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Evan Markfield

@evanmarkfield.bsky.social
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🐏Tar Heel,🗼Carrboroite whose phone is too full of cat photos and is just glad to be here.

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Ben DuBose @bendubose.bsky.social · 3h
At this moment in history, Texas A&M was a Top 10 team with a 13-2 record in its previous 15 games. From this point forward, they are 1-3, and the three losses are by an average of 20 points per game
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Me watching the Carolina basketball exhibition game.
scene from Major League where a guy says "I never heard of half these guys"
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This new Tim Robinson character needs some workshopping...
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 26/09/2026
They shouldn't have wasted the name Skye Rizzy on some drug that does whatever it does. That was meant to be the name of a teen celebrity who's famous for reasons I understand as little as I understand that drug
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
At least State made theirs funny. This was just sad. At least it spares us GameDay in Chapel Hill in two weeks.
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Choke jobs for everyone today!
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OK that might be the dumbest thing I've ever seen 😂
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bill Belichick watching his opponent fumble by running into their own teammate's butt
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Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Take that, Sydney Sweeney!
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fantasy leagues: Make PPPI a thing.
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If this game gets called at 35-0 with UNC +35.5, it will be hilarious
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 05/09/2026
If Politico is reporting it, it's to harm progressives. If Axios is reporting it, it's to harm progressives. If The Hill is reporting it, it's to harm progressives. Try to keep up.
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Everyone in these pictures thought they won
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Matt Norlander @norlander.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yeah, man, this is downright scandalous.
The ball is coming down at triple zeros and hitting the players.
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When you storm the field against Western Michigan, you know you really didn't deserve to win.
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Western Michigan got fucking jobbed. That sucks.
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Baller shit
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
AI Guy Asks AI To Help Him Read Difficult Books
4 panel comic

Panel 1: Orange Guy holds up book and says “I’m gonna read a book”

Panel 2: Orange Guy looks at book cover and says “hmmmmm”

Panel 3: Orange Guy types a query into his phone

Panel 4: Close up on phone screen reveals AI responding with “a chocolate factory is a factory made of chocolate”
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is the difference between a winner and a loser. “Yeah you wanna try? Go ahead and fucking try. I’m gonna kick your ass anyways, and if I lose, I’m coming back twice as hard. If you’re on my team, we’re gonna smoke em.” vs. “WAAAH WAAAAH WAAAAAH” <fifth place benchwarmer diarrhea noises>
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Part of an old Jewish (Hillel) saying goes, “If I am not for myself, who will be for me?” Last night, the most visible part of our national press corps showed they won’t stand up for each other. And they undermined not just themselves, but every local news reporter who must put up with far worse.
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Weird how much right wing columnists have to say on the subject. So helpful!
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Roy Edroso @edroso.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
ONCE AGAIN TAPPING THE SIGN www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/dont-take-...
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Don't Take Advice From Your Enemies
The most useless genre on earth.
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Weird rule, but ok
Sign that says "no shirts" but obviously means the opposite
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
is there a pulitzer for photo captions because if so @theguardian.com just won it
Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the spanish national team.
Photograph: Javier García/Shutterstock
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm just glad Mitch McConnell isn't alive to see this.
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Daramola @izdaramola.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Lol Trump really does ruin everything
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Absolutely fucking exhausting that our elected leaders continue to see the moves the administration makes as “failures” and not what they really are: wildly successful *intentional* plans to steal wealth and move money from public services to the pockets of their billionaire buddies.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Knicks Game 3 coming
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This was his Montross/Hansbrough game
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Djehuti Khonshu @djehuti.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A DOMESTICATED CAT
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
yes, yes, the guy that dogwalked you & is delivering on his promises & makes you look exactly as bad at your job as you are -- yes, that guy "has work to do!" I bet Mamdani is *shaking* they are so bad at thissss 🤡
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Haiti's beefy goalkeeper is a real fat-guy-touchdown vibe
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
lol why TK if you're not going to ctrl+f TK??? still hilarious
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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment
Facebook post from Scottish soccer fan - The busses have stopped at some park thing near the ground and there's American guys making food and giving people free beers and stuff
Some Haiti fans here as well, what a bunch of good guys
wtf is going on man, what an experience this is man holy shit

With photos of people boozing in a parking lot
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Thank god tomorrow is Sunday or i would die
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I can't believe we did it. #knicks this feels very understated but I just don't even know what to say. Waited my whole life for this
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Mariska doing a matinee and a 7 pm performance of her one-woman Broadway show and then watching the greatest comeback in Finals history actually looks like the Jordan flu game
Taylor Swift hugging an exhausted Mariska HargitayScottie Pippen holding up Michael Jordan
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Pretty sure I'm never going to sleep. Wish me luck. #knicks
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Omg that is the greatest sports thing I have ever seen and I will never go to bed #knicks
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Wemby should be suspended for game 5 based on cumulative flagrants, but the NBA can't do its job.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Ohhhh so this is what it feels like to be a fan of the other teams the Knicks have been playing for the last month
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I guess it takes the sting out of the dogshit officiating knowing it wouldn't matter since the spurs are shooting 1,000%
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
missed goaltend at one end, missed basket interference at the other. have we considered getting competent NBA officials for the *checks notes* NBA finals
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Officials immediately back on their bullshit here in game 4.
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 10/06/2026
I've been a broken record on this for three years and I'll be a broken record for as long as that fucking website exists: X is a viciously racist far-right organising platform that ONLY WORKS because a huge number of centrists, lefties and progressivs cannot stop propping it up
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Elon Musk accused of fuelling unrest after Belfast knife attack
The use of social media in planning violent protests over the Belfast knife attack has drawn condemnation, with Britain's ruling Labour Party accusing Elon Musk of stoking divisions. The tech billiona...
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Adam silver can get fucked too.
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