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evelyn maguire

@evelyn.fyi
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developer / CRM architect. public speaker. author of a niche software book. skeets do not represent my employer.

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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 3m
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Collects and customizes Labubu dolls
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 7m
Mine read me for filth
Interests & Hobbies 

Collects and customizes Labubu dolls
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 11m
My high school boyfriend, who I eventually got restraining order against, told me once that the locker room talk for his lacrosse team was 80% about raping me because I came to his games. Man, I never stood a chance. I hope these boys face every consequence and their target knows she is loved.
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Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 1h
lol no one talks about the white kids who don't abide by merit. The conversation is ALWAYS about the Black and Brown kids who do.
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Study finds 43 percent of Harvard's white students are legacy, athletes, related to donors or staff
The number drops dramatically for black, Latino and Asian American students with less than 16 percent each coming from those categories, the study said.
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 1h
My cat, Cujo, has finally discovered that she can be a little spoon. I don't blame her for taking 9 years to figure it out, as my late cat, Charlie, was my little spoon for the first 7 years of Cujo's life. I'm just glad Cujo has taken up the mantle.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 4h
*so important*: if you’re voting by mail, assume the USPS will delay because it’s its policy. You can: —put it in drop box —go to counter to watch them postmark in front of you —if you’re dropping it in a mailbox, do it VERY EARLY.
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 2h
"grandparents' rights" abusers in chief, like, that's what this boils down to. some portion of the population can't stand that the rest of us get to do what we want, which includes estranging ourselves from them.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 5h
interesting that conservatives were militantly “we must reward hustle” when the target was affirmative action at elite universities and now, when faced with the success of south asians and other groups, it is “i think we are too meritocratic”
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 2h
Lol I'm glad this post came off with the correct tone. If we can't laugh at the absurd... (Big hugs!!)
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 4h
The band that played our wedding (Swashbuckling Doctors) is opening for the Denver show!
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 4h
Anyways. My trauma therapist asked me how that made me feel, and I blurted out "I don't know, all cops are bastards?" and I looked at her and she looked at me and we both started laughing. Weird day.
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 4h
Had a rough EMDR session focusing on when my ex boyfriend was breaking into my house. He'd take things, move things, or fill my fridge with things to make it obvious he was there. The police straight up told me that if he had a key, they wouldn't do anything. I had to beg my landlord to change them.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 6h
Christa Pike is “conscious, speaking, and continues to receive critical medical care” nearly a week after her botched execution, her attorneys said
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Christa Pike ‘conscious, speaking’ nearly a week after botched execution
Christa Pike is “conscious, speaking, and continues to receive critical medical care” nearly a week after her botched execution, her attorneys said on Tuesday.
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Courtney Tenz @courtneytenz.bsky.social · 6h
Another misunderstanding is that sexual violence can be ended through education. There is not a single evidence-based program for perpetrators that has reduced sexual violence. What schools call an educational intervention is making perpetrators sit down to read the sexual-misconduct policy and asking if they have any questions. It’s having them write an essay. None of these things work.
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 7h
I spent a year watching school administrators do their jobs—and interviewing the students most impacted. I spoke to @thecut.com in a long-form Q&A about what I saw. Mainly, a system designed to protect perpetrators and punish victims in each and every case.
thecut.com
The Reason Why Colleges Still Fail to Address Sexual Violence
The “Cornell Seven” case highlights what’s wrong with Trump’s Title IX rules — and how the system was always designed to fail.
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Cornbread Countess @breadbae.blacksky.app · 12h
I know everybody is outraged about the Cornell case, but this rape at LSU isn’t getting the same attention it deserves. And the school did find the student guilty of forcible rape. youtu.be/SI35s6GKbL0?...
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EXCLUSIVE: LSU student says university failed her after Title IX finding in alleged sexual assaul...
YouTube video by WAFB
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 8h
No literally, the gimmick my professor did the first day was have us list slurs for women (eg, bitch, cunt, etc) vs slurs for men. There was a guy who just kept rattling off these really offensive things (I remember "ham wallet" specifically) and he had major growth over the semester. Imagine!
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 9h
My women's studies class got me out of a bad, violent relationship. I have taken the knowledge and helped dozens of others escape similar situations over the decade plus since I've taken the course. WMST doesn't result in improved economic and life outcomes my ass.
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Jessica Pishko @jesspish.bsky.social · 10h
“Intimidation and threats from the current administration have led funders who once saw themselves as allies to our movement to reassess political risk and pull back funding.” www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
seattletimes.com
WA immigrant support organization gutted by mass layoffs
The nonprofit laid off more than half its staff amid a unionization effort. Leadership blamed poor fundraising and a depleted budget.
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 23h
very tired of being told it is the responsibility of urban democratic voters never to risk possibly maybe by chance seeming less than respectful of rural red state life and then watching thousands in nebraska cheer on the president joking about a nuclear strike on me and millions of my neighbors
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 15h
The government *still* isn’t tracking how often immigration agents detain U.S. citizens. We are. 500+ Americans have been handcuffed, held at gunpoint or held against their will in Trump’s second term. Our tally is almost certainly an undercount. THREAD (content warning: violence) ⬇️
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There’s a lot of talk about reports of sexual violence on college campuses. Here’s a quick thread on what a “report” is—and the system schools have created to ignore them.
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Zander Furnas @alexanderfurnas.com · 06/10/2026
Tfw the thing you do to rectify one of your crimes is itself also a crime
Facing Backlash, Trump Says His Super PAC Will Pay for Taxpayer-Funded Ads The president said that his PAC, MAGA, Inc., would pay for TV ads promoting him that had been paid for with taxpayer money.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/10/2026
anyway in a just world a giant cartoon piano would fall on hanania and tracey in the middle of their pro rape podcast
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Lee West @whodat35.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mike Caruso, Palm Beach County Clerk of Courts, said he still intends to win his Nov. election for Clerk & Comptroller after being arrested in August for molesting a male relative under the age of 5.The local GOP has not ruled out supporting him. | Miami Herald www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
miamiherald.com
Palm Beach GOP endorses candidate accused of child sex abuse
“I maintain my innocence and remain a candidate for Clerk of the Circuit Court and Comptroller,” Mike Caruso, facing child sex abuse charges.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Flavio Bolsonaro, who I do not support, is the most progressive Brazilian leader of my lifetime. And it is not his fault that his father, who I do not support, tried to imprison me, who I also do not support. by Glenn Greenwald
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Anthony L. Fisher @anthonylfisher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Found the perfect screengrab to use the next time someone tries to tell me I’m missing out on important discourse by not using Elon Musk’s mircoblog site
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just a reminder: Tillis persuaded the woman Hegseth allegedly raped to come forward with her story, and told her that if she did, it would sink the nomination. She did. At great risk to herself. Tillis then cast the deciding vote for Hegseth. Because he’s a goddamned coward.
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Outgoing Sen. Tillis regrets pivotal vote for Hegseth: ‘He’s an actor. He’s not a manager’
Outgoing Sen. Thom Tillis spoke to MS NOW about regretting his vote to confirm Pete Hegseth and his strained relationship with Trump.
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Eric Budd @ericmbudd.com · 05/10/2026
hey all, posting my 2026 voter guide today! a lot of work when into writing this year and I hope you find it useful. covers all Colorado ballot measures and more specifics if you live in Boulder County / City of Boulder. cheers! bouldercoloradovoterguide.com
bouldercoloradovoterguide.com
Election 2026 — Boulder Colorado Voter Guide
Boulder Colorado Voter Guide from Eric Budd covers 2026 Boulder City Council candidates — Colorado, Boulder County, and City of Boulder ballot issues, candidates, and judicial retention questions
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Annie Altman @anniealtman108.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
First Hour of My Deposition - Ann Altman v Sam Altman 4:25-cv-00017-ZMB youtu.be/akjrfwYPvy8?...
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First Hour of My Deposition - Ann Altman v Sam Altman 4:25-cv-00017-ZMB
YouTube video by Annie Altman
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 05/10/2026
I see now why it's magic beans, not some other silly vegetable
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This should be so obvious that it doesn’t need to be said, but given what kind of weekend it’s been on here, apparently it does: If you don’t want old rapists running the world, in office, in the board room, making decisions for all of us get comfortable with “ruining” young rapists’ lives
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 05/10/2026
My worst boyfriend went on to be a serial rapist, moved states when he got his ass kicked Brock Turnering someone at a party, and is probably going to run for office someday. The very special lesson I taught him was that daddy will work really hard to make problems go away. I'm become the joker
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
cw because the rapist got a giant fucking media platform and maybe he should have to live like a survivor and fucking disappear Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cw rape The whole Geller "no one knows what the survivor wants" thing is such an incredible example of how survivors are treated worse for being raped than rapists are for raping someone like oh yeah I wonder why we don't know what the survivor wants maybe it's Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 05/10/2026
The best fried pork chops I've ever had were at St. Francis in Monroe post surgery. It might have been the drugs, but they were perfectly tender, lol.
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All you’re telling me when you’re like “how can you judge this man who committed sexual assault years later???” is that you don’t understand recidivism and you consider survivors disposable.
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 05/10/2026
Respect you for saying this. I'm tinkering with LLMs as well because my job and health insurance depend on it for the time being, and I am not limiting my career mobility in this economy after getting laid off. I'm comfortable with the mental gymnastics of my situation.
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Greg Greene (he/him/his) @greene.haus · 04/10/2026
My friend @melissaryan.bsky.social loaned me her platform today to talk about the frenzy on X around the Cornell case — and how it shows that the current policy climate's answer to #MeToo, nine years later, is more like "so what." (* content warnings apply, of course)
altrightdelete.news
Nine Years After #MeToo, One Answer for Survivors Is ‘So What?’
‘Maybe she was assaulted, maybe not’: from federal agencies to online platforms, people with power and audiences take pains to show they don’t care
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Alex Awoos @alex-awoos-backup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel like more people should be talking about this part
Screenshot from the article that reads, The Stud, San Francisco's oldest gay bar, was only able to have its Meta pages restored because of the bars popularity among gay tech executives with connections to Meta
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
New today in the old tale of externalizing costs while privatizing profits: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman tells Politico, “We believe the world should accept some bad things happening for the benefits of this technology.”
politico.com
Sam Altman to Decoded: ‘The world should accept some bad things happening’ for the benefits of AI
The OpenAI CEO sought to distinguish his policy stance from rival developer Anthropic.
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Weird Alex @jackalpants.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I made this useful chart so you can see how the female genders are applied! Such a special culture Of particular interest is that trans women in the Western world are not permitted to transition to either Virgin or Mother- only Whore or Crone, the valueless genders! Fascinating
A political compass with the vertical axis going from Valuable Property to Worthless Parasite, and the horizontal axis from Sexually Desirable to Sexually Repellent.

The quadrants are labelled clockwose from top left:

VIRGIN: Valuable Property and Sexually Desirable
MOTHER: Valuable Property and Sexually Repellent 
CRONE: Worthloess Parasite and Sexually Repellent 
WHORE: Worthless Parasite and Sexually Desirable
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The facts are shocking enough, but the bigger reason that the Cornell gang-rape case has broken through is that everyday Americans are sick of the rich and powerful and their sons getting away with it And everyone knows this fish stinks from the head My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/corn...
inquirer.com
For a fed-up America, the elite impunity of the Cornell rape case is the last straw | Will Bunch
A nation’s frustration with rich and powerful men boils over after a stunning rape allegation at an Ivy League college.
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 04/10/2026
That part, I have never been so embarrassed in a restaurant as I have been eating with people at Dreamforce. It's so fun telling a charming anecdote of my time before tech and getting blank stares while people do the mental calculus to decide if I'm still worthy of respect because I was a barista.
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 04/10/2026
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 04/10/2026
anyways happy 9th birthday week to the babies.
two tiny kittens about 3 weeks old eating kitten milk and wet food gruel in a cat carrier.two large cats lounging on a desk.
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 04/10/2026
Meta tried to recruit me and I straight up asked the recruiter 1) if he saw my profile picture, and 2) if he knew that official company policy is that people are allowed to call me mentally ill because I have a haircut. I'm not moving to a HCOL area to RTO to be called a faggot to my face.
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 04/10/2026
Sent this to my mom with a thank you note
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