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@fablerenown.bsky.social
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They/Them. Sometimes I make/fix things (videos, food crimes, clothes, repairs). I do layout and game design for Biscuit Wolf Games. biscuitwolfgames.carrd.co

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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I was touched by the hand of collective creativity today
A picture of a green and yellow aspic containing corn, carrots, and other vegetables on a white plate sits above the phrase "And yet a trace of the true self". Beneath it, a picture of Doctor Dreadful Food Lab sits on top of the phrase "Exists in the false self".
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A question I have gotten from many who have wandered through my cabinets in search of glassware is why I have so many whiskey glasses if I don't drink alcohol. Answer: iced coffee
Iced coffee
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Happy birthday, Mr. Featherstone. Happy anniversary, Tilita. Happy Soft Rain Day, everyone else.
The opening lines of "There Will Come Soft Rains" by Ray Bradbury. 

"In the living room the voice-clock sang, Tick-tock, seven o'clock, time to get up, time to get up,
seven o 'clock! as if it were afraid that nobody would. The morning house lay empty. The clock
ticked on, repeating and repeating its sounds into the emptiness. Seven-nine, breakfast time,
seven-nine!
In the kitchen the breakfast stove gave a hissing sigh and ejected from its warm interior eight pieces
of perfectly browned toast, eight eggs sunny side up, sixteen slices of bacon, two coffees, and two
cool glasses of milk.
"Today is August 4, 2026," said a second voice from the kitchen ceiling, "in the city of
Allendale, California." It repeated the date three times for memory's sake. "Today is Mr.
Featherstone's birthday. Today is the anniversary of Tilita's marriage. Insurance is payable,
as are the water, gas, and light bills."
Somewhere in the walls, relays clicked, memory tapes glided under electric eyes."
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A little worried about what's going to happen at work tomorrow because of this:
In the upper left corner of the screen, a skeletal deer-like creature with a flaming skull and antlers is labelled "my coworkers who genuinely follow football and who put a lot of work into their guesses for the office world cup competition". In the bottom right corner of the image, an opossum in a wizard hat is labelled "Me, in second place from guessing based on vibes alone and who does not remember who they put to win".
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Once again, the dril tweet reigns eternal.
A 2014 Twitter post from Dril reads "and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad."
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Is this anything #widowsbay (image hidden for potential spoilers, not actually graphic in nature)
A picture of a man in filthy 1700s clothes staring at the camera. His face and beard are ghost white. The caption reads "please. stop praying for my grandpa!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the hospital and the cops can't get him. he's too powerful"
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
So to address the original quoted thread (+ the thread it's quoting), if you think "no one is reading Prachett", even strangers to the genre read him. If you have no one to talk to about it, it's probably because you're a nasty little whining bigot. GNU Terry, GNU Richard, and Fuck TERFs. (16/16)
A photo of a red book with a black spine. The cover features a drawing of a small man holding into the arm of a large statue, surrounded by text that reads: 
New York Times Bestselling Author
Terry Prachett
The Carpet People
Illustrated by the Author
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Photo of The Spice Girls with Elton John. From left to right: Posh Spice, Sporty Spice, Elton John, Scary Spice, Baby Spice, and Ginger Spice.
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
That said, why does he look like he owes child support
Image of Fox McCloud, an anthropomorphic fox in a headset and white jacket, from the new Star Fox 64 game.

Image source: Forbes.com
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
There are only two kinds of vibe I want to have these days: Eldritch Oilslick Velvet and Iridescent Snakeskin Velvet.
A cream colored couch is draped with dark velvet fabric that has an oilslick color and also features raised velvet patches in a rippled effect.Gold velvet with an iridescent snakeskin pattern embossed on it is draped over a shower rod.
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
They fear we are coming for more than just The Blast...
Image of a man in sunglasses, a long sleeve shirt, pants, a hat, and a backpack filling a cup at a soda fountain. The backpack and cup have been modified to let the man fill the backpack with baja blast.

Image taken from the video "Operation Baja Blast" by Cybershell on YouTube.
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Anxiety is so weird because an email can send me into a spiral but being inside an MRI machine, something I was repeatedly warned about re:anxiety, was one of the most relaxing times of my life. I almost fell asleep multiple times. My body craves the sci-fi tube. Put me back in the sci-fi tube.
A man in his underwear with glasses from Junji Ito's short story manga "The Enigma of Amigura Fault" has been edited to show him entering a white MRI machine. Text bubbles at the top of the screen read: "Th-this is my hole! It was made for me!"
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The way burnout (aka Devour velvet, pic below) velvet works is you weave a velvet with a protein- or plastic-based backing (like silk or polyester) and a cellulose-based pile (usually cotton or rayon), then selectively dissolve away the pile to make patterns using a chemical like Fiber Etch. (4/7)
Two pieces of burnout velvet are shown stacked on top of each other. The top piece is mustard yellow with a floral print. The bottom piece is burgundy with a print featuring florals and circles. 

Image courtesy Fancy Style Fabrics.
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The way we weave velvet is actually super cool; two backs are laid face to face, the pile is woven between them, and then it's cut down the middle. This means you can have multiple fiber types in play, even without a blended weaving thread. (3/7)
Black text on a white background reads: "Velvet. Face to face method of weaving velvet cloth. It produces two layers of velvet cloth. The knife cuts through the middle during weaving."

A weave diagram below the text shows two layers of fabric labeled "face" and "back" being interwoven with pile threads. To the left of the weave diagram an arrow labelled "cutting knife" denotes where the fabric will be cut. 

Diagram found via By Hand London, originally from Fashion Era.
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
A trail cam image of a big cat caught in a fence has black text over it that reads: "The Risk I Took Was Calculated, But I Am Very Bad At Math"
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
If I find out you used AI for anything, but esp. for a placeholder image, I will unhinge my jaw & vomit black bile all over you. You want to know what we use at Biscuit Wolf? THE PRAIRIE DOG OF HOLDING. If we need something specific, I'll draw stick figures. Stop being a fucking loser.
A picture of a prairie dog yelling. At the bottom of the image, white text reads "image goes here"
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE ART. YOU HAVE ALWAYS KNOWN HOW TO MAKE ART. YOU HAVE BEEN COLLAGING AND SKETCHING AND CREATING YOUR WHOLE LIFE. YOU ARE NOT "UNABLE" TO MAKE ART, YOU ARE AFRAID YOUR ART WILL BE BAD. BUT GUESS WHAT??? BAD ART IS STILL ART. DON'T BE A FUCKING COWARD. MAKE ART.
Gordon Ramsey holds up a piece of bread to the ear of Julie Chen in a still frame of the infamous "idiot sandwich" clip.
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The dune 3 poster depicts two figures are backlit by a round yellow sun. Text in the dune font reads "my joints hurt and I'm mad at the government"
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Unfortunately I have failed to find the joke so please enjoy a gif from the most important movie of our generation:
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I really do see the benefits of both prose and bullet points and believe you should do what makes sense to your brain but also my brain is piloted by a lizard that communicates mostly in memes
A screenshot of a tweet by Harsh Geonka featuring two ships connected by a dashed line near the strait of Hormuz reads "could this be a solution". It has been modified so the first ship is labeled "your information", the dashed line is labeled "bullet points", and the second ship is labeled "your players".
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
A fake screenshot of pokopia text reads "hell is empty, all the devils are here"
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I found my favorite (thought to be lost) photo of my brother's cat. Behold, Kate The Incredibly Patient, babysitting me after wisdom teeth surgery.
A black cat with green eyes sits on purple, black, and blue bedding. She has a flower crown draped around her.
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Black Bile Yellow Bile Blood Phlegm
Text above and below a black and white woodcut illustration of a man fighting a skeleton reads "what are the four character classes? Wrong answers only".
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
DAGGERHEART DAY
A spread of meats, cheeses, lactaid, dice, and crackers are displayed on a tan tablecloth.
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Looked up how to spell Fistandantilus for a bit and discovered he has TERF bangs??? (Image from the Dragonlance Fandom Wiki, Art By Matt Perry)
An older man with grey hair and a beard in long blue robes holds a stately pose. Beside him is a close up portrait of his face.
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
"The left doesn't like tech" like I haven't cornered multiple men who made the mistake of hitting on me into convos about renewable energy and the function of newer forms of nuclear power like SMRs for areas where wind, solar, and thermal are less/not viable.
John Mulaney, dressed in a blue suit and holding a microphone, points aggressively while yelling "That's my wife". The image has been edited to make Mulaney point at the words "nuclear technologies", and Mulaney himself has been labeled as "me".
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I knew it
Meme of two astronauts where one astronaut is aiming a gun at the other; the unarmed astronaut stares at the earth with text that says "so this is it?" The astronaut with a gun has a gamecube for a head, and has text that says "Always has been."
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I've played most of the mainline games but you could still tell me anything's a pokemon and I'd probably fucking believe you Like, the fuck do you mean there's a MFer named Klawf and he looks like this??? This isn't a parody????? THAT IS JUST SOMEONE'S BABY COUSIN WHO WANTS TO PLAY GAME ON MY PHONE
A picture of Klawf, a squat crab pokemon with orange limbs, white eyes, and a cream colored body. It also has pink blush circles on its cheeks and black fluffy bits that cover its joints and give it pseudo eyebrows.
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Considering that one of the primary functions I've seen people online use AI for is gooning, I can't wait to be tortured on the bus with someone's glitching pin screeching their most specific kink at full volume.
A screenshot from the Scientific American Article "Why Apple and OpenAI are reportedly betting on AI hardware in 2026" with a portion highlighted. The highlighted portion reads: Trust is also a question. If an AI app glitches, you close it. But if a wearable has been on you all day and suddenly starts broadcasting private data, the stakes are catastrophic.
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Learned about Jonathan Blow's apparent beef with Soulja Boy, decided to google Phil Fish because he was also in Indie Game: The Movie and I hadn't seen anything about him in awhile, forgot to type -AI and uh
A screenshot of a google search for "Phil Fish Politics" in dark mode shows a reddit thread as the top response, followed by an error-ridden AI summary that reads: Phil Fish, the indie designer behind FEZ, is primarily known for his industry-focused political controversies rather than government politics. His abrasive public person, vocal,Often combative,, and, and, , and, , and , and, , (Transcriber's Note: from here the result repeats the word "and" with inaccurate commas and spacing over a dozen times, followed by more than 50 commas)
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Friendly reminder that the Canadian (Akorosian?) Tuxedo was allegedly invented in 1951 by Bing Crosby, which means this is a period accurate fit to do your heists in:
Left: a tan mannequin is dressed in a tuxedo made of denim with a red shirt, red pocket square, and red button. It is paired with a tan straw fedora and black cowboy boots.

Right: Bing Crosby wears the same denim tuxedo in a black and white photo. He is also wearing a light colored cowboy hat, dark colored cowboy boots, and smoking a pipe. Behind him, a crowd of people has gathered to see him.
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Something something history rhymes
A screenshot of a New York Times article titled "Mark Andersen: One Day We'll Feel 'Naked And Lonely' Without Google Glass"
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Damn if only there was something in history we could look at to see what this could be a sign of---
The wikipedia article for the Disarmament of the German Jews.

The text reads: The disarmament of the German Jews started in 1933, initially limited to local areas. A major target was Berlin, where large-scale raids in search for weaponry took place. Starting in 1936, the Gestapo prohibited German police officers from giving firearms licenses to Jews.[1] In November 1938, the Verordnung gegen den Waffenbesitz der Juden prohibited the possession of firearms and bladed weapons by Jews.
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Post a meme made by you
White text over a sunset reads "the tittie is curse"
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
It's so damn funny to me that they keep using Jackman because he's my go-to example for showing male vs female gaze.
On the left, the cover of muscle & fitness magazine shows a shirtless and muscular High Jackman flexing with an expression of aggression. On the right, the cover of Good Housekeeping magazine shows Hugh Jackman in a blue sweater, smiling softly.
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I've lured Fortunato into my basement with the promise of delicious amontillado! The catch? He's actually going to be trapped behind this wall for eternity!
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I am a nightmare to have as a friend or an enemy
A medical diagram style drawing of a man with brown horses running through his nose and sinuses. The horses at the front of the nose are labeled "neighsal congestion". The horses at the back of the throat are labeled "post neighsal drip".A heavy metal style painting of the grim reaper is labeled "I require cuddles and forehead kisses".Two greyscale hands, drawn in a sketchy, horror manga style, reach out over a black background. The words "I am grotesque" appear tilted in the field of black.A blue and white painted bird with a red beak holds a large plastic big gulp cup from seven 11. Words that look cut out of a magazine read "seized by the fatal American need to have a pretty big drink".
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Go get 'em, champ.
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
A jigglypuff with a pompadour, fangs, and red eyes stands amongst flames on a black background. The caption reads "does this look like the face of mercy?"
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Commissioned @pawtercolors.bsky.social to draw the giant stuffed shark that lives in my living room (but in a party hat) and it's the most glorious thing I have ever seen. Can't wait to add this to my art wall!
A watercolor painting of a stuffed blue shark in a red, white, and yellow party hat sits in a frame, being tested for size. Above it are four miniature tests of the shark (from left to right, top to bottom): a shark with three heart balloons for Valentine's, a shark with a beach umbrella and beach ball for Summer, a shark with bat wings and a plastic Halloween pumpkin for Halloween, and a shark with a top hat, fireworks, and champagne for new years.
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I want to walk more, so I decided to try to walk to the Elite Four using my ancient pokewalker. As it was 15-ish years old, the battery was dead, and I figured there was nothing in there. Well, I swapped out the battery and found this lil guy. Am I walking into the start of a creepypasta?
A red and white pedometer shaped like a pokeball features a pixelated Togetic on a small screen.
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
All I'm saying is that based on the quote in the screenshot and their mutual hatred of each other, this number should be higher.
A screenshot of Archive of Our Own, a fanfiction website, shows there are 5 works of fanfiction on the site that pair Richard Nixon with Henry Kissinger.
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Oh for fucks sake, just call it what it is. It's never been about "opposing DEI" or DEI being "unfair"; They're WHITE SUPREMACISTS & FASCISTS. They hate women. They hate disabled people. They hate people of color. They hate the LGBTQ+. They especially hate people who are one or more of these.
A screenshot of a tweet from Chris D. Jackson reads "Breaking: In the DEI hire of the century, Buckley Carlson, son of Tucker Carlson, is joining Vice President J.D. Vance's office as deputy press secretary.

MAGA opposes helping minorities but has no issues with nepotism when it benefits their own. Hypocrisy noted."

Beneath the text, a photo of Buckley Carlson in a black suit with a striped tie sits atop a photo of Tucker Carlson.
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I have the day off today, and rather than watch All That Shit, I'm going to be working on sewing projects. What are y'all working on right now?
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Fable @fablerenown.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Merr hissmass
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