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Evan Markfield

@evanmarkfield.bsky.social
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🐏Tar Heel,🗼Carrboroite whose phone is too full of cat photos and is just glad to be here.

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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Me watching the Carolina basketball exhibition game.
scene from Major League where a guy says "I never heard of half these guys"
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Plus I can wear my shirt again to the Notre Dame game
Me wearing a shirt that says "more like crapel bill amirite?"
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Update: Attempted jailbreak
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Greetings from the two humans, two cats tiny bathroom, where the sink is entertainment!
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Weird rule, but ok
Sign that says "no shirts" but obviously means the opposite
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Alive! (I hope?)
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
And here I was, worried the Washing Post was taking it too easy on Trump!
A Washington Post headline that says "The science of whose farts smell the worst -- and why"
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
If UNC wins and covers this will be the funniest way to lose a parlay ever
Bet including will there be overtime in a game that went to overtime
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
*googles how to make a gif*
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
hell yeah
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Annually it blows my mind that, throughout my entire life until a few years ago, I'd never noticed these three carrying: a revolver(!), "witch remover" and a butterfly net, and a big-ass wrench for zero reason. And it goes fully unmentioned.
Scene from the wizard of oz where the scarecrow has a revolver the lion has a butterfly net and the tin Man has a big wrench
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I was also there for a near loss a few years later (I'm right above Henson's right foot)
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Love that Carrboro #nokings was so musically inclined
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Horchata/ICE signs were big today! From my local march... (I lol'd harder at the other one but both solid)
No kings rally protesters holding signs
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
has anyone done this yet
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Just used Google lens to ID this plant, which it says is a Bigleaf Periwinkle. I contend that's not a plant but an undrafted free agent defensive tackle.
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Had a wrong guess on Connections because before I even bothered to scan and look for Hank, my Knicks brain went, "Hell yeah, Herb Williams getting some love!" like a dummy.
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Lol Trump spit a giant white clump of something onto his arm while blathering
Idiot president with weird thing he spit onto his sleeve while talking
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
There is a wedding about to happen in the lobby this IKEA, which is fun.
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Snow football is the best football
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Evan Markfield @evanmarkfield.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
mine has a chicken for a teddy bear. also when we go out on the harness, he really likes hugging this chunk of concrete, but I think that's just because he's a stone-cold dummy
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