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evelyn maguire

@evelyn.fyi
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developer / CRM architect. public speaker. author of a niche software book. skeets do not represent my employer.

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Dan @pittsburghdan.bsky.social · 33m
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 2h
If you want "personalized music" made just for you pick up a fucking guitar. Or else break the heart of someone who already has.
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 2h
Lol some drunk girl was mad I was enjoying myself mostly seated during the concert last night and yelled at me about it and called me Yoda a bunch? Sorry for being disabled in public, I'll do better!!
Evelyn wearing a black and gold jacquard dress with a turtleneck and their bougie labubu on their purse. They are notably bald.
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 17h
Evelyn stretching a Bone Thugs n Harmony shirt over their legs at the Utah First Credit Union Amphitheater.
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 22h
Got to go to Cat Church yesterday.
Evelyn sitting on a velvet pew in front of an art deco and rainbow painted arch with clouds and kitty cherubs and a neon sign that says CAT CHURCH.
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 28/09/2026
Heaven
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
👩‍⚖️ MOTION CARRIED
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 28/09/2026
Couldn't be me, I love my shitty dog.
Boudin the Dog, a catahoula pit mix, looking shy on turf at his lil daycare.
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the humans who moderate chatbots say they're inundated with people trying to generate nonconsensual nudes: www.404media.co/humans-readi...
404media.co
Humans Are Reading Copilot Prompts — And They're Horrified
Human contractors are reviewing Copilot users’ prompts and uploaded images, according to internal documents obtained by 404 Media. The contractors are also bombarded with users’ requests for sexual AI...
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 28/09/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll.
Utah sky over rock formations.
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Awful: Trump's Office of "Remigration" has just been exposed making sordid payments to authoritarian governments to take third-country deportees, leading to serious abuses. Dems tell me they will try to defund the agency if they win power. They should. 1/ New piece: newrepublic.com/article/2157...
newrepublic.com
Stephen Miller’s MAGA Terror Campaign Exposed by Damning New Leaks
Sordid revelations about the white-nationalist-themed Office of Remigration should galvanize Democrats: If they win power, they must try to shut it down.
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Ari Berman @ariberman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
By destroying Voting Rights Act and gutting 14th & 15th amendments the Roberts Court is recycling legal arguments once used by Confederates and white supremacists to destroy Reconstruction Please read my deep dive w/ @pemalevy.bsky.social in @motherjones.com www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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Machine Gun Netiquette @nodurians.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
look, this type of communist talk may go over just fine in Kentucky, but good luck trying it in Washington state
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 28/09/2026
I can't believe I'm wading into this discourse on my HONEYMOON but as a survivor of violent rape, I understand the desire to reclaim trauma. Here's the thing though: the men who are into CNC don't. They are looking to cosplay the worst moments of people's lives and say "she literally asked for it."
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 27/09/2026
guy on an Amtrak wearing an Amtrak themed Hawaiian shirt
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 27/09/2026
"I've been listening to the same Streetlight Manifesto album daily since 2006"
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 26/09/2026
Logging Off TM
A photo of an elaborate bathing room with two copper bathtubs, a hand woven rug, and a floral chandelier.
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 26/09/2026
Ordered a beer I really like at a brewery I really like. The beer has won GABF awards. This batch tastes like cough syrup, though, LMAO
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 26/09/2026
Shaving my head before traveling to a state with an extreme bathroom ban. #JustGirlyThings
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 26/09/2026
static.klipy.com
backrooms movie
Alt: backrooms movie
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
I am now reading @poisonivy.bsky.social's account which starts with "I’ve dropped a few articles about my experiences at Vibecamp, and interactions in the Rationalist / Effective Altruist corner of the TESCREAL diaspora." Because nothing seems to take these people out 😡
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We’ve got to build it before China does.
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 26/09/2026
I got some stupid matching hats for the honeymoon and I grabbed mine to pack it like, an hour ago, but set it down and can't find it!!! Why am I like this!!
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We’ve been in a constitutional crisis since Jan. 20, 2025 and a blue wave in November won’t fix it if Trump can just ignore legislation passed by Congress.
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Trump cancels nearly $1 billion in spending approved by Congress, a move some lawmakers called illegal
President Trump moved to cancel almost $1 billion in spending that was approved by Congress, marking the second time his administration has employed a rarely used tactic that some lawmakers in both pa...
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 26/09/2026
Okay one more: We posted so much we broke infrastructure and someone made shirts.
Hellthread

We were there together

(Skeletons over broken notifications across a Bluesky)
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Women. Aren’t. Violent. Enough. These men drugged a woman and texted their friends to come join them in raping her, or were texted and showed up, and assaulted her for SEVEN HOURS. And nothing’s happening to most of them. They should not feel safe in public. www.cornellsun.com/article/2026...
cornellsun.com
EDITORIAL | Cornell Won’t, We Will
The Editorial Board demands that Cornell stops protecting the alleged Chi Phi rapists through the University's opaque sexual assault policies.
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Remmelt 🛑 @artificialbodies.net · 25/09/2026
A hidden list of 100 abusers in Silicon Valley. Left unstated: some are abusing *men* Sam Altman used to date Peter Thiel, known for recruiting young men for sex (one died of suicide). Sam's sex parties are notorious for how hard they go, and the abuse. Three sources told me about this:
nypost.com
Silicon Valley ‘sex assault list’ with ‘over 100 ‘ names circulated, warning female tech workers of predators to avoid
“Some of them were very prominent names, you know? People who were famous investors. Businessmen who were in the scene”
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 25/09/2026
I deleted my elder account and restarted because I didn't like the idea of having 1000 followers when there were 100k people on the site, but I was On Line in December '22. My favorite was the people who stole the websites of various companies they worked for as their handles. No snitching tho.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 25/09/2026
Wow, DHH, the guy who created Ruby on Rails, sure is a Nazi! jakelazaroff.com/words/dhh-is...
jakelazaroff.com
DHH Is Way Worse Than I Thought
DHH's politics are not normal. Maybe they used to be, I don't know, but as of right now the dude is way outside of what most people would consider moral or acceptable.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The fact that they think they have the right, or the ability, to evaluate people based on appropriating their language is insane. No other industry oversteps boundaries with such smug contempt. My master’s thesis was on this specifically, and it is scary and will be wrong.
OpenAl
September 23, 2026 Publication
Introducing
MentalHealthBench
An open benchmark developed with more than 80 licensed mental health experts to evaluate Al responses in realistic mental health conversations.
Read the paper
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 24/09/2026
Texter A: I don't know how I survived feeling like this every day for three years in Laramie

Texter B: I do. You have autoimmune diseases and crippling mental health problems now. 

Texter A: Oh right

Texter A: LMAO
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 23/09/2026
ICE snatched up a Senegalese college basketball player with an ACL injury in a Kentucky airport. She’s “in so much pain” and needs surgery, but is being transferred from camp to camp with little more than ibuprofen. www.kentucky.com/news/state/k...
A picture of Amina Seck in her Kentucky State jersey on a basketball court.
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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mady.cat · 23/09/2026
Oregon Democratic politicians appealing a favorable ruling so it would get overruled by MAGA 9th circuit appointees is a great example of how Democrats want trans women to be raped and killed in prisons as much as Republicans do, just politely.
lgbtqnation.com
Court rules trans women can be housed in men's prisons & calls them men "who claim to be female" - LGBTQ Nation
The three-judge panel of the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals consisted exclusively of Donald Trump appointees.
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vortex_egg @vortexegg.com · 24/09/2026
Cough, cough, criminal conspiracy to conduct offensive cyber operations on other corporations and the US government
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Sarah Posner @sarahposner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So Vance was the senior administration official here? wapo.st/4rssRyh
wapo.st
The White House banned Politico, citing anonymous sources. It provided the quotes.
In a letter defending its ban of Politico, the White House critiqued a report based on a press call it conducted, where reporters were told not to name the speaker.
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 23/09/2026
LMAO
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 23/09/2026
No one tell him about the Internet
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There are about 60 lesbian bars left in America and rather than a piece about why that is , we have lol cow bullshit I need people to start understanding that especially as marginalized groups when someone is jazzing up the dram it’s not “tea” it’s a mechanism of exposing your community to abuse
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We can’t allow this man to get within striking distance of a viable presidential candidacy.
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 23/09/2026
Coworker: I hate Salesforce Me: you merely adopted the dark, I was born in it, molded by it
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 23/09/2026
Working late tonight so I don't have to think about anything next week. 😭
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 23/09/2026
A 36-year-old Costa Rican man whose family says he complained of not receiving proper care for his diabetes is the third detainee in less than six months to die at a U.S.
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Costa Rican man complained of lack of care for diabetes before his death in ICE custody, family says
A 36-year-old Costa Rican man whose family says he complained of not receiving proper care for his diabetes is the third detainee in less than six months to die at a U.S.
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
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Exclusive | RFK Jr.’s Enhanced Security Was Funded With Money From Minority Health Office
The cost of the health secretary’s security grew from roughly $10 million in fiscal year 2025 to $17 million in fiscal year 2026.
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Erin Lockwood @erinkaylockwood.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is human trafficking on a massive scale.
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 23/09/2026
Sprained my middle finger somehow and I'm gonna die
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026
IT IS TIME. buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 23/09/2026
gonna get really good at DSA just to feel something where's my CLRS
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
CAN YOU SEE SOMETHING YELLOW FROM WHERE YOU ARE?
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