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@fablerenown.bsky.social
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They/Them. Sometimes I make/fix things (videos, food crimes, clothes, repairs). I do layout and game design for Biscuit Wolf Games. biscuitwolfgames.carrd.co

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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Weekend plans: Digging up the corpses of Freud and Jung to make them kiss.
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I was touched by the hand of collective creativity today
A picture of a green and yellow aspic containing corn, carrots, and other vegetables on a white plate sits above the phrase "And yet a trace of the true self". Beneath it, a picture of Doctor Dreadful Food Lab sits on top of the phrase "Exists in the false self".
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Each new reddit post like this I've seen since 2016 has radicalized me past "divorce his ass" and directly into "if you're not gonna kill him you need to at least brand him like a medieval prisoner so the rest of us can know that he's a fetid troglodyte".
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
*churns out a brand new layout in less than a couple hours* OhRightI'mGoodAtThis
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton wasn't an angel—she was a series of choices that made her feel like one. She could have been a cruel, bitter billionaire, but she chose kindness, care, and helping kids. I point this out because it is a choice, and that means you can choose it too.
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 25/08/2026
🚨BREAKING: Our union of over 12,000 baristas are officially calling for a Starbucks boycott. Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed:
BOYCOTT STARBUCKS is written inside a zig-zaggy speech bubble against crumbled paper. Beside it are the Starbucks Workers United logo and an image of a coffee cup being poured out.We, the 12,000 and growing members of Starbucks Workers United, call on everyone who stands with working people to boycott Starbucks until they finalize a contract with union baristas and stop union-busting.
What we’re fighting for is simple: a minimum $17/hr wage, enough hours to live on, better staffing in our stores, and basic workplace protections. Every year, our living costs rise but our wages don’t keep up – a growing pressure many American workers are feeling as corporate greed accelerates unchecked in our country. 
Starbucks is banking on customers' blind loyalty to the integrity and values this company once stood for in order to keep squeezing them for profits. At a time when working-class people across the country are struggling in a challenging economy, it is no longer possible to be both a Starbucks customer and in support of workers; choosing to spend money at Starbucks is choosing a law breaking corporation over the baristas who make your coffee everyday exactly as you ask for it.
Starbucks has violated U.S. labor law more than any other company in modern history–the NLRB and its judges have found that Starbucks committed hundreds of labor violations and there are currently more than 550 unresolved unfair labor practice charges still pending against the company. Instead of finalizing a fair and reasonable union contract, Starbucks has repeatedly demonstrated a lack of care for the workers who fuel the company’s profits by wasting millions of dollars on AI and technology that doesn’t work, launching countless gimmicky drinks designed to distract from real problems, and inventing pointless policies that do nothing but make our jobs harder. 
This ongoing, irrational behavior by Starbucks and its refusal to settle a fair union contract with workers leaves us with no other choice than to call for a boycott. We know when working people stand up together, we win. 
No Contract? No Coffee.
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Maybe the truth is we forgot to midwife the death of God and now they're stuck in eternal torment, too weak to act but too strong to disappear completely. But yeah, I guess I can have the Q3 numbers to you soon.
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violet allen @blipstress.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I have many theories of slop, but my current Theory of Slop is that what makes slop "slop" and not just "bad art" is that slop only ever aims to sate a desire created by past experiences of art rather than to create a new experience to be desired.
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Any time you see an appeal to purity and nature as inherently superior it's almost always a potential road to fascism. This specifically includes people who insist natural fibers are the only way to go for all fiber-based items.
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
D&D has never had a bigotry problem at the structural or community level—your just too sensitive.
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A question I have gotten from many who have wandered through my cabinets in search of glassware is why I have so many whiskey glasses if I don't drink alcohol. Answer: iced coffee
Iced coffee
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Internet is down, so I'm using my Spectrum-mandated time off to catch up on chores and my downloaded backlog of @rangedtouch.bsky.social 's Just King Things—gotta say that Plot Relevant Ghost Masterbation isn't where I thought I'd land today, but it feels spiritually correct to my mental space.
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Advertisers who make bamboo rayons better PRAY that I never get the ability to slap them through my phone. No one calls rayon "wood fabric", and if you tried to, you'd get called out EXPEDITIOUSLY. Rayon made from bamboo is still rayon. Rayon is not necessarily good or bad, but lying about it is.
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Happy birthday, Mr. Featherstone. Happy anniversary, Tilita. Happy Soft Rain Day, everyone else.
The opening lines of "There Will Come Soft Rains" by Ray Bradbury. 

"In the living room the voice-clock sang, Tick-tock, seven o'clock, time to get up, time to get up,
seven o 'clock! as if it were afraid that nobody would. The morning house lay empty. The clock
ticked on, repeating and repeating its sounds into the emptiness. Seven-nine, breakfast time,
seven-nine!
In the kitchen the breakfast stove gave a hissing sigh and ejected from its warm interior eight pieces
of perfectly browned toast, eight eggs sunny side up, sixteen slices of bacon, two coffees, and two
cool glasses of milk.
"Today is August 4, 2026," said a second voice from the kitchen ceiling, "in the city of
Allendale, California." It repeated the date three times for memory's sake. "Today is Mr.
Featherstone's birthday. Today is the anniversary of Tilita's marriage. Insurance is payable,
as are the water, gas, and light bills."
Somewhere in the walls, relays clicked, memory tapes glided under electric eyes."
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This might sound elitist, but I don’t think the people liking the Peanuts slop posts should have rights
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Took notes on the DND keynote b/c the other half of @biscuitwolfgames.bsky.social is currently offline doing mortal things. My phone deleted half my notes, which made me realize I didn't need to take notes at all—80-90% of it can be summed up as "remember this? Our finance guys hope you do!"
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A very good blog about a very bad man, but also... Why does he look like he's about to eat the console? Like the framing of the shot is very "x person tries y cuisine for the first time"
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Biscuit Wolf Games @biscuitwolfgames.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Jealous of everyone at GenCon this year! Let us know what your most surprising find is!
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I've been saying this for years—Do not delete my history when I die. Let my funeral be a debate. Let people attempt to assemble the connection between my craft searches, my ADHD rabbitholes, and my NSFW preferences. Bury me with the conspiracy wall attempting to understand what the fuck I was doing.
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A little worried about what's going to happen at work tomorrow because of this:
In the upper left corner of the screen, a skeletal deer-like creature with a flaming skull and antlers is labelled "my coworkers who genuinely follow football and who put a lot of work into their guesses for the office world cup competition". In the bottom right corner of the image, an opossum in a wizard hat is labelled "Me, in second place from guessing based on vibes alone and who does not remember who they put to win".
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weinberg @weinbergs.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
if Christopher Nolan really wanted me to see The Odyssey he would have cast Jason Mantzoukas as Odysseus.
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The proliferation of this type of article every few weeks feels like a toddler making absolutely sure that they cannot, in fact, have a cookie. No matter how many times you ask, the AI is still not conscious. And if you keep asking, we're going to have to put you in time out.
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
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Crit Squad - A Podcast, Once @critsquad.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
We have recorded a catch-up episode! @lindsayzana.bsky.social, @austinrusk.bsky.social, @mrstonebender.bsky.social, and Eric chat about the show, how it's been TEN YEARS SINCE IT STARTED!?, and what we're all up to now. It is in the feeds, but also here: sites.libsyn.com/398273/2026-...
sites.libsyn.com
Crit Squad: 2026 Cast Reunion Chat!
Friends, it's been a while! We thought we'd check in, share what we've been up to, and consider what the future might bring.  Come by the Discord: ! Lindsay's Latest! Biscuit Wolf Games! &nb...
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
On the language of Homeric Greek, and the language of a certain forthcoming film: here are a few simple observations.
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Zack 👻 Bammax @bammax.itch.io · 12/07/2026
evergreen
Yugioh four-panel meme. Kaiba reveals "don't speak ill of the dead". Yugi smiles and reveals "don't be a piece of shit while you're alive". Kaiba is devastated.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
“But the bigger problem is how much of the media of ‘the left’ is dominated by men who appear to have no understanding of sexual abuse or intimate partner violence, but do have a pretty hefty sexist streak that they either aren’t aware of or don’t care to remedy.” YES @juliedicaro.bsky.social
losingmyperspicacity.beehiiv.com
We have an even bigger problem than Graham Platner
The candidate's rise and fall perfectly illustrates the sexism in lefty media
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
well, fuck, it happened. 12 years ago I was excited about self-driving cars and a friend of mine said "you know they'll just drive people to jail, right?" So I wrote a story called One Star and sold it to Vice. www.vice.com/en/article/o...
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Meta knows damn well they are in a race with shitty people who will just find another way around this—which is before we even cover the fact that people still aren't consenting to be recorded. The only way to win this game is not to play.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Folks, no one has a RIGHT to higher office. OK? You aren't "canceling" anyone when you decide NOT TO SUPPORT THEIR QUEST FOR MORE POWER. Please let's be SERIOUS. This is not what is meant by "no one is disposable." I'm begging people to focus and use your brains. That man can still make a LIVING.
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Eliza Orlins @elizaorlins.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
ActBlue donors can request refunds if they donated to Platner's campaign. Pass it on. Directions below: (And if you do this, please share that you did so on social media). help.actblue.com/hc/en-us/art...
help.actblue.com
Can I get a refund for a donation I made through ActBlue?
Learn how to request a refund for unintended or accidental donations.
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
We have, in fact, been begging you to stop handing it to them.
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Carina Taylor 🌻 @shecallsmecdawg.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
MAJOR UPDATE for all INDESIGN USERS. Adobe has screwed us again. If you are using the latest version (any 21.x), indesign will automatically generate AI alt text for ALL IMAGES. Instructions to change your defaults in the screenshot and linked here: helpx.adobe.com/indesign/usi...
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
i will not forget the men who downplayed the earlier allegations of abuse against platner and said accepting them was just the price we had to pay to gain control of the senate. i hope they feel like fucking assholes.
politico.com
Exclusive: Woman who dated Graham Platner says he sexually assaulted her
The Maine Democrat denied the allegations and said, “Any accusation of non-consensual behavior is categorically untrue.”
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Anne Lutz Fernandez @lutzfernandez.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Remember this when AI proponents claim that women will be left behind if they don’t embrace it.
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
For the second time this year, my eBay order was actually just a guy ordering from Amazon in disguise. This is not just against site policy, but is also fucking infuriating. If I wanted to order from Amazon (I don't) I WOULD HAVE FUCKING ORDERED FROM AMAZON.
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Fabian Blake(he/him)Rose tint my world @glitzydemon.itch.io · 29/06/2026
It's the final day for our Romani mutual aid bundle and y'all have now raised over $700 🔥🔥🔥 Thankyou so much to everyone who gifted games, time, shares and support - if you've not yet grabbed the bundle, this thread has some great highlights to entice your last minute support🥳🙏
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Is this anything #widowsbay (image hidden for potential spoilers, not actually graphic in nature)
A picture of a man in filthy 1700s clothes staring at the camera. His face and beard are ghost white. The caption reads "please. stop praying for my grandpa!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the hospital and the cops can't get him. he's too powerful"
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Former writing tutor here to remind you (and the Ulysses Ogre) that it's okay and valid to not understand! You can read other people's analysis to help you understand! Analysis is a muscle you must build, and reading analysis about a work is effectively like asking a trainer for lifting advice!
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I think my favorite thing about Mamdani is he just... Likes people. Likes being around them. Likes helping them. Which! Shouldn't be revolutionary for someone who serves the public! But begs the question of WHY THE FUCK SO MANY POLITICIANS CLEARLY HOLD DISTAIN FOR THEIR CONSTITUENTS!
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Former Pingu Child Actor (BANISHED) @cursedpingu.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Sounds like AI is a huge liability and billionaires are mega-crybaby about it as per. "established studios with a positive track record see a "catastrophic" 40% to 60% drop in sales when they use AI"
The CEO behind the AI-infused Unreal Engine 6 doesn't like Steam's forced AI disclosure policy
Story by Cale Hunt • 21h

A couple of days ago, I wrote an article about how researchers discovered an "AI stigma" affecting Steam games that disclose the use of AI during development. For me, the most shocking piece of data revealed that established studios with a positive track record see a "catastrophic" 40% to 60% drop in sales when they use AI.
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
If the table is serving dogshit sandwiches made of stolen bread, you don't need a seat—you need a flamethrower.
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Home Brew City @homebrewcity.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Seriously, Uline is terrible. In their massive catalogs they dedicated a page to whatever ramblings and thoughts the wife has. This is the most fair one I've seen because they at least acknowledged Trump hurt them as well with net negative migration. But it still starts with birth rate statistics...
1.6 Surprisingly, a lot of people know what this means, and just as surprisingly, many do not. This number means we are not having enough kids. The reproductive rate needs to be 2.1. In the U.S., it is estimated we are 900,000 babies short just this year. Holy smokes!

When our children were at our local high school, the enrollment was around 1,700. By the time our grandkids went there, enrollment had declined to around 1,400.

In the U.S., the main University of Wisconsin campus enrollment is fine, barely. However, six other campuses in the UW System, including UW-Milwaukee at Waukesha, have closed since 2023. Another will be closing in 2026. The main reason is declining enrollment.

We are continuously looking to hire employees at our Kenosha campus. Especially warehouse employees. We particularly struggle in Kenosha, WI, and Allentown, PA. Yes, we have a strict drug policy, a dress code and we expect employees to come to work five days a week. We also have beautiful, clean warehouses. In warm areas, including CA and FL, we have air-conditioned warehouses, too. We also pay very well.

One problem is there are not enough younger employees at Uline to replace so many fine folks who are retiring.

Canada has a good immigration policy, from this American's viewpoint. They set annual immigration targets: 380,000 for 2026. Canada's policy also includes:
* Each province can select candidates needed for their local labor market. They know how many technicians, electricians, etc are needed to fill the gaps
* A points-based system that evaluates applicants based on skills, work experience and language ability. If you qualify, you could be approved in as little as 6 months
* Bonus points if you move to a rural area

While there are issues with their system, in my opinion, it functions 100% better than the U.S. We've gone from anything goes with Biden to the shutdown with Trump.
Obviously, we need legal immigration. Despite all the talk about Al, we need people
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Biscuit Wolf Games @biscuitwolfgames.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It's been a while, but we're finally back with some new videos! Hopefully things have calmed down enough I can start to get them out semi-regularly again!
youtu.be
Is Your Campaign Setting Too Big?
YouTube video by Biscuit Wolf Games
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Ugh, some of you have never tasted the precipice of madness and IT SHOWS.
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Biscuit Wolf Games @biscuitwolfgames.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Played my first session of Stonetop last night and man, the world building on this is intense! It's like they reinvented the bestiary from first principles, not just a translation of creatures we all know. I'm having a blast with my Would-Be Hero!
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
woke up this morning with the phrase, "Ork pronouns, 'e / 'em" stuck in my brain so there you all go
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father's Day. If you wish to celebrate but don't have a father on hand, I am available as a paternal figure. My resume: - 15+ years of "you're doing great, champ" practice - 10+ years standing by a grill, nodding solemnly - Firm but not overwhelming handshake
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nige 'dear ratboy' @niall.codes · 20/06/2026
That's enough Death of the Author. It's time for Death of the Audience. Start running fools
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Biscuit Wolf Games @biscuitwolfgames.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Dragon Ball Z. No idea how I'd go about it. B would adapt Nutcracker, or maybe Tamara Pierce's Alana the Lioness.
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