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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast.

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Only two provinces and a territory to go and I'll have been all over this stupidly large country.

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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 3h
Two openers and a main might be a bit much for my bones at this point. That being said Hammerfall was a delight and the openers were solid.
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 11h
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 14h
Here goes!
An 'I Voted' sticker for Vancouver's municipal elections.
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Not Writing Games @notwritinggames.bsky.social · 16h
The gawdy card telling you that you opened a god pack that is apprently going to go into the new MtG boosters, but now the text says, "Proxies are free, you have nothing to lose but your chains"
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Cariad Heather @cariad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I've always had office jobs."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 18/07/2026
writing-prompt-s

You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind....until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

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curious friends and family: hey why does your kid have golden eyes

paladin who for sure fucked the dragon instead of killing it, thinking fast: dragons uh. reincarnate. surprised you didn’t know about that. it’s a common fact that i definitely did not make up. no further questions
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Franzylvania @protopigeon.lol · 05/10/2026
This is still making me chuckle 2 days later 😀
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Timon talks to Pumbaa
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Can*Con @canconsffh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mighty congratulations to our good friend Amal El-Mohtar!
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Min Hyoung Song @minsong.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I loved the internet. I loved the smart phone. I loved Facebook when it first appeared (and then felll out after it went public and everything got monetized). I loved Twitter until it got sold out. So my deep disregard for AI isn’t some kind of technophobia.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m gonna put my fist through a wall
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Prof Gavin Yamey MD MPH @gavinyamey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I see some folks asking: what motivates RFK Jr to tell such horrific, dangerous, repulsive lies about the HPV vaccine? Well, he has made $856,559 from suing the HPV vaccine maker (his vaccine adviser, Dr Kulldorff, also got rich the same way) Always follow the 🤑! www.npr.org/sections/sho...
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RFK Jr. plans to keep a financial stake in lawsuits against the drugmaker Merck
RFK Jr. plans to keep collecting referral fees in lawsuits against the drug company Merck even if confirmed as HHS secretary, according to new filings with the Office of Government Ethics.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"HoW mAnY lOcAl MoDeLs Do YoU rUn" Jesus CHRIST these dipshits sound like the gun-fuckers who declare you're not allowed to to oppose children being shot to death in their schoolrooms while cops play on their phones in the hallway if you can't run a military-grade gun care routine on a M-16.
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saw that pop around again - figured I'd give it a go.
A 'My 9 albums' grid - NIN's The Fragile, Explosions in the Sky's Take Care Take Care Take Care, Daniel Belanger's Les Insomniaques s'Amusent, A Perfect Circle's Mer de Noms, NIN's Downward Spiral, Les Colocs' eponymous album, Peter Gabriel's UP, Tool's Lateralus, and God is an Astronaut's Helios / Erebus
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.france24.com/en/france/20... Lachez pas!
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Hundreds of French schools remain closed as student protests turn violent
Some 400 French schools have been closed and will remain shuttered on Friday as the student protests that began in high schools in the Paris region last week have spread across France and grown increa...
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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey all you mini-Merzbows! Halloween is right around the corner! via Grant Richter
An ad for a fake Halloween costume: noise musician
Includes:
Avoidant attachment style
Music school dropout
Barista at local coffee shop
Same jeans from high school
Not included:
Relationship with parents
Social media presence
Song requests
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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🎃 Halloween Keeps Frightening 🎃 @historykeeper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
19th Century anti-Canada lies/propaganda as told by American slave masters: 1) You have to give half your wages to the Queen. 2) Ground is always covered in ice, nothing can be grown. 3) Geese will scratch your eyes out. (Farrell 1955)
THE HISTORY OF THE NEGRO COMMUNITY IN CHATHAM, ONTARIO

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'After we began to hear about Canada', said M.J. Lindsay, "our master used to tell us all manner of stories about what a dreadful place it was;
and we believed some of them, we didn't. When they told us that we must pay half our wages to the Queen, every day, it didn't seem strange to us nor wrong; but when they said it was so cold there that men going mowing had to break the ice with their scythes, I didn't believe that, because it was onreasonable (sic). I knew grass wouldn't grow where ice was all the time.' 'I was old before I left Virginia', said Dan Fackart, 'I have heard it as common talk that the wild geese were so common in Canada, that they would scratch a man's eyes out; that corn wouldn't grow there, nor anything but rice; that everything they had there was imported'........82

As Dr. S.G. Howe puts it, "Nothing invited the Negroes to this
cold region, except the still, small voice of freedom."

(Farrell 1955)
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Plus One Exp @ 🔜 Metatopia @plusoneexp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My NonCis-Dudes, lift up your voices and tell the people about your great works.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two great tastes that go well together: Moomin and tower-tunnel. By Paul Antoine Takahashi on instagram.
Moomin with lantern looks down into tower-tunnel with the words from the wall in Annihilation represented next to the steps.
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There's an anxious, nervous energy in me right now I don't quite gel with. It's probably the string of bad news, or impending bad news of the last several days it's leaving me exhausted.
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Color of Seattle @colorofseattle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The color of the sky in Seattle is dark pastel blue #789ece
2026-09-22 18:55:00 #789ece dark pastel blue2026-09-22 18:55:00 #789ece dark pastel blue | [#789ece - 54%] [#54719a - 15%] [#5c7dae - 13%] [#a2cef9 - 10%] [#94c0f3 - 7%] [#a2b1aa - 1%]
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh my God, I agree with WSJ opinion Oh my God, shoot me in the face
THE WALL STREET JOURNAL.
OPINION COMMENTARY (U.S.)
The Hidden Agenda Behind the Al Panic
A mathematical model doesn't rebel.
Anthropomorphizing it helps obscure human errors and accountability.
By Gabriele Mazzini
September 21, 2026, 5:43 pm EDT
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Remedy Entertainment @remedygames.com · 22/09/2026
We want everyone to be able to enjoy CONTROL Resonant totally fresh, and to help make that a reality we ask you to not share story details on your social media without clear warnings. We can't wait to hear what you all think when the game releases this Thursday! #CONTROLResonant
A note from the Remedy Entertainment team to our CONTROL Resonant community. We're so excited to welcome you into Altered Manhattan. We've spent the last few years packing Dylan Faden's adventure full of surprises and twists, and want everyone to be able to enjoy CONTROL Resonant totally fresh. To help make that a reality, we ask that, across the next couple of weeks, you don't share story details on your social media without clear warnings. As always, please treat each other with kindness, and respect everyone's right to experience the game spoiler-free. We definitely want you to share your opinions, though, and can't wait to hear what you all think when CONTROL Resonant releases this Thursday!
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Gwen Pearson @bug-gwen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just encouraging all Mac users to contact Apple and tell them it's BS that Siri and Apple intelligence can no longer be fully disabled in the latest update (OS27). Reports vary by device, but between 10G and 30G of AI garbage models downloading. I just wiped and will be staying with 26 for a while 😡
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Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If anyone else keeps seeing that weird account pushing the blog that supposedly exonerates Neil Gaiman, I just found this video essay that goes through exactly why it's a huge crock youtu.be/3FQ8v1FwR7A
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PI Investigates the Neil Gaiman Substack Situation
YouTube video by Schmowder
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Not Writing Games @notwritinggames.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tune in now to see some awesome folks play Blood & Tears and raise money for the Sickle Cell Disease Association of America! Donate here: sicklecelldisease.app.neoncrm.com/forms/bipocv...
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BIPOC VampDay 2026 Virtual Blood Drive
Join us for our 6th year of #BIPOCVampDay – a 3-day long online event celebrating Black, Indigenous, and POC vampires in media. Vampires and blood drives seem like a no brainer – but since this is an ...
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Scott Pack @meandmybigmouth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
These are hugely satisfying.
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 19/09/2026
Take a test drive of the new Ford AO3
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A just god, a decent god would not allow for Cancer in people, regardless of age. I'm mad, and I'm sad, and I hate this blasted disease.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 18/09/2026
Humaning.
A four-panel comic. In panel 1, a Northern Cardinal and American Goldfinch perch above a busy crowd in a city, looking down. The cardinal says "It's a nice day to go humaning." The goldfinch says "Just look at them. Majestic." In panel 2, a close-up of the two birds. The cardinal says "Nobody tells you that you'll reach a certain age and suddenly get into humaning. I hit 3 years old, and then bam."The birds are looking out over the crowd scene. In panel 3, the cardinal says "Their calls sound funny to us, but each one has a unique meaning." Below, people are saying various things: "I'm tired." "Where's my phone?" "I'd murder a burrito." In panel 4, the birds look down excitedly at a man walking by. The cardinal says "Wait, is that a guy who got dressed in the dark and put his shirt on inside out and backwards?" And the goldfinch exclaims, "Holy... that's a lifer!"
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Moments ago, my wife and I talked about adoption, just in general terms, and it only occurred to me just now how many people in my life, both early and current, were adopted. My dad. An uncle. Both my babysitters from back then. Two cousins, one from the extended family, one not.
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👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Personally I would not pick this fight with the youtube guy who demonstrates all the ways he can nail you with an arrow at 200 yards using his feet while wearing 12-inch Pleasers, whose wife can also kill you with her bare hands, and has 9 billionteen followers who are all trans women with swords.
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Not Writing Games @notwritinggames.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Passed the $690 mark on The Fall (of man) Survival Sale! Can I get some "nices" in the chat? itch.io/s/199449/fal...
Screenshot of the total raised for the Fall Survival Sale 2026. A bar is filled to $731 out of a goal of $690.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Barber CEO: You Risk Falling Behind If You Don't Get A Haircut "Right Now" Industry Experts Foresee Future In Which Everyone Receives Multiple Haircuts Every Day Today Your Hair, Tomorrow The World: Barbers Say They Are On Track To Build A Pair Of Scissors So Big, It Could End Life As We Know It
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
jfc
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I love how a chunk of my favorite authors are as much of a cat people as I am. Also, here's how Sam and I fell asleep last night.
My cat Sam holding my hand, both of us fast asleep.
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Eric Klug @klugalters.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Alphonse Mucha Sheoldred hand painted after his 1897 'Bières de la Meuse' lithograph. Also referencing Ryan Pancoast's Sheoldred illustration, Mark Tedin's depiction of Yawgmoth from Inquest magazine, and Chris Rahn's original art of course.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/09/2026
[A cat walks on a wooden floor. A black patch of fur on its white front leg is shaped like the silhouette of a sitting cat.]
"He has a tattoo of his ex"
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Don't forget: we've always had a high capacity for stupid
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Heba Gowayed هبة جويد @hebagowayed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11/2001 I was a freshman in high school in Alabama, I wore a hijab. In gym class my teacher wheeled in a screen. Something horrible was happening. I watched, mouth agape as the second tower hit. We were silent. As that period reached an end, my name was announced on the loud speaker. 1/
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I miss the simple days.
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Chris Bratt @chrisbratt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Damn, you've got to imagine Rockstar never envisioned a speech like this one happening when they fired those 34 workers, huh?
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
capyberus
painting of a three-headed capybara with a spiked collar on a warm-colored background
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