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Bill Ruhsam

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Bill Ruhsam @evileyebrow.com · 6h
Because I saw Jorts on my feed today I thought I would repost this for anyone who doesn't already know, and for anyone who wants a cozy refresher.
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Bill Ruhsam @evileyebrow.com · 21h
Been having fun recovering from a shoulder injury back in the spring (5 months ago) through PT but it wasn't getting where I wanted so it was MRI time, yesterday. The results notes are full of words like "tear" and "irregularity," not that I was expecting anything different. Alas.
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lol!😂 TODAY IN SPORTSBALL: The Iowa Hawkeyes play the Atlanta Hawks in an exhibition game to raise awareness of GOP stupidity.
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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
[at a restaurant] Me: Ah, yes. I’d like some Stilton on oatcake biscuits, with some fig jam on the side, and a nice glass of Port. Them: Ma’am, this is a McDonald’s. Me: Oh, silly me! Yes, go ahead and super size it.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Breaking: The Atlanta Hawks offer to send Jack Smith a DVD of their thrilling February 3, 2024 overtime win over the Warriors because apparently he missed it.
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 30/09/2026
Boat. Gird.
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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was in a band in high school called Calculus. People thought our music was derivative.
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Bill Ruhsam @evileyebrow.com · 28/09/2026
I would totally do this for date night if I lived in the DC area.
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Bill Ruhsam @evileyebrow.com · 28/09/2026
Being hit, back-to-back, by the twin discourses of Iced Coffee and Choosin' Texas makes me want to burn cancel my internet and burn my phone.
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Bill Ruhsam @evileyebrow.com · 27/09/2026
Teen rearing update: my input is neither requested nor required.
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Bill Ruhsam @evileyebrow.com · 27/09/2026
Jennifer and I have watched a lot of mysteries/police procedurals and we have a pact: after having murdered the other, we promise to never ever confess in the interrogation room.
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I ordered a large pizza bc it was on sale. Yelled "it's here!" when the delivery person showed up so they won't know I'm alone with a large pizza
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Ed Maibach @maibached.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.social
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Happy Stanislav Petrov Day
Take five minutes to not destroy civilization
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Bill Ruhsam @evileyebrow.com · 26/09/2026
Two weekends, two walks along the warehouse where the kid has derby practice. Most of these weren't in tire paths, but they'd work their way there over time.
Handful of sheet metal screws just waiting to be lodged in your tire. LARGE Handful of sheet metal screws just waiting to be lodged in your tire.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As President Trump plans to attend the Texas Tennessee college football game today, each team begs the president to root for the other one.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 25/09/2026
Not sure if it would help for you to show up with a smoke alarm to a CPSC interview, but it would make for a pretty fun story.
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Bill Ruhsam @evileyebrow.com · 26/09/2026
I know nothing about this situation but the "relegated straight to the MLS" is totally a sick burn and I'm here for it.
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Darren M. A. Calvert @dmacalvert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finally built a little axolotl habitat near my base. #Minecraft
A Minecraft screenshot showing an enclosed area for axolotlA Minecraft screenshot showing an enclosed area for axolotlA Minecraft screenshot showing an enclosed area for axolotl
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Bill Ruhsam @evileyebrow.com · 26/09/2026
Halloween costume progress. I will not answer questions about what it is to become.
It's a box. On my head.
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Bill Ruhsam @evileyebrow.com · 25/09/2026
Things I did not know I'd be doing: stretching out the kid's skate to get another couple months of wear out of it.
Roller skate + heat gun + wrench to get some more toe room in this skate.
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Bill Ruhsam @evileyebrow.com · 25/09/2026
BROADSHEETS ARE THE FUTURE
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Bill Ruhsam @evileyebrow.com · 25/09/2026
Don't forget to get your vaccinations. Flu and Covid for me. I could not find the new mRNA flu vaccine around me right now so I'll have to wait until next year.
Selfie is showing my shoulder with two Walgreens Band-Aids on it 
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 24/09/2026
Saw a woman on TikTok who said she quit corporate at age 46 to become a beekeeper because “I would literally rather get stung by 10,000 bees than write ‘per my last email’ again” and you know what? I respect that
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 22/09/2026
"OpenAI co-founder and president Greg Brockman gave Trump's super PAC a whopping $25 million" is one of those things that could really stand to be pointed out more:
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OpenAI exec becomes top Trump donor with $25 million gift
The super PAC will help fund Republicans' midterm election battle.
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Bill Ruhsam @evileyebrow.com · 23/09/2026
I heard about this a couple days ago and my immediate reaction was, "Good." Trading card games are essentially pay to play and I have never been a fan. This is the same complaint as why you can't get retail priced concert tickets anymore. www.reddit.com/r/GameFeed/c...
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From the GameFeed community on Reddit: Pokémon’s 30th Celebration Cards Are Causing Scalpers To Spectacularly Crash Out
Explore this post and more from the GameFeed community
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Bill Ruhsam @evileyebrow.com · 22/09/2026
This is fine
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Bill Ruhsam @evileyebrow.com · 22/09/2026
💣 Hey Republicans! Your golden boy is threatening to open up new fronts in the war! Just saying, but you could activate the 25th amendment and that might recover you at the polls for the midterms.  www.cnn.com/2026/09/22/w...
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Live updates: Trump says he faces a decision on Iran to make a deal or ‘annihilate’ the country | CNN
Against a backdrop of global conflicts, the US president is also expected to meet with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, while an Iranian delegation is in New York. Follow for the latest updates...
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Bill Ruhsam @evileyebrow.com · 21/09/2026
Yesterday Jennifer and I went to the Atlanta ballet for a three-performance medley. Great dancing, wonderful time as always. Except that the last performance was a America-Hoo-Raw dance from 1955 and I gotta tell you I am not in the mood for heavy stars and stripes nationalism right now 
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
I just honestly can't get over that Save Women Sports, an anti-trans group could only find five trans athletes competing K through 12. Five. The NCAA president testified a year and a half ago or so that there were less than 10 college level trans athletes. What the fuck are we doing, people
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If your business requires me to create an account, verify my email, accept seventeen cookies, download an app, and solve a captcha just to buy one thing, I no longer want the thing.
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Bill Ruhsam @evileyebrow.com · 17/09/2026
Do any furniture or rugs ever get sold from the store that's not in a final days closeout sale?
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Bill Ruhsam @evileyebrow.com · 17/09/2026
I M Ride or Die this post.
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
Screenshot for a Defector podcast episode with the headline "Consider the Emotional Lives of Scallops" only the accompanying photo is a white gormless stubbled red-headed UK singer of recent notoriety giving a flat smile to the camera while wearing a washed out peach top as beige as he is against a flat background. So, actually, probably a scallop anyway.
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Bill Ruhsam @evileyebrow.com · 17/09/2026
It's only 45 days till Halloween. Are you making your Halloween costume yet?
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Bill Ruhsam @evileyebrow.com · 16/09/2026
Reminder, or notice if you were not aware: ANY engagement with the Harry Potter franchise supports the persecution and eradication of trans people. Just don't. There are other properties out there to enjoy.
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Bill Ruhsam @evileyebrow.com · 16/09/2026
I blame the internet for allowing me to understand this post. I need to go outside.
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Josh El @ranchwilder86.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There is no bigger lie on the internet than the “prep time” for a meal on a recipe page.
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Bill Ruhsam @evileyebrow.com · 14/09/2026
Post of the morning. We're converting our "Dining room" into a craft and art room. Yesterday's task was to paint a wooden bookshelf that has migrated around the country with my family. Know stops include NH, AL, and now GA. It's been in the garage for a while so stain-blocking primer paint is up
A wooden bookshelf, on its back showing the beginning of some white stain-blocker primer paint.
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Bill Ruhsam @evileyebrow.com · 13/09/2026
100%!!! I get so frustrated with people my age (50's) who don't listen to any modern music. There is sooo much good music going on.
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here.
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Bill Ruhsam @evileyebrow.com · 09/09/2026
Absurd^2
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Bill Ruhsam @evileyebrow.com · 09/09/2026
We were delighted to see that dragon con featured my friends' Kristin (creator) and Chris (driver) Yip Yip costume in their wrap up email.  It is still the best Yip Yip I have ever seen a dragon con.
Screenshot from the dragon Kong wrap up email. It shows the yip yip from the Muppets in front of Bert and Ernie cosplay. 
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Bill Ruhsam @evileyebrow.com · 08/09/2026
Another year, another goodbye to DragonCon. Good times were had by all as usual! 
View of Midtown Atlanta from the Marriott marquis. The Bank Of America building is lit up in the pre-Dawn darkness.Picture of the pulse loft in the Marriott marquee Atlanta with the dragon con banner on itEarly morning picture of the pulse bar in the Atlanta, Marriott Marquis Hotel. A salmon colored wing soaring through the atrium of the hotel Selfie of me exiting the Atlanta Marriott marquee hotel 
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Bill Ruhsam @evileyebrow.com · 07/09/2026
Had a lovely brief chat with @toomanyspectra.bsky.social while acquiring her book, Cloudy with a Chance of Starships!
Book cover for Cloudy with a Chance of Starships.
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Bill Ruhsam @evileyebrow.com · 07/09/2026
Alas, the yearly task of deleting the DragonCon app. Til next year!
Screenshot of my iPhone home screen with the DragonCon app selected for deletion.
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Dr. Raven the Science Maven @ravenscimaven.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Although I've not been able to get hired for any of the science communication roles I have applied to in the past year, today I celebrate hitting a milestone of a quarter million followers on Instagram, where I communicate science to the public. Last month I welcomed 100K+ new audience members.
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