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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast.

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Only two provinces and a territory to go and I'll have been all over this stupidly large country.

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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 6h
Two openers and a main might be a bit much for my bones at this point. That being said Hammerfall was a delight and the openers were solid.
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 14h
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 17h
Here goes!
An 'I Voted' sticker for Vancouver's municipal elections.
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Not Writing Games @notwritinggames.bsky.social · 20h
The gawdy card telling you that you opened a god pack that is apprently going to go into the new MtG boosters, but now the text says, "Proxies are free, you have nothing to lose but your chains"
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 22h
Always a little concerning when your specialist goes 'Your gonna get another imaging, but this time at (place), from (tech name). They'll be waiting on you.' Had it happen re : chronic pain - thankfully it was to rule out another thing, which indeed got ruled out by the more thorough scan.
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mine are, I quote, 'nice and visible.' So much so that the one time someone botched my IV three separate nurses made fun of them. "How could you possibly miss that? I see them from here!" ....yea I'm pretty damn pale.
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Cariad Heather @cariad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I've always had office jobs."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 18/07/2026
writing-prompt-s

You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind....until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

drsarcasticraspberry

curious friends and family: hey why does your kid have golden eyes

paladin who for sure fucked the dragon instead of killing it, thinking fast: dragons uh. reincarnate. surprised you didn’t know about that. it’s a common fact that i definitely did not make up. no further questions
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All I know about Jeffrey Archer I learned from Have I Got News For You. I'd love to have seen any of the original triad's faces when they learned about his passing.
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Intense Vintage Clapping Scene
Alt: Intense Vintage Clapping Scene
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Similarly for me - much too young for Nightmare of Elm Street; you mean I'm not safe when I'm sleeping? Logical conclusion - Sleep will kill me. A few handful of weeks as you can imagine.
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Franzylvania @protopigeon.lol · 05/10/2026
This is still making me chuckle 2 days later 😀
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Timon talks to Pumbaa
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Can*Con @canconsffh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mighty congratulations to our good friend Amal El-Mohtar!
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Min Hyoung Song @minsong.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I loved the internet. I loved the smart phone. I loved Facebook when it first appeared (and then felll out after it went public and everything got monetized). I loved Twitter until it got sold out. So my deep disregard for AI isn’t some kind of technophobia.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m gonna put my fist through a wall
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Two fifths prosecuted, a third committed, and the rest consoled probably.
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Prof Gavin Yamey MD MPH @gavinyamey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I see some folks asking: what motivates RFK Jr to tell such horrific, dangerous, repulsive lies about the HPV vaccine? Well, he has made $856,559 from suing the HPV vaccine maker (his vaccine adviser, Dr Kulldorff, also got rich the same way) Always follow the 🤑! www.npr.org/sections/sho...
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RFK Jr. plans to keep a financial stake in lawsuits against the drugmaker Merck
RFK Jr. plans to keep collecting referral fees in lawsuits against the drug company Merck even if confirmed as HHS secretary, according to new filings with the Office of Government Ethics.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"HoW mAnY lOcAl MoDeLs Do YoU rUn" Jesus CHRIST these dipshits sound like the gun-fuckers who declare you're not allowed to to oppose children being shot to death in their schoolrooms while cops play on their phones in the hallway if you can't run a military-grade gun care routine on a M-16.
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saw that pop around again - figured I'd give it a go.
A 'My 9 albums' grid - NIN's The Fragile, Explosions in the Sky's Take Care Take Care Take Care, Daniel Belanger's Les Insomniaques s'Amusent, A Perfect Circle's Mer de Noms, NIN's Downward Spiral, Les Colocs' eponymous album, Peter Gabriel's UP, Tool's Lateralus, and God is an Astronaut's Helios / Erebus
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Those are just absurd monetary figures. There can't be anything close to justifying a massive amount of money like that going to a person.
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kid wasn't even born when I left Ottawa for Vancouver, but yea that feels correct.
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.france24.com/en/france/20... Lachez pas!
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Hundreds of French schools remain closed as student protests turn violent
Some 400 French schools have been closed and will remain shuttered on Friday as the student protests that began in high schools in the Paris region last week have spread across France and grown increa...
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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey all you mini-Merzbows! Halloween is right around the corner! via Grant Richter
An ad for a fake Halloween costume: noise musician
Includes:
Avoidant attachment style
Music school dropout
Barista at local coffee shop
Same jeans from high school
Not included:
Relationship with parents
Social media presence
Song requests
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm waiting on a TTRPG book that goes at length about Doggerland; I can't believe it took me so long to hear about that place.
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have a strong feeling that us former [Insert flavor of Catholicism here] have somehow retained more from the book's message than most if not all the Thumpers out there.
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'll second that Prototype feel. I'm about an hour through? Loving it.
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
<Gandalf voice> I was.....delayed.
A Pixel 7a running GrapheneOS
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Read that one (TINAD) week before last, and loved it. Piranesi is still in my soon-to-be-structurally-unsound TBR pile.
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As requested - HBD!
A remarkably fluffy grey and white cat, asleep on a fur-covered chair.
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A jaded Langolier in a fur coat. tbh Ben your dress sense is vastly superior.
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I could see some or all of them along whatever set we eventually get that's either Innistrad or Duskmourn flavored.
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TNG, or How I really started to learn English to keep up with the show.
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
402nd, checking in!
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🎃 Halloween Keeps Frightening 🎃 @historykeeper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
19th Century anti-Canada lies/propaganda as told by American slave masters: 1) You have to give half your wages to the Queen. 2) Ground is always covered in ice, nothing can be grown. 3) Geese will scratch your eyes out. (Farrell 1955)
THE HISTORY OF THE NEGRO COMMUNITY IN CHATHAM, ONTARIO

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'After we began to hear about Canada', said M.J. Lindsay, "our master used to tell us all manner of stories about what a dreadful place it was;
and we believed some of them, we didn't. When they told us that we must pay half our wages to the Queen, every day, it didn't seem strange to us nor wrong; but when they said it was so cold there that men going mowing had to break the ice with their scythes, I didn't believe that, because it was onreasonable (sic). I knew grass wouldn't grow where ice was all the time.' 'I was old before I left Virginia', said Dan Fackart, 'I have heard it as common talk that the wild geese were so common in Canada, that they would scratch a man's eyes out; that corn wouldn't grow there, nor anything but rice; that everything they had there was imported'........82

As Dr. S.G. Howe puts it, "Nothing invited the Negroes to this
cold region, except the still, small voice of freedom."

(Farrell 1955)
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This era's U2 album, only way worse.
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Plus One Exp @ 🔜 Metatopia @plusoneexp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My NonCis-Dudes, lift up your voices and tell the people about your great works.
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just read it over the weekend! Fantastic book, greatly enjoyed it.
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Saving it for the weekend; I am incredibly excited for it. I wonder if I'll have the same level of hype as the original, with my 15-ish playthroughs. Have you had the chance to look at the art book for it?
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two great tastes that go well together: Moomin and tower-tunnel. By Paul Antoine Takahashi on instagram.
Moomin with lantern looks down into tower-tunnel with the words from the wall in Annihilation represented next to the steps.
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Gui, Butlerian Jihad Enthusiast. @exurgency.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There's an anxious, nervous energy in me right now I don't quite gel with. It's probably the string of bad news, or impending bad news of the last several days it's leaving me exhausted.
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Color of Seattle @colorofseattle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The color of the sky in Seattle is dark pastel blue #789ece
2026-09-22 18:55:00 #789ece dark pastel blue2026-09-22 18:55:00 #789ece dark pastel blue | [#789ece - 54%] [#54719a - 15%] [#5c7dae - 13%] [#a2cef9 - 10%] [#94c0f3 - 7%] [#a2b1aa - 1%]
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh my God, I agree with WSJ opinion Oh my God, shoot me in the face
THE WALL STREET JOURNAL.
OPINION COMMENTARY (U.S.)
The Hidden Agenda Behind the Al Panic
A mathematical model doesn't rebel.
Anthropomorphizing it helps obscure human errors and accountability.
By Gabriele Mazzini
September 21, 2026, 5:43 pm EDT
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Remedy Entertainment @remedygames.com · 22/09/2026
We want everyone to be able to enjoy CONTROL Resonant totally fresh, and to help make that a reality we ask you to not share story details on your social media without clear warnings. We can't wait to hear what you all think when the game releases this Thursday! #CONTROLResonant
A note from the Remedy Entertainment team to our CONTROL Resonant community. We're so excited to welcome you into Altered Manhattan. We've spent the last few years packing Dylan Faden's adventure full of surprises and twists, and want everyone to be able to enjoy CONTROL Resonant totally fresh. To help make that a reality, we ask that, across the next couple of weeks, you don't share story details on your social media without clear warnings. As always, please treat each other with kindness, and respect everyone's right to experience the game spoiler-free. We definitely want you to share your opinions, though, and can't wait to hear what you all think when CONTROL Resonant releases this Thursday!
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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