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spooky tail latency @bluespacecanary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

may Alonzo Church bless whichever of you goofballs retweeted that from the official Haskell account lmfao

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Ryan Packer @typewriteralley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

So, now that the Denny Way bus lane hasn't created gridlock across South Lake Union, are we going to get a mea culpa on any of this stuff or nah.

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Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Everyone loves the cyclops Polyphemus and his famous defining feature: two eyes

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Amazing scene from The Odyssey recreated with AI.

The monster is speared in eye and looks incredible.

Scene shows a giant with two eyes

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fangy @jeannesfangs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

The thing that kills me about these celebratory posts from dem leaders is that we didn't win a victory here, we narrowly avoided a catastrophic defeat. If you can't tell the difference between winning and (barely) surviving, maybe you shouldn't be leading the fight!

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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.

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Ev @evmaus.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

So, I keep seeing folks just like… whole hog announce to the world that they are Progressives who are So Definitely Good. Except wow, progressives ask for so much.

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Ev @evmaus.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Yeah, I mean, we can complain about their memes & content, but we had salad fingers, lolcats, llamas with hats and Charlie the Unicorn. Glass houses and all.

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Andrea Joy Campbell @ajcampbellma.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Let's try this again 👋 Hi Bluesky - I'm Massachusetts' Attorney General. You might know me from suing President Trump nearly 50 times, beating Uber and Lyft in court, or being the first woman of color elected to statewide office in MA. I officially left X today - help me find my MA people?

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Ev @evmaus.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

I haven’t worked in computer security for years now, but last night I had a dream that the AI autocomplete now in my IDE downloaded a malware package and I had to reformat my work laptop. I woke up bemused and irrationally angry at AI. Only I’m allowed to make dumb mistakes like that!

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spooky tail latency @bluespacecanary.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

rip Wittgenstein, you would have loved writing about LLMs so much

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spooky tail latency @bluespacecanary.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

An underappreciated thing, I think, is that OpenAI wasn't the first to the technology, it was just the first to both have the technology and be recklessly irresponsible enough to actually release it as a product

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spooky tail latency @bluespacecanary.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

fucking wild that there's people out there sincerely arguing that there's any reasonable response to "uh hey man that's not just a generic skull & bones that's an SS-totenkopf" other than "oh god holy shit I didn't realize, I am going to go get it covered up literally at the end of this sentence"

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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

This is the kind of full and unequivocal defense trans people deserve to hear from more candidates for office

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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 27/09/2025

Portland police are all deeply fascist, they kettle and gas protestors at a moment's notice, and even they're like "yeah dawg this is fucked up"

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sam³⁰⁰⁰ @samgavin.com · 20/07/2025

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 08/07/2025

This is hilarious and wholesome Also the dude saying "I voted for someone who won!" is so real for that lmao

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Ev @evmaus.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

As I recall, the last time a UVA president got ousted it went /so well/ that they were promptly reinstated & the board was basically powerless for years? I don’t love Ryan but I feel like this isn’t necessarily wise…

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Ev @evmaus.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

I’m just looking forward to meeting Tweetingway’s cousin, Postingway

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Lee Knox Ostertag @leeknoxostertag.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

on the flip side, now every time you see a straight person wearing jorts or beige you are legally obligated to tell them how much you like their corporate pride merch

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Ev @evmaus.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

Tell me you never understood Shakespeare without telling me you never understood Shakespeare.

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Ev @evmaus.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

After watching the first episode, I did not realize that Hell's Paradise is... apparently about how the MC is super powered b/c he's the biggest wife guy. If someone had told me, I would have watched it much sooner. (I will not take corrections on this interpretation at this time, I love it.)

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Ev @evmaus.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Fun fact: “Sexecutioner,” by Gwar (along with the rest of “Scumdogs of the Universe”) appears to be rated E for Everyone on Spotify. Now, I knew about Gwar either in late elementary school or early middle school, but I’m a little suspicious of the rating system…

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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 22/04/2025

We cannot give everyone a trial and due process. We have to stop the criminality. Justice demands we should accept the clear evidence that JD Vance killed the Pope.

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Colin McMillen @mcmillen.dev · 12/04/2025

attaching a raspi to a 20-ton hunk of steel to make it a "computer" and exempt from punitive tariffs

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Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

The latest comprehensive plan meeting has begun with a 101 on what floor-area ratio is, as the city's new land use committee chair asks how FAR (basically: the built square footage in, say, a house) differs from lot size. You might not know that, but the land use chair should.

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 19/03/2025

Who could forget how, in the face of King John's arbitrary rule, the barons boldly assembled to wait for the court of public opinion to eventually do something about it

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John Nephew @johnnephew.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

I was reading the Declaration of Independence the other day and was struck again by its timeless opening line: "When in the Course of human events, everything is fine, as it has been since the Magna Carta..."

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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

HEY @schumer.senate.gov it might surprise you to read /how/ King John was induced to sign the magna carta. Probably it involved twitter and the filibuster.

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A Real Joel Dehn @arealjoeldehn.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

The barons set King John up to fail! And then they invited the King of France to send his son and his son's entourage to casually invade London!

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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

No no it's true. After the Magna Carta, everything has been great, much law, total rule. No notes.

Schumer, open mouthed, caption saying "we have had the rule of law since the magna carta"

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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

The fact congressional Democrats have not hired three dozen D&D rules lawyers with oppositional defiant disorder and turned them loose on parliamentary procedure with the goal of maximum obstruction is such a fucking missed opportunity

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 08/03/2025

New to cybersecurity or advising others? Read this please. Understand I started in Helpdesk, but you may underestimate the amount of systems engineering experience I gained and the years I spent. It does not mean Cyber is "easy enough for helpdesk." Insulting, actually. Top-tier "Helpdesk" is hard.

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Colin McMillen @mcmillen.dev · 07/03/2025

ok hear me out the best way to keep trump from nuking ukraine is probably convincing him that nuclear weapons are gay

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Ev @evmaus.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

I come by my emdashes (and parentheticals) naturally, via ADHD, just the way god intended.

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Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 01/03/2025

18F, the federal government’s technology shop, was demolished by Musk’s team shortly after midnight. It was a cost-recoverable org, charging agencies for their expertise, using a consulting model. Its cost to government was negligible, its benefits huge. My team there once saved DoD $500 billion.

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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 28/01/2025

computers are a completely normal field where there are databases built on descendants of PICK OS, a database made in the 60s to organize parts for a helicopter that never existed, for a system called Generalized Information Retrieval Language System (GIRLS), as created by a guy named Dick Pick.

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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 28/01/2025

they say "bipartisan" but i hear "Vichy"

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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Boy, things that were "never going to happen" sure do keep happening a lot.

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Ev @evmaus.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

To elaborate a bit here: Most “outcome” goals are only things you can influence, not things you can control. Especially on a large team. “(x) new customers begin using (product) because of (new feature)” is an outcome, but its actual success is dependent on a lot of other stuff.

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Ev @evmaus.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Does this count? He loved grabbing them after they fell off the tree.

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