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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Peter Pan-Pan-Pan, BBC2 Thursday 7pm. Peter experiences an in-flight problem over Neverland and has to turn around out of an abundance of caution. News and weather follows.

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Tango class tonight, and assuming it goes well, we'll learn how to make Irn-Bru next week

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The gate may look from some angles like it's convex or concave, but it's actually conclave.

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

"...now frightened to leave her home" Pictured outside. Bravo.

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

When asked about the attitude of the North Korean government to the mine fields in the DMZ, the kid said they were "super-chilly, egotistic, explode-alley atrocious"

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Call me old-fashioned, but this recent thing of "I'll leave it on the doorstep, not ring the doorbell or put it through the letterbox" doesn't reeeaally count as delivery. It's just littering by abandoning it on your property. If Royal Mail left letters outside your house, there'd be uproar.

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

ffs "2.5k" you can just say 2500, it's fine

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Lego astronaut look and I'm all about that

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Maybe I should be blurting out more. This website is dying, dontcha know. We need all the engagement we can get.

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Every now and again I'm reminded that just because you can say things, that's not always advisable

Message from me, reading "I've changed into my running shorts and my inner twink just squealed in delight"

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Little bit, yeah. Ended up being about the same price as a petrol Golf

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

New prices, sure, they're more up front, but there are good deals to be had on the pre-reg or used market. I got an MG4 Extended Range for 20% less because it had 2000 miles on it, with its full 7-year warranty. On my electricity tariff, that saving would pay for 280,000 miles' energy usage.

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Much of it got ported to Yipyipyip apparently

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

“God has a plan for you” No, thanks. I’m familiar with his work

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Me at the time: "I'll get clear-framed glasses. They're cute and queer and fun and they'll go with anything!" Me now, all the time: "Where the fuck are my glasses?"

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Ah so the literal scraping of the bottom of the barrel is catching up with the metaphorical.

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Dylan Moran could stand in now for a remake.

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

We should all endeavour one day to be in the deep end of a cuddle puddle.

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Got through all of Thank Goodness You're Here! in one play sitting. Strongly strongly recommend. So many visual gags and other jokes too.

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

It's been a minute. Having a moment. Crashing out. When I tell you... Not me... Join us again next time for Phrases Of Shite™

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Pervert robot broken, complains local pervert

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Presumably it also rips your finger off when you close it.

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Might even have thought they were in Africa while actually being in Brazil.

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Free shipping. Free returns. Transubstantiation is extra.

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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Relatable content. #IClaudius

Brian Blessed as Augustus, saying ‘Would I pass Lesbos without calling in? It's unthinkable!’

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Sure I mean it's easy to criticise. Fun too!

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Good news: apparently the cuckoo clock has started working again. Bad news: it is :39 minutes past the hour and it just cuckooed.

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Bloody hell, I'd even buy a TV Licence for that.

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

"Did you design the new hand dryer?" "Sure did, boss." "Did you make sure to-..." "Make sure it blows the water from your hands onto your tummy? Sure did, boss."

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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶 @exhibit-they.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

That would make sense! I'm so used to thinking star and hash this side of the pond. (Star and square according to BT some years ago)

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