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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Peter Pan-Pan-Pan, BBC2 Thursday 7pm. Peter experiences an in-flight problem over Neverland and has to turn around out of an abundance of caution. News and weather follows.

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Tango class tonight, and assuming it goes well, we'll learn how to make Irn-Bru next week

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

ffs "2.5k" you can just say 2500, it's fine

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Every now and again I'm reminded that just because you can say things, that's not always advisable

Message from me, reading "I've changed into my running shorts and my inner twink just squealed in delight"

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

“God has a plan for you” No, thanks. I’m familiar with his work

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Me at the time: "I'll get clear-framed glasses. They're cute and queer and fun and they'll go with anything!" Me now, all the time: "Where the fuck are my glasses?"

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Got through all of Thank Goodness You're Here! in one play sitting. Strongly strongly recommend. So many visual gags and other jokes too.

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

It's been a minute. Having a moment. Crashing out. When I tell you... Not me... Join us again next time for Phrases Of Shite™

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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Relatable content. #IClaudius

Brian Blessed as Augustus, saying ‘Would I pass Lesbos without calling in? It's unthinkable!’

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Good news: apparently the cuckoo clock has started working again. Bad news: it is :39 minutes past the hour and it just cuckooed.

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

"Did you design the new hand dryer?" "Sure did, boss." "Did you make sure to-..." "Make sure it blows the water from your hands onto your tummy? Sure did, boss."

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Never seen a full-on phone keypad(?) in a lift before. Paging @deviantollam.bsky.social — ever come across this?

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Stupid brain. Every time I brush my teeth I'm reminded of the half-written joke rattling around my head about racehorses always being called something utterly fucking mental like Winkleman's Uterus or something like that. No idea where that thought came from and/or why it won't leave me alone.

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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 20/07/2026

well he shouldn't be

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Come on down to our historical tapestry-themed Louisiana restaurant in the heart of Cardiff, Bayou Bayeux By Yer.

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

My guilty pleasure? Dehydrated trash. Instant noodles. Dried pasta sachets. Cup-based eating. That kind of thing. Priest: "I mean, not really a sin, but say five Hail Marys just to be safe. And easy on the sodium."

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Up early :( Nice view of the sea from the train station though :) Going to the office :( The air-conditioned office :) To work heads-down on one thing all day :( Free coffee :) Expensive lunch :( Hang out with a work friend :) Ups and downs today I guess

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Word of advice. If you're tempted to answer the phlebotomist's question, "Are you well hydrated this morning?" by asking "Does coffee count?", then don't.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

[zoo] ME: what happened ZOOKEEPER: a sloth fell out of a tree ME: oh no is it okay ZOOKEEPER: idk it hasn't landed yet

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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

They tell me I’m uncultured, but I’ll always recognise a bit of Beethoven.

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Dealing with some of the all-time bangers in my email today, such as: Re: [EXTERNAL] Fwd: Re: [EXTERNAL] Fwd: Fwd: [Unverified]

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

TRANS RIGHT'S ARE HUMAN RIGHT'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKLETON HOLDIN UP A FINGER TO POLITICANS AND THE PEACES OF SHIT WHO WANT TO WRECK EVERYONES LIFES, IF SOME OF US ARE NOT FREE THEN NONE OF US ARE FREE, THE POLITICANS AND BILLIONAIRES WHO RUN THE COUNTRY MEET ON A SECRET ISLAND TO BREED SEX SLAVES BUT THEY WANNA TELL US THAT WE SHOULD BE SCARED OF SOMEONE TAKEN A SHIT IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM, OR MAD AT SOMEONE FOR HAVIN A DRIVERS LICENSE, FASHISM AINT CREEPIN ANY MORE ITS JOGGING, THEY BETTER GET THERE BIG ASS BUNKERS BUILT QUICK CAUSE THERE FULL OF MEAT AND WE GROW HUNGRIER BY THE DAY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Without downloading new pics what's it like dating you?

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

"Do you think I'll get in trouble for making the text cover the whole width of the page?" "No, I'd say it's fully justified."

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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital

Caravaggio's Baccus painting, featuring a lush fruity spread and leaves bedecking a pasty twink who only works out his arms

Article screenshot that says:

The most extreme examples of
Stendhal syndrome share a sensation of
self-fragmentation. Magherini
describes the case of a 53-year-old
German man who was hospitalized
after repeatedly viewing Caravaggio's
Bacchus at Uffizi Gallery. The patient
felt "an attraction closer and closer to
an intimate sexual arousal of
ambiguous nature that invaded him
and made him feel good and bad."
Unmoored and distressed, he sought
medical attention. After treating the
subject's initial episode, Magherini
writes that he came to recognize his
latent homosexuality. Another case...

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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Oh my God it's happening

Clips from Bart vs. Australia episode of the Simpsons. Two men at the side of a lake shouting at a man in a rubber ring

"Mr. Prime Minister"

"Andy"

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

A clear phone case is pansexual-affirming care.

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

"Oh look, a ship." "Cargo ship?" "No, car go ferry. Box go ship." "Ah."

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

They could learn a thing or several from Craig Ferguson.

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Sorry, I don't listen to people who have ghost plates on their car.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

"Edutainment Funtivities" - An activity sheet that contains very stupid games such as 'join the dot', a word jumble with only the letter A, and a maze that requires the player to maneuver around a large fish

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

hello, this is your pilot speaking and OMG ALL THOSE PEOPLE DOWN THERE LOOK LIKE ANTS

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

"Now just before we book you in for your MRI, I have to ask – do you have any metal fragments or shrapnel embedded in your body anywhere?" "No, but I haven't had my Edinburgh debut yet, so there's still time."

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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 17/06/2026

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