Alt: Yip Yips Martians. Yip yip yip is what they say before they devour your flesh. "Flesh? flesh? flesh? Yum yum yum yum yum..." Dear lord in heaven, put distance between you and these abominations if you can, and if you don't, pray that your firearm still works. But not for them, they don't comprehend bullets. Take yourself out before they devour your mind. "Mind? Mind? Mind? yip yip yip yip yip yip"

The move, affecting about one-fifth of the National Science Foundation’s primary research budget, is the latest sign of how the White House is asserting more control over grants.

The Minnesota Secretary of State confirms Wisconsin narrowly surpassed Minnesota with voter turnout in the 2024 election.

Alt: In the Paw Patrol movies, they saddle the most profitable pup with a sad backstory and more dialogue than their canine colleagues, then graft a plot ripped from profitable movies onto it (field tested in the TV series). My kid still like the franchise, and so I have seen Paw Patrol: The Mighty Movie more than six times. Here, Skye deals with feelings of inadequacy as the team tries to tap into the profits of a superhero blockbuster.

Alt: It's a Wonderful Life: George Bailey had lassoed the moon, and, standing next to his beautiful and awesome wife and holding his adorable fourth child, was finally getting some goddamn respect and recognition around here.

Early Friday morning, caretakers arrived at Alex Pretti’s memorial, finding it doused in two gallons of synthetic motor oil. Motor oil is not flammable, and much of the memorial remains unharmed. Volu...

In a first-of-its-kind report, leading scientists describe a narrowing path for coming back from catastrophic warming.

Alt: George Clooney in a suit in a hotel bar facing Jennifer Lopez, and he won't be in that suit for much longer. It's a shame there aren't more gifs of Out Of Sight on this here website, not shots of the cast also including Don Cheadle and Steve Zahn at early career beats, not beautifully composed shots by Steven Soderbergh like a lens flare carefully stalking Clooney as he walks from a robbed bank to his car, not captions with acres of hilarious dialogue adapted by Scott Frank, not cameos of Catherine Keener, Albert Brooks, or Michael Keaton... Still, Clooney does a good nod here, freshly broken from his ER head jerk thing. 1998 bitches! Just like five years ago, right?