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Norbert Erratic

@euphemissed.bsky.social
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Non-bio bio. Twitter exile, I hope that explains everything. Northerner exiled. Which might explain a lot too.

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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As an American, if y'all let them do this to you, there's no turning back because once they have you by the healthcare they have you by the bollocks.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@liberalisms.bsky.social I hope you don't mind if I could draw your attention to this.
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Conspirador Norteño @conspirator0.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
For over a year, an unknown entity has been hijacking Bluesky accounts and incorporating them into a spam network that follows real users while serving up a mix of political posts, news links, and plagiarized photos. In recent months, some of the spam accounts' posts have started to go viral.
collage of the profiles of 24 Bluesky spam accounts that engage in bulk follow activity
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In Spain, in mainly a Spanish hotel. 90% fine, kids a lot better behaved. But, there are twats, the world over that are sunbathing by the pool but having conversations on their phone by speakerphone. At full volume. Words cannot adequately convey what I would do to anyone doing this.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Going on holiday today! Hurrah. Currently stuck on the tarmac at Stansted. Due to leave at 14.20. Been told likely be on the tarmac for 4 hours. Boo. 🛬
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Bit of bluesky but mainly orange.
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Every Last Station @everylaststation.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
St Neots 💚 Station 22 of 74 A very frustrating few hours trying to find routes around the new road build! So frustrating in fact I’m calling it a day a station early! Today’s been tough.. Please donate: www.justgiving.com/page/highlan... Thanks to all who donate 💚 #ChieftainWalk
Me at St Neots station looking grumpy and miserable
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Every Last Station @everylaststation.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Brookmans Park 💚 Station 11 of 74 Nearly 19 miles in… think I’ll rest my feet here for a bit! Please donate: www.justgiving.com/page/highlan... Your donations & support means the world to me 💚 #ChieftainWalk
A Thameslink train at platform four.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@hotlegs.bsky.social Just checking you're still alive.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Stansted Airport and my nearer home city are twats. First time using Stansted since they were taken over and within weeks they are hacked with important info. Fined heavily and compo to affected I feel is the only way to get companies more serious about data security. Would appreciate experts view.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"could" doing a lot of heavy lifting there. And I wonder where they plucked the highlighted in red £5m from... So pathetic. Mind you so are the right wingers that fall for it. The Sussexes are just used as clickbait nowadays IMHO.
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
41 years ago, Carl Sagan gave a clear and elegant explanation of the science behind global warming.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@miq. .... Very tempted, but like an adult I walked away.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
100% agree Lee. I live in the UK, and I think of all the cab rides that will be lost. Buti console myself that the money made from all the For Sale sign writers might just compensate.
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Toby Miller @tobytram.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The one cloud of summer. We booked it for North Essex this evening, and it is scheduled to hover over Hull tomorrow morning.
A single small, almost round dot of a, cloud. It is hovering Zardoz Head like, over some hot fields and houses.
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Nettlecake @nettlecake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
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Saddletramp🇪🇺 @saddletramp.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I am reminded of the five questions Tony Benn said we should ask of our politicians; 1. What power have you got? 2. Where did you get it from? 3. In whose interests do you exercise it? 4. To whom are you accountable? 5. And how can we get rid of you? In answer to number 5. vote Bin Face!
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Toby Miller @tobytram.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I’ve been standing stock still in this wood for about 10 minutes while I mess about with a photo on my phone. I look up, notice the shape, and slowly crouch down to film This has made me so happy I feel I could cry. It’s as close to magic as I hope to get.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It’s been an emotional day. This morning my eldest son, my sister and her husband travelled down to the University of Plymouth’s graduation ceremony for the arts faculty.
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Trevor is ainm dom @trevorlfc01.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Saved this one for such an occasion
A blue and white striped flag with a crying face emoji
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jasha @jasha.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Half time show
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Americans are annoyingly loud. #ESPARG #SPAARG #WORDCUPFINAL
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Lights out and away we go! #Clacton
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Time to rescue the England summer Binface (CBF). And people of Clacton.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
@countbinface.bsky.social Time for you to save our summer.
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LadyFluffyOrca 🫍📎 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @ladyfluffyorca.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
New addition found when Bayeux Tapestry unpacked at British Museum
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TeeDixie ✊🏼 @teedixie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I’ve just chucked a fiver in the #FckFarageFund Let’s make it a fair fight - support @countbinface.bsky.social ko-fi.com/countbinface
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Donate to Binface! ko-fi.com/countbinface...
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
On my way, Clacton.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Clacton, you have one job.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Friday Kahlo, Salma Hatek, Carlos Santana, Speedy Gonzalez your boys took a hell of a beating. #MEXENG
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Just got a Robin having quite the chat. Been here a good few minutes.
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I just ran ten miles. I’m doing this training during my own recovery from a mental health issue, and it’s hard. So if you can support me, even just a quid to help me towards my target, please do. Samaritans is a fantastic cause. Ta! www.justgiving.com/page/helen-r...
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Does anyone know if @flups.bsky.social is OK? I miss her daily musings. Thanks.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
THREAD. A collection of photos I have taken of excellent cats I have met on walks. You will find the captions to the photos in the alt text.
A cat on a wall, ranting relatably to me about the way modern TV documentaries are so frantically, pathetically worried about losing the viewer’s attention, employ endless precaps and recaps, lazily emotionally manipulate the viewer with overplayed songs and talk to that viewer as if that viewer is a small child, rather than a fully grown human, or cat.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I've decided to compile a definitive thread of photos of the best trees I've photographed during my walks in the countryside, together with supporting biographical information. I will put the vital story associated with each tree in the alt text, since some of it is a little long to fit in a post.
A man I met high in the Peak District who, due to crimes he would not disclose to me, had been turned into two conjoined Sycamore trees by a coven of witches and condemned to spend eternity waving his useless branch hands at the cold, cruel sky.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I've decided to compile a definitive thread of photos of the best cattle I've photographed during my walks in the countryside, together with supporting biographical information. I will put the vital info about all the cattle in the alt text, since some of it is a little long to fit in a post.
A highland cow who has seven beers since lunchtime, walked a new way home, realised she is lost, and decided the best option for the time being is to go to sleep, using a moorland boulder as a pillow.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I've decided to compile a definitive thread of photos of the best sheep I've photographed during my walks in the countryside, together with supporting biographical information. I will put the vital story associated with each sheep in the alt text, since some of it is a little long to fit in a post.
A nihilistic sheep, who, like so many other sheep, just wants to watch the world burn, staring at me insouciantly, moments after it has set fire to a large portion of the United Kingdom.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Two humans who initially just dressed up as a sheep for a village pantomime but have now decided to identify permanently as one sheep.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
A two-headed sheep who finds it hard to make friends due to the prejudices of the local population, who base everything on the surface and not the genuine goodness to be found deep inside.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Some young sheep who are trying to lure me into their weird sheep cult, which involves rigorous sobriety and the worship of old gates (the one at the bottom left of the picture was a particularly dangerous and disturbing character).
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Two sheep who have just had "pre-drinks" and are on their way out, on a Saturday evening, with loose plans to fuck shit up.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Too hot for our cat! #Saturday #felinefriday #cats #catsofbsky #catsky
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The multimillionaire Nigel Farage rails against climate action, while gliding from one air-conditioned building to another. He knows that he and his ilk will suffer least. But he is prepared to sacrifice everyone else to the demands of his fossil-fuelled funders. So much for "the man of the people".
A painting which depicts Nero fiddling while Rome burns.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Here is some more. I am sure it has gone on for a long time, Russia has just got more brazen and probably sloppier. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Russia was behind arson attacks targeting PM, BBC reveals
Evidence shows Russians directing the plot and stoking tensions with fake far-right and Muslim groups.
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Cool Bike Art @coolbikeart1.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Some heroes don't wear capes
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Fight like Michael Collins @praying4peace.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
In an insurance based-market, THE INSURANCE COMPANY THAT HAS TO PAY FOR YOUR TREATMENTS gets to make the decision on whether you get a treatment - NOT YOUR DOCTOR! Your healthcare choices become based on profit for the insurance company - not what is best for your health. Take it from an American!
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