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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You ever have a dear, nearly lifelong friend who, by virtue of knowing exactly who she is and refusing to be anyone else, accidentally became a trusted keeper of important cultural artifacts? You ever feel so proud of that person that you could damn near burst? You should try it sometime

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 29/09/2026

Oh bsky.app/profile/ecmc...

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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I immediately accept Tommy Tuberville's claim that the airline industry is staffed largely by furries as fact and I believe this to be a good thing

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

you left out the fifth scenario

President Donald Trump died when he hit a golf ball at a tree and it bounced back and bonked him in the nuts and then the tree fell and squashed him flat and his body hat to be peeled off the fairway

Positive 95%
Negative 7%
Net sentiment +88%

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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Give me birth control that tastes exactly like the amoxicillin suspension of my youth

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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My coffee maker broke a couple weeks ago and I've gone back to making a French press every day. I don't weigh the beans or water because it's fucking coffee. Feels like I'm living in 1996

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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

What're you looking at, bitch?

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Wouldn't they be.... Kraft singles

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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

And I want this horseface to get that forehead lowered by about two inches but life ain't always fair

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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Take a moment today to remember Omar Bin Laden's long ass cornrows

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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Working the drive thru of a McDonalds, Big Mac in one hand, ice cream in the other, cars come by the window but only to wave. I look into the sky. Every cloud is shaped like my face. Stan Chera pulls up in a convertible *beep beep* “get in,” he says “Jeffrey’s having a party. He needs to see you”

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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

A villainous John Corbett sexually harassing tiny Jason Priestly in this afternoon's extremely 90s movie

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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

If you could do me a favor this holiday weekend, please do all your shopping today and don't buy shit on Monday. My great great uncles fought too damn hard for you to be out there rewarding these stores and companies for staying open on Labor Day

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unc on earth @cortmanteau.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

🕯️✨ may it happen to a CERTAIN AMERICAN WHO IS 80 > Dolly Parton dies 🕯️✨ SPECIFICALLY one who was in Home Alone 2 > Tim Curry dies man

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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Sad doesn’t cover it. I need a much longer word to describe this awful feeling. Dolly, I promise to make your museum as magical as I can so your story and your kindness will continue in your deeply felt absence.

Me and the late great Dolly Parton chillin on the bus

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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Farewell to Dolly, an artist, an icon, a legend, a sister, a daughter, and a mother to millions. We won't see her like on this earth again and we were all richer for breathing air at the same time she did.

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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I don't cry for dead celebrities and I don't cry at work. Today is an exception

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 25/08/2026

when I sleep on my neck weird, but I’m being a tough cowboy about it

JBL wearing a halo with a cowboy hat on it

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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

You can't fix Ann Coulter, I will block you for suggesting such thing is possible

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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Imagine being the aide who has to read him the bullet points versions of these letters

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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I heard Taylor Lorenz lives in a data center now because it's the only place she can enjoy a constant 93 degree ambient temperature

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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

God I look so much like my mom

A picture of my mother holding me when I was a toddler

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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I want to love anything in this life half as much as our dog loves murdering a skunk

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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 14/08/2026

Going pee pee, Mr. Bond?

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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Incredible things are happening on Instagram

A screenshot of an Instagram video with an older man holding a sword with subtitles reading "your lllinois pharmacist laws are tiny in gods eyes

A literal reincarnated crusader has a Christian right to opiates"

A screenshot of an Instagram video with an older man holding a sword in front of a toilet with subtitles reading "your lllinois pharmacist laws are tiny in gods eyes

A literal reincarnated crusader has a Christian right to opiates"

On top of the toilet, there is a very precarious tower of toilet paper rolls but the roll on the toilet paper dispenser is empty

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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

This bitch wouldn't last five minutes on lower Broadway

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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Jesus Christ put your flaps away you nasty bitch

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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

The way he keeps saying Ohio as an insult is the most Michigan shit I've ever seen

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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

2019 Twitter was a different country

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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

When I saw Donna Mills' name in a headline, I was expecting an obit and not this. Go the fuck off, Queen

'Knots Landing' icon Donna Mills joins OnlyFans at 85 to connect with fans 'on her own terms’
The soap opera legend says the platform offers a more personal and direct connection with fans

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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

It's not often that a customer is flagrantly insulting about the fact that I speak with a pronounced southern accent but literally every time it's happened in the last year, it's been someone with a billing address in Portland, Oregon

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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

The sex criminal to Israel supporter pipeline remains unbroken

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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

It's not often I will stand up for my generation but I just saw an insta post where millennials are taking credit for the rumor that Marilyn Manson had two rows of ribs removed so he could stuck his own dick and that is Gen X's one accomplishment and you won't take it away from us

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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

When did he become a Republican and was there any correlation between that decision and the decision to start sexually grooming the child he eventually married?

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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Look how cute this little guy was

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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Fuck an APGAR, lemme see your baby do a vlookup on a shared screen

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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Bought a six rack of Publix cupcakes tonight because I'm ready to party

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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

just found out that a certain “labor reporter” with a decades-long history of violently harassing women and queer people in the labor movement (myself included) is lurking around on here. If you care about workers and Mike Elk follows you, do us all a favor and block him.

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