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evolBOO!

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For legal purposes, I am a joke. (KCMO) Band names: bit.ly/EvolBands

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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 01/10/2026
It's burger time.
The inside of LC's hamburgers.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 01/10/2026
WhoTF is this? My internet is through gfiber. I don't know this gFiber company.
An email from gFiber [with a capital F] Your monthly gFiber bill has arrived
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 30/09/2026
Also
Joey on Friends wearing all of Chandlers's clothes
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 30/09/2026
Popped collar meme
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 29/09/2026
I'MA butterfly OF A MAN I'MA VERY MANLY butterfly
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 28/09/2026
Zoom in for bonus message
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 27/09/2026
The cemetery was pretty today.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 27/09/2026
Oh yeah. The park was pretty on Thursday.
A field with a windmill in frong of a castle-like university administration building.A monarch butterfly on a yellow flowerA gravel path cutting between two ponds
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 27/09/2026
Devil Wears Prada meme:

IS THAT THE—

FISHER-PRICE CAMERA MADE BY KODAK FROM 1984 TO 1987?
YES IT IS.THE FISHER-PRICE CAMERA MADE BY KODAK FROM 1984 TO 1987.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 26/09/2026
Incredible haul from the Stray Cat theater yard sale today.
A counter top full of books, CDs, DVDs, 2 cameras, and a pair of binoculars.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 22/09/2026
Looks familiar
A far black and white cat named Stucky lying stretched out on his back, one paw reaching
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 18/09/2026
For posterity:
A screenshot of skeets: 

EuphoricFuzion: Ok, help me understand why a word for shooting cum needs to be used for Bluesky posts?
Anyone?
You all have lots to say in shit-talking, but as someone who thought more highly of the intelligence here, I'm highly doubting that idea.
Cum. ls. Not. Social. Media.

Chet Ritlin: We are all made of cum.

Terminally Frogline: All we are is bust in the wind
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 18/09/2026
They'll name a bird species anything nowadays.
Cardboard packaging that says "Soft-Handled Can Opener" which sounds like a bird species to me
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 13/09/2026
The Wrong Girls is the stoner comedy we've been missing for awhile now.
A poster for the movie The Wrong Girls
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 12/09/2026
Thanks, Luke.
An American flag birthday cake with two lit candles
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 07/09/2026
Swing and a miss, algorithm
A sheet of anal flash tattoos
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 30/08/2026
Here's mine today.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 30/08/2026
It's HOT but I love this stadium.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 27/08/2026
😂
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 27/08/2026
I mean, I don't NOT want it.
A Buy Nothing group post: "Offer: would anyone like an old Sears catalog to look at? It is a 1992-1993 Fall/Winter Edition
If multiple people would be interested, I will pick a name tomorrow. Pickup is near Chapel Ridge." with a photo of the viber of said catalog.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 25/08/2026
@sdarko.bsky.social the phones are always listening 😂
Your hit album of the day 6:12 PM Play the hot album "Love & Other Mysteries" by William Shatner today!
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 24/08/2026
Sometimes Paul makes good points. Side note: bluesky keeps telling me your skeets are in japanese.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 22/08/2026
UPDATE: TARTS.
Two 9" lemon and blackberry swirled tarts
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 20/08/2026
He's making tarts again.
Lemons and a container of blackberries on a cutting board. 3 tart pans to the side.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 13/08/2026
Well hm!
The End of Oak Street has an 85% on Rotten Tomatoes with 137 reviews
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 13/08/2026
One more
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 13/08/2026
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 10/08/2026
Shrooms!
Two small ball-shaped mushrooms growing in my yard
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 09/08/2026
I love rewards that are BofA!
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 08/08/2026
Oof. Forgot this happened.
A photo of my radio playing Respect Yourself by Bruce Willis from the musiclike album he actually made in 1987.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 07/08/2026
Whenever it is we get to move, I will miss all the deer that just chill around here like they're human neighbors.
A deer and two babies casually hanging out on the side of the road.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 06/08/2026
No one ever claimed this stuff and we still use that tote bag to this day.
A 9 year old Facebook post from me: "Thanks for coming to our Joywave house party last night! (And thank YOU, Joywave!) Now onto business: do any of these belong to you?" with a photo of a hoodie, a phone charger, and a tote bag.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 05/08/2026
It's hard out here.
Tahani, a pit bull mix, lounges on a bench beside a window. One leg dangles off of the edge.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 30/07/2026
A deer got a treat today.
Part of a watermelon rind in a garden
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 28/07/2026
Just saw this ad, so you know you're not crazy.
A Worlds of Fun ad showing the Mamba with a red track.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 28/07/2026
I've been meaning to make myself one of these.
A tshirt that says "I got that dog in me" with an ad for the $1.50 Costco hot dog.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 24/07/2026
The "me and my riends would've killed E.T. with hammers can i tell you that much" but "E.T." is replaced with "Rabbit"
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 16/07/2026
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 11/07/2026
Getchu some old school house shoes.
Tan house shoe with fuzzy liner and rubber sole.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 09/07/2026
@shoelais.bsky.social & I summered hard yesterday with hot dogs and frozen lemonades at the pool
Two hot dogs and two frozen lemonades sit on a red metal grate table
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 09/07/2026
Is this too niche?
Ned the pie maker spoke to McConnell for 59 seconds today.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 05/07/2026
What ever do you mean?
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 04/07/2026
Happy 13th anniversary to @shoelais.bsky.social and I dressing full America-Fuck-Yeah and going to a party where we didn't know anyone, so they didn't know we were being ironic.
Me in a sleeveless shirt that sats "Proud to be an American" with a flying bald eagle carrying a flag. I'm also wearing a camo hat that says "Shut up and fish!"
Her in a tank top that says "Free and Proud" and shorts that were painted to look like the American flag. She's holding a Pabst Blue Ribbon and wearing a cowboy hat.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 02/07/2026
Blaze it, indeed.
A car radio display showing it is 100 degrees at 4:20.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 01/07/2026
Me & @poopfoot.bsky.social
A blue and purple guy start to hug as blue guy says "how goes it, my dude?.

The two clap hands as purple guy says "Not good"

The two pat each other on the back as they hug and blue guy says "same"
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 26/06/2026
When I hit reply I saw formatting I didn't see originally.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 18/06/2026
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 18/06/2026
I saw a booby!
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 14/06/2026
Brunch
Text: "DOWN THE HATCH'D Breakfast Shot with Jameson, Butterscotch Schnapps, OJ, Bacon Chaser 8"The afore mentioned drink in a clear glass shotglass on a wood table.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 14/06/2026
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