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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 17h

In case you were wondering (and I know you were) this is the movie that I have riffed for September and this poster is the only thing I knew about the movie going in. I mean come on, look at it. It HAS to be gloriously horrible right? Find out tomorrow.

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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 17h

This month's episode is almost finished. It should be up tomorrow though it may not be up quite as early as the last few ones have been but still, it should be up. So huzzah. Don't worry, you won't be going into October without me riffing on awful horror movies. Which I know was your primary concern

Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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I was making potato and leek soup and the recipe asked for five potatoes cubed. Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.

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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ken Paxton: I did not let a child predator out of jail after one day. Everyone: Oh thank god. Paxton: It was sixty days. Everyone: ..............WHAT THE FU-

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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"You'll ruin a young man's life!" So then you admit the prison industrial complex is literally designed to ruin a life once you're in it so they can keep you in it forever? Especially if they aren't white and/or rich? So you're fine doing it to people who don't look like you?

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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Peacefully protest for Palestine: expelled Gang rape: write an essay But yea I'm sure rape culture totally isn't real you guys.

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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"You can't bring an iced coffee to an interview! That's unprofessional." You make us type our resume. Then ask every single question you can that was just answered in the resume. Then demand we bring a printed copy of it with us so you can ask us questions...that are answered on it. Fuck off.

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Oh no my murderbot company's murderbots started murdering people we didn't tell them to murder! Anyway give us billions of dollars and don't legislate murderbots.

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"whoops our AI 'accidentally' hacked government websites!" Department of Defense: WE NEED THESE CONTROLLING OUR MILITARY RIGHT NOW! OMG THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING VODKA EVER!

Me when I was pretty young: I don't understand why people like Tom Waits. He sounds awful. Me as an adult: HELL BROKE LUCE!

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Dear conservative Texans, I didn't realize y'all liked cowardice. Paxton refuses to debate his opponent. Even on home turf of Fox News. He dodged calls live on air. If y'all had your way, the Alamo wouldn't have happened at all cause y'all would've fuckin ran scared, just like Paxton.

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Chris Evans as Captain America Salutes

Me seeing Irish players refusing to play against a team whose country is actively engaged in a genocide:

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ALT: Chris Evans as Captain America Salutes

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Me taking my headphones out at 8:30 in the morning: IS THAT A FUCKING JACKHAMMER?!

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The GOP: Democrats are antisemitic! Anyway here's some pictures of Elon Musk and Steve Bannon presented without additional comment.

You showed up for a job interview? *scoffs* So that means you're desperate. We don't hire desperate people. Fuck off.

The last time we had this many measles cases it was 1991. I know people who weren't alive then that have children now. And thankfully all those people I know got their kids vaccinated cause they're not heartless dumbasses.

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"Pentagon Probing How Shipment of F-35 Fighter Jet Parts Was Diverted" Did Hegseth have a few drinks before he typed in the address?

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Anyone else with ADHD mourn the you you would be with the ability to manage and control your motivation and focus? I could've accomplished a lot with my life if that hasn't been weighing my ass down. I could've accomplished something at least which feels like it would be more than now.

Being asked questions by the press so that your constituents can know what you're doing and why is not harassment Senator (derogatory). It's what is required of you as a public servant. You racist wrinkled ball sack.

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Gonna watch Clue and then Clueless to see what happens. Feels like something should happen.

I think we should give Trump what he wants when it comes to naming stuff after him. Any new sexually transmitted diseases should be named after him. It's just the right thing to do.

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I just saw an article about how Flock is trying to take down the site that's showing everyone where their cameras are. So surveillance is bad then?

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Favorite bassists trending and no one said me? *does a mediocre bass riff* Ok yea that's probably fair actually. In my defense though I was the lead singer long before I learned to play bass...specifically because I would headbang during guitar solos and I kept giving myself headaches.

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We should start posting lists of every kosher and halal food on the market so that racists starve.

Instead of referring to him by name every news outlet should be saying "War Criminal condemns Mamdani at UN" or "Protestors Against War Criminal at UN" or whatever. They won't because they're fucking cowards though.

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One of my favorite lines of cinema feels relevant more and more every day. "God's not supposed to be a hack horror writer."

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If elected I will create government jobs that pay someone to follow every member of the current regime and ring a bell and yell "SHAME" at them for the rest of their lives. I am a job creator!

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And this was the moment most Americans realized we have more in common with the President of China than with any member of our own regime.

@duckworth.senate.gov You're pathetic and cowardly. I don't care how well you served in the military, I don't care how much you lost serving in the military, from now on the only thing any of us will remember about you will be that you're spineless in the face of fascism. "Don't impeach Trump"? F U

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Jason Mantzoukas on Taskmaster was perfect. The most American American to ever America. Consistently violent and insane in a truly endearing manner which I think is American to the core. I loved him before Taskmaster but I love him even more after.

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Trump is allowed to call AI superior because a thing that can't tell you how many r's are in strawberry is in fact superior to him.

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I'm sure this won't end up being the dumbest fucking shit ever.

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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Yay for more kids being fed! If you're against free meals for children (or for anyone for that matter) I hate you, you're a piece of shit, go die mad.

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Everything I know about Bret Stephens is that one screenshot being shown around. And based on that alone, I hope he dies soon, painfully, and alone.

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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I always feel kinda bad when I realize the majority of my food is just beige/yellow and then I see professional cooks/chefs making food from whatever people have in their pantries/fridges and it's always yellow/beige and I'm like "oh I'm awesome"

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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

When I masturbate to porn on my phone I like to stare directly into the front facing camera so the NSA agent assigned to me feels like they're a part of the process. Love you Todd.