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evolBOO!

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For legal purposes, I am a joke. (KCMO) Band names: bit.ly/EvolBands

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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 8h
They created a banananana.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 14h
I dont know so lets say yes.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 14h
I'm so ready for Woke 2
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 15h
They miss, probably 🙄
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Tab/ Cookie @bavariancookie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me using em dashes with abandon even though it's a "sign" of AI writing 🙄
Michael Bolton from Office Space telling Samir "No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 20h
Today, Oct 4, is the feast of St. Francis of Assisi: the day when you can bring your pets to church for a blessing.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 19h
I was legit in the planning stages for a 10 foot across light up UFO for a friend's house party. Apparition would never.
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Mike Engel @michaelengel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bake Off should knock it off with the Taskmaster technicals. Just give them "make a jammy dangeroo" so one person from Liverpool can say "oh I know those!" and finish 9th.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 04/10/2026
I remember seeing a few reruns as a kid, but at the time it was boring adult stuff.
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Stella Glitterbomb @shoelais.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If this fundraiser meets it goal, I get a free beer. You could give a few dollars for other reasons — like maybe you also think there’s a surpassingly high chance this guy wins — but personally I’d also like the free beer.
“A fundraiser benfitting Isaiah for Kansas, a night of drinks and comedy!” Poster for a fundraising event.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 03/10/2026
Group trip!
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 03/10/2026
Bleak
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 03/10/2026
Fancy
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 03/10/2026
Yeah, they'll get down, turn around, and go to town. It'll be great. HATER
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 03/10/2026
Boot Scootin Bopgie for all of us
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 02/10/2026
Its amazing what taxing a rich person's NYC vacation home can pay for.
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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WE RANKED THE TEN MOST UNHINGED THINGS TO DO TO A CHILI DOG OUTSIDE A TASTEE-FREEZ (YOU WONT BELIEVE NUMBER 1 😱)
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 02/10/2026
And motherfuckers loooove to write a check
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 02/10/2026
Right???
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 02/10/2026
I mean, you definitely could pay me to watch it.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 02/10/2026
I'm not sure you could pay me to watch Digger. But they sure are pushing it on us like its a must-see.
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Action Shakespeare 🐙🤤 @thatgalinthehat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Environmental storytelling at the elementary school
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 02/10/2026
Wait then wtf are the 2nd and 3rd ones about??
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 01/10/2026
It's burger time.
The inside of LC's hamburgers.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 01/10/2026
Whats the other one?
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 01/10/2026
Most companies lease their buildings and landlords will only build things that can be easily converted to other businesses. They suck
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 01/10/2026
We used to be etc etc
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Guess we’re just stuck with mocking users and throwing them in the garbage when we see them on a table.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 01/10/2026
Personal experience says the market ain't as great as they are reporting
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 01/10/2026
WhoTF is this? My internet is through gfiber. I don't know this gFiber company.
An email from gFiber [with a capital F] Your monthly gFiber bill has arrived
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AI will never be able to make art. Thanks.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 01/10/2026
Fair enough!
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 01/10/2026
Middle-age white ladies: "I have LIVE-abetes."
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 01/10/2026
There are very few things more consistently disappointing than themed pop-up bars.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 01/10/2026
They are called the Hissy Kits. Really only one of them plays the theremin, but your name is still better.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 01/10/2026
Sometimes you buy tickets to see people who dress like cats and play the theremin but then a few months later on the day of the show you maybe don't want to go see that so you just say "I'm a patron of the arts!" and feel better about the potentially wasted $30.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 01/10/2026
DO I follow you? My algorithm is as awful as my memory.
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Trey Lawson @tlawson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30 October 1st
Normal human Jackie Daytona wearing a jacket and cowboy hat, with a toothpick dangling from his mouthLaszlo the vampire, in his best gothic finery and his lucky witch hat.
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AngelsArcanum/NabariNoBro @angelsarcanum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I like Sluggo’s new hat
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 01/10/2026
Nice
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 01/10/2026
Justice For Sluggo's Hat!
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Eisner campaign for “Sluggo’s Terible Hat” starts here
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 01/10/2026
I have one incident in mind that I hope is the finale. It was a great one.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 30/09/2026
Also
Joey on Friends wearing all of Chandlers's clothes
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 30/09/2026
Popped collar meme
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 30/09/2026
Thats a weird way for them to say "The target age demographic for the last 75 years at whom we aim all of our content and marketing is responding to it!"
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Ryan Vance @ryanvance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 29/09/2026
DAMN
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 29/09/2026
Hell yeah.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 29/09/2026
It would make you too powerful
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