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I was at a company all hands at the same hotel as Jeff Goldblum in 2021. I apologized, said he was probably sick of us, and asked if we could take a picture for Slack, he puts his arm around my back and says "ahhhhhh, there she is." You can see me start to say "what the fuck?" in the picture. 😂😂😂

Evelyn with Jeff Goldblum circa 2021. Evelyn is wearing a Team Louisiana roller derby shirt and Jeff Goldblum is holding a mask, as was the style at the time.

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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 23h

Today was a shit show on multiple fronts, but I got a new fancy space heater for my basement office and Cujo likes it, so who can say it was bad?

Cujo the black cat sitting in her desk bed in front of a wall mounted space heater.

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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 15/10/2026

Okay so the story behind this is that I lost my copy of the pattern, didn't want to count to figure out what size I had been making, found my pattern, lost my pattern, and found it again. I'm really liking the shaping.

The yoke of the Tomato Sweater on Etsy in a pastel cyan.

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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 13/10/2026

Me as soon as it drops below 60°F. Alternate caption: I was born to be a rich ex-wife.

Evelyn posing smugly in a sweater dress, fleece leggings, and wool vest that falls mid-calf. There is a maximalist background and notably a bottle of Bio-Freeze on a desk.

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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 12/10/2026

Corgilicious definition: make Boudin go cwazy He's the B to the E R N to I to E

Bernie the Corgi and his rhino looking up at Mama who is off camera.

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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 11/10/2026

This is the best showing of The Shining of all time. It got cold and started raining right as Danny walks up sucking his thumb.

A wide shot of the Holiday Twin drive in with The Shining playing on the big screen.

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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 11/10/2026

My favorite part of the movie The Shining is when Scatman says "The Shining" and then he shines all over the place.

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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 10/10/2026

Have to be the biggest asshole at the coffee shop on a Friday night.

An Olivetti Lettera 35 in pastel pink and blue with a Sam Pellegrino with peach and a latte with a cinnamon cat on it.

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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 10/10/2026

😭😭😭 in 24 hours we've raised almost 3,000 for the domestic violence shelter that probably saved my life. crowdstrike.yourcause.com/public#/fund...

Evelyn's 35th Birthday // Domestic Violence Awareness Month

Created by Evelyn Maguire

Raising for: Sexual Assault Family Violence Educational Project

New Donation

57% FUNDED

2,890.00 USD Raised of 5,000.00 USD Goals

Fundraiser ends: Fri, Nov 27, 2026

(There's a picture of Evelyn in the background with a temperature bar that reads 57% funded)

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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 09/10/2026

"i can be ur angle or ur debil"

Two jacquard coats, a bomber jacket with various dogs, and a punky double breasted jacket with various cats.

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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 09/10/2026

It's my birthday in 50 days and also domestic violence awareness month, so I'm being brave and launching a fundraiser for the shelter that saved my life via work for matching donations. LinkedIn post: lnkd.in/p/gavVw8VM Direct donation link (click the big DONATE button): www.safeproject.org

Evelyn wearing a banana laden jumpsuit with a banana notebook on a blue background.

The text says: IT'S EVELYN'S BIRTHDAY IN FIFTY DAYS!

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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 09/10/2026

My 35th birthday is in 50 days, it's Domestic Violence Awareness Month, let's raise some money for the shelter that saved my life. Fundraiser and direct donation links in my LinkedIn post. lnkd.in/p/gpPJjDSP

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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 07/10/2026

I can't post my favorite of my dog and the northern lights because it'd be obvious where we live, so here's a close contender.

Boudin the dog sitting on a velvet and cast iron chair with a Marantz and three ring mirror in the background.

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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 04/10/2026

anyways happy 9th birthday week to the babies.

two tiny kittens about 3 weeks old eating kitten milk and wet food gruel in a cat carrier.

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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 04/10/2026

already posted this one, don't care, honeymoon was great

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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 02/10/2026

Got to do the coolest thing I've possibly ever done in my life this week and go snorkeling in a hot spring in a cave. We were the only people there Wednesday night, so they turned the lights off so we could see the stars. Grateful we stayed up late.

Evelyn and James floating in the Crater Hot Spring in Midway, Utah.

Evelyn and James kissing on a dark dock in a cave.

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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 01/10/2026

I so seldom use my Insta360 camera, but I've never regretted buying it.

Evelyn and James in a dark cave. They are sitting on a dock in life vests.

Evelyn and James in water in a cave talking a selfie next to some buoys.

Evelyn taking a selfie while James adjusts his life vest. You can see the cave and the water.

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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 01/10/2026

Trots are immaculate. 💅

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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 30/09/2026

I never get to go out these days so I always try and dress fun when we leave the house. Salt Lake has been good for my wardrobe tho.

A jacquard bomber jacket with various dogs and a black Iconoclad SLC crop top with demon cats.

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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 30/09/2026

Lol some drunk girl was mad I was enjoying myself mostly seated during the concert last night and yelled at me about it and called me Yoda a bunch? Sorry for being disabled in public, I'll do better!!

Evelyn wearing a black and gold jacquard dress with a turtleneck and their bougie labubu on their purse. They are notably bald.

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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 29/09/2026

Got to go to Cat Church yesterday.

Evelyn sitting on a velvet pew in front of an art deco and rainbow painted arch with clouds and kitty cherubs and a neon sign that says CAT CHURCH.

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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 28/09/2026

Couldn't be me, I love my shitty dog.

Boudin the Dog, a catahoula pit mix, looking shy on turf at his lil daycare.

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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 28/09/2026

No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll.

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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 26/09/2026

Whew, found it. Shirt dyed by a respected mutual, @flaviusvalens.bsky.social. 🫡

A tie dye shirt in various blues that says IF YOU LIKE MY MOUNTAINS...

with a black hat eyes yellow embroidery that says HONEYMOONIN' upside down.

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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 26/09/2026

One hellthread shirt, never worn

Hellthread

We were there together

(Skeletons over broken notifications across a Bluesky)

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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 26/09/2026

Okay one more: We posted so much we broke infrastructure and someone made shirts.

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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 21/09/2026

Channeling my inner Peggy Bundy.

Evelyn holding an amethyst with long coffin nails with leopard spots, bright red tips, and gold stickers reading 1991.

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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 20/09/2026

Look at those cross sections!

A bacon and heirloom tomato sandwich. Not pictured: spicy Kewpie mayo.

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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 20/09/2026

It's my favorite day of the summer

About fifteen heirloom tomatoes in different varieties.

A bunch of strips of thick cut local bacon.

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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 20/09/2026

We always do mushrooms, tonight was lions maybe and oysty bois with a smoked cheddar and parm. I deglazed with a little red wine for oomph.

A bottle of Paso Robles Tapestry Red Blend 2023. The bottle wrapper has florals and a snake on it.

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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 16/09/2026

Young barista asked a "would you rather" before handing me this mug: Would you rather have nothing to do or turn 40? Baby I didn't think I'd live to see 30 and I didn't think I'd live to see 35 either, but I'm gonna see it this year. I welcome 40. Don't kill yourself etc. Also: don't get sepsis.

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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 14/09/2026

Happy Monday, please release me from the confines of my flesh prison.

James Ware Author
Performance Coach | Helping you thrive under pressure

Evelyn M. I appreciate Zverev is a controversial figure - only looking at this from a sports point of view on court.

Evelyn Maguire
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James Ware gross.

Evelyn Maguire
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James Ware everyone is blowing thoughtless Al response smoke at you right now, so I'm going to take a second to explain why this post is incredibly alienating and off-putting to see my connections reacting to on a professional network.

The reason he's a "controversial" figure and not a known domestic abuser is that people like you are trying to rehab his image by talking about just how good he is at sports.

One in four women and one in seven men have been victims of the kind of severe intimate partner violence that this man has been credibly accused of and was required to pay fines for.

Do you think he had clarity of focus when he was allegedly strangling his ex girlfriends? Do you think he was cool under pressure, having rehearsed the act? Having done it before? Having done it repeatedly, in public, at professional events?

I get it, violence against women isn't a sexy topic for LinkedIn engagement bait. But your colleagues have lived it, whether they trust you to hold that knowledge or not. I'm guessing they don't.

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