Reposted by Evans Denton bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 02/12/2024i dont want to look at the photoshop of trump and elon married anymore. i will instead look at famke janssen and van helsing at my birthday party 335514
Reposted by Evans Denton John Breen @breen.tech · 02/12/2024Pronouncing Wicked like it’s the past tense of Wick 1264
Reposted by Evans Denton John Breen @breen.tech · 02/12/2024*Keanu Reeves kills a guy and looks at the camera* “You just got Wicked” 4839
Reposted by Evans Denton Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Urameshi's gonna kick your ass second period 2815
Reposted by Evans Denton Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 02/12/2024I’m only going to share one of my Star Wars opinions, and it’s that Han and Greedo simultaneously shot each other and both died 23011
Reposted by Evans Denton Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 02/12/2024You don’t have to have an opinion on every topic. It’s okay to have 5,000 opinions only about Star Wars 2448940
Reposted by Evans Denton Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Bluesky: Phase Two has begun 71617
Reposted by Evans Denton Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 02/12/2024that’s right. the better question is why isn’t he pardoning or commuting the sentences of other people who aren’t his son. 515622
Reposted by Evans Denton Daniel Harper @danielharper.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Well, I'm officially at 10k, which means I have more followers here than I ever had on the site that used to be the bird site. Yes, some number of them are porn bots, but don't take this from me. 4523
Reposted by Evans Denton olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 02/12/2024Decided to rewatch Rogue One due to rewatching Andor. It really is about 1/3 of a good movie packaged in an dogshit movie. Every time something cool starts to happen, someone says some bullshit MCU dialogue or looks directly at the camera and tells you what's happening that you just saw. 7502
Reposted by Evans Denton David Buchanan @retr0.id · 02/12/2024nice, I just split a ~1000-line source file into a bunch of smaller ones without introducing any circular imports, first try. maybe my code isn't spaghetti for once. 105338359
Reposted by Evans Denton @hugeblank.dev · 01/12/2024atproto devs who don't have someone test driving your app using a web DID, PLEASE reach out. In recent memory I've come across two proper sites that didn't function/crashed when attempting to log in with a web DID. Literally just a DM mentioning what your app does and a link to it would work. 2176
Reposted by Evans Denton Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 22/11/2024So far I just think my main advice is take it slow. My body so badly wants to try and kick the way it did when I was 16 but I literally can't without hurting myself. It's okay to just practice technique and stretch and rebuild. I believe I'll get there eventually. 041
Reposted by Evans Denton Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 22/11/2024Okay, really hoping this Linda McMahon / neokayfabe op-ed that I wrote for a big outlet comes out Monday It has to go through legal and that might take a bit Apologies for the delay; you will have a Take soon enough 3731
Reposted by Evans Denton Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I did a ton of martial arts when I was a kid and teen and even earned my black belt, but had to stop as life got busy. Restarting now from the beginning makes me feel like an RPG protag in a sequel who's been cursed back to level 1 and has to relearn all their skills. 112225372
Reposted by Evans Denton Thomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 19/11/2024I highly recommend an extensive visit to… ☰ > Settings > Moderation > Muted Tags & Words …in your Bluesky account. 0196
Reposted by Evans Denton Thomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 19/11/2024This is fascinating because exactly the same thing happened with Flight Simulator 2020 75611
Reposted by Evans Denton P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 19/11/2024Due to the server issues some of your recent posts may have gotten fewer likes than they deserved Please accept this coupon to rectify this, which allows you to imagine you got 10 more likes on your post than you did 1197433244520
Reposted by Evans Denton bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 08/11/2024i bet the bath water smells absolutely terrible after the thing gets out of there 162148
Reposted by Evans Denton David Buchanan @retr0.id · 08/11/2024the hardest part of hacking older LG TVs is increasingly becoming "their CA stores are so out of date they can't connect to most TLS servers" 940618
Reposted by Evans Denton Mat Piscatella @matpiscatella.bsky.social · 08/11/2024I'm 100% behind this. If Dave the Diver is Indie, then how is Indie not Indie? Let's make it happen. 3514
Reposted by Evans Denton jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/11/2024quick someone commission another atlantic piece about how black men love trump 321477122
Reposted by Evans Denton It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 03/11/2024Them: Let’s get together! What’s your calendar look like? Me: Same picture of a dog on it till text month 4665127
Reposted by Evans Denton Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 04/11/2024doctor says, treatment for poster's madness is simple. go to what's hot classic. that should pick you up 3481
Reposted by Evans Denton bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 29/10/2024if i had to choose between listening to that 'they might be giants' daily show theme again after all these years or seeing what happens when i let a bus run over my leg im going leg ten times out of ten 3744
Reposted by Evans Denton Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/10/2024“It’s like if you had to come to a big community meeting every day and hear what your dipshit neighbor got at the bakery and then write it down in a big notebook!” Ok I’d rather not! 41532
Reposted by Evans Denton Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/10/2024Imagine if you will that cryptocurrency is a lady at the top of a tower and you, a bawdy pirate from the Sword Coast are the only one who can save her, defeating the orc & ripping her bodice while you laugh boisterously, another adventure in Azamamdar completed. Such is the task of American politics 51616
Reposted by Evans Denton Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/10/2024Jesse what the fuck are you talking about 4638940
Reposted by Evans Denton jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/10/2024everything the trump campaign says its doing — trying to turn out secret trump supporters and campaigning in places he can’t win — looks and sounds like the actions of a losing campaign www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...nbcnews.comTrump plans rallies in solidly Democratic states in an unorthodox strategy for the election's final weeksThe stops will take him to Coachella in California and Madison Square Garden in New York. 1261895324
Reposted by Evans Denton southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 09/10/2024It’s incredibly frustrating that there are no discernible consequences for this major federal contractor who consistently acts against the interests of the united states, on disaster relief and a whole host of other issues. www.politico.com/news/2024/10...politico.comElon Musk is piling onto all the hurricane disinformation, hampering relief effortsThe billionaire is using the power of his social media platform to spread falsehoods that officials say are hampering recovery efforts. 712621715
Reposted by Evans Denton Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 09/10/2024there should be a website you can use to search the internet 993907787
Reposted by Evans Denton Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2024The more I talk about the election the more shocked I am by how many people memory holed 2016-2020. Every day was a new horror. New emergencies popped up constantly. I fundamentally don’t understand how people seemingly forgot about all of it. 24851231109
Reposted by Evans Denton Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 09/10/2024Twitter is extremely creepy these days because 90% of the responses are bots and it’s not exactly clear why. Usually it’s not even political, it’s not selling anything, it’s just bots pretending to be people. The vibe is like boarding a city bus and realizing none of the passengers have faces 269116402068
Reposted by Evans Denton Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 10/10/2024I cannot over-emphasize the colossal loser energy of taking a platform where once the biggest stars in the history of popular culture voluntarily posted original content every day because they enjoyed it into a pyramid scheme where the worst dipshits on earth pay to be fake friends with each other. 177109753540
Reposted by Evans Denton Art Velasco @artvelasco.com · 09/10/2024Spreading the word on Twitter 274288088138
Reposted by Evans Denton jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2024ah yes, what is worse? passing a law through congress to add more seats to the supreme court — as per congress’ explicitly stated constitutional authority — or a violent coup to overturn the constitutional order? 903924686
Reposted by Evans Denton 🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 05/10/2024Bluesky is relaxing 💙🦋 12597252274
Reposted by Evans Denton Alan White @aljwhite.bsky.social · 05/10/2024This hits like a freight train 141145412122
Reposted by Evans Denton FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 04/10/2024Vampire 354660674
