year olds are chill and can follow instructions. Three year olds were straight up ungovernable, lol.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

more people would use public transit if it was a roller coaster

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Chris the Hat Man @fanofhats.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It's impressed if you can balance a bunch of coins on some bills but don't hand me my change like that please

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Chris the Hat Man @fanofhats.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

*Alan Moore voice* Oy Loyk Royting

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Chris the Hat Man @fanofhats.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Every time I see somebody spell the word "chillin" like "chillen" I lose approx 10 min of my life

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

“Morty! Morty. I’m Alan Cumming, Morty. I’ve got a [BELCH] sparkly kilt and everything.”

The Traitors promo image where Alan Cumming is wearing a Statue of Liberty style crown, the spikes of which resemble the hairdo of Rick, the character from Rick and Morty

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

i feel that donald trump is more like wrongald trump because his claims are quite often wrong

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you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

dan from the orioles keeps calling me to offer free tix and sell me a package deal bc i went to 23 games this season but what dan doesnt understand is that i simply do not care for a deal. i want a last minute $20 seat that i buy when already on the lightrail whilst violating open container laws.

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Chris the Hat Man @fanofhats.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"Racing to maximize extraction" describes every company I've worked for in the past ~10 years.

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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

‘ed sheeran nuked from orbit by ms rachel,’ i mutter to myself, descending deeper into impenetrable madness

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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

most wins by a team following at least three consecutive 100+ loss seasons: 2026 White Sox: 77 2014 Astros: 70 1965 Senators: 70 1925 Boston Braves: 70 Related: no team has made the playoffs following even 2 straight 100-loss szns Or won its division the year after losing 100+ Yet

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Create-a-Character-ass outfit

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Chris the Hat Man @fanofhats.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Watching Degrassi on Tubi. They keep calling it "the net"

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noah @opacybikevalet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Ex woe bacon

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Chris the Hat Man @fanofhats.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

When the cashier at the grocery store was making conversation with my wife about her yugioh shirt it took me back to simpler times

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burnagedaydream.bsky.social @burnagedaydream.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I welcomed jobs in the service industry being decimated by QR codes, self service kiosks and delivery apps because I don’t like talking to people but now I can’t draw pictures for a living I think automation has got out of control

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Chris the Hat Man @fanofhats.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

They put this trailer before the adult swim thing. Funny that everything has to look exactly the same as the movie that came out 25 years ago because they built that damn themepark.

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Chris the Hat Man @fanofhats.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Post something random or you'll have an awful September

Skeleton chilling on the couch in the WMUC lobby

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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Luis Robert is actually a perfect vibes match for the Orioles (constantly trying to recreate 2023 in the aggregate)

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Chris the Hat Man @fanofhats.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Introduce yourself with five artists you've seen at least twice: The Roots John Prine Chuck Brown Ghostface & Raekwon A Tribe Called Quest

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Chris the Hat Man @fanofhats.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Toots and the Maytals at Artscape (rain)

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