Reposted by Evan MarkfieldBen DuBose @bendubose.bsky.social · 10hAt this moment in history, Texas A&M was a Top 10 team with a 13-2 record in its previous 15 games. From this point forward, they are 1-3, and the three losses are by an average of 20 points per game 622666
Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Me watching the Carolina basketball exhibition game. 130
Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This new Tim Robinson character needs some workshopping... 001
Reposted by Evan MarkfieldJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 26/09/2026They shouldn't have wasted the name Skye Rizzy on some drug that does whatever it does. That was meant to be the name of a teen celebrity who's famous for reasons I understand as little as I understand that drug 1556458
Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Plus I can wear my shirt again to the Notre Dame game 031
Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 19/09/2026At least State made theirs funny. This was just sad. At least it spares us GameDay in Chapel Hill in two weeks. 162
Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 19/09/2026OK that might be the dumbest thing I've ever seen 😂 010
Reposted by Evan MarkfieldRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Bill Belichick watching his opponent fumble by running into their own teammate's buttstatic.klipy.comLeonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!' 320140
Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Only because I heard it weirdly wasn't up when the week started amidst BB job speculation 000
Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 12/09/2026If this game gets called at 35-0 with UNC +35.5, it will be hilarious 100
Reposted by Evan MarkfieldNash @radiodeadair.com · 05/09/2026If Politico is reporting it, it's to harm progressives. If Axios is reporting it, it's to harm progressives. If The Hill is reporting it, it's to harm progressives. Try to keep up. 644197
Reposted by Evan MarkfieldNo Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Everyone in these pictures thought they won 8711189
Reposted by Evan MarkfieldMatt Norlander @norlander.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Yeah, man, this is downright scandalous. 213429
Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 06/09/2026When you storm the field against Western Michigan, you know you really didn't deserve to win. 030
Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Western Michigan got fucking jobbed. That sucks. 020
Reposted by Evan MarkfieldSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 12/08/2026AI Guy Asks AI To Help Him Read Difficult Books 5673982180
Reposted by Evan MarkfieldChris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/08/2026This is the difference between a winner and a loser. “Yeah you wanna try? Go ahead and fucking try. I’m gonna kick your ass anyways, and if I lose, I’m coming back twice as hard. If you’re on my team, we’re gonna smoke em.” vs. “WAAAH WAAAAH WAAAAAH” <fifth place benchwarmer diarrhea noises> 161778257
Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Greetings from the two humans, two cats tiny bathroom, where the sink is entertainment! 140
Reposted by Evan MarkfieldBill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Part of an old Jewish (Hillel) saying goes, “If I am not for myself, who will be for me?” Last night, the most visible part of our national press corps showed they won’t stand up for each other. And they undermined not just themselves, but every local news reporter who must put up with far worse. 281379266
Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Weird how much right wing columnists have to say on the subject. So helpful! 010
Reposted by Evan MarkfieldRoy Edroso @edroso.bsky.social · 24/07/2026ONCE AGAIN TAPPING THE SIGN www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/dont-take-...hamiltonnolan.comDon't Take Advice From Your EnemiesThe most useless genre on earth. 331149182
Reposted by Evan Markfieldshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 20/07/2026is there a pulitzer for photo captions because if so @theguardian.com just won it 57139403714
Reposted by Evan MarkfieldDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead 4848271006
Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I'm just glad Mitch McConnell isn't alive to see this. 000
Reposted by Evan MarkfieldDaramola @izdaramola.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Lol Trump really does ruin everything 1542
Reposted by Evan MarkfieldErin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Absolutely fucking exhausting that our elected leaders continue to see the moves the administration makes as “failures” and not what they really are: wildly successful *intentional* plans to steal wealth and move money from public services to the pockets of their billionaire buddies. 151582409
Reposted by Evan MarkfieldRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Knicks Game 3 coming 415219
Reposted by Evan MarkfieldDjehuti Khonshu @djehuti.bsky.social · 28/06/2026THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A DOMESTICATED CAT 137591812228
Reposted by Evan MarkfieldMo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 26/06/2026yes, yes, the guy that dogwalked you & is delivering on his promises & makes you look exactly as bad at your job as you are -- yes, that guy "has work to do!" I bet Mamdani is *shaking* they are so bad at thissss 🤡 33011415
Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Haiti's beefy goalkeeper is a real fat-guy-touchdown vibe 000
Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 24/06/2026lol why TK if you're not going to ctrl+f TK??? still hilarious 010
Reposted by Evan MarkfieldMark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 14/06/2026“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment 170165163833
Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Thank god tomorrow is Sunday or i would die 000
Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I can't believe we did it. #knicks this feels very understated but I just don't even know what to say. Waited my whole life for this 000
Reposted by Evan MarkfieldRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Mariska doing a matinee and a 7 pm performance of her one-woman Broadway show and then watching the greatest comeback in Finals history actually looks like the Jordan flu game 323882544
Reposted by Evan MarkfieldArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD 4886412146
Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Pretty sure I'm never going to sleep. Wish me luck. #knicks 000
Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Omg that is the greatest sports thing I have ever seen and I will never go to bed #knicks 010
Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 11/06/2026if you're so great at basketball why you gotta do so much flagrant fouling??? 😎 010