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Norbert Erratic

@euphemissed.bsky.social
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Non-bio bio. Twitter exile, I hope that explains everything. Northerner exiled. Which might explain a lot too.

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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
😂
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Might be worth checking the locusts situation out nearby.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mine regularly freezes nowadays, admittedly sorted by clearing thr cache but I'm looking to get a new TV with Freely because of the issues. The TV Guide is thr only thing that has improved in eons.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In Anna's defence, I also read that as it was true because they were British.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Does not apply to the Cabinet...
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ha! I did wonder!
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think they'll deduct them something like 40 points. Big, but enough for them the opportunity to escape relegation. Especially having just spent 1/2 billion. They won't want other billionaire investors scared off.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Premier League haven't got the balls to do it.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is funny as I'm *supposed* to wear a hearing aid!
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As an American, if y'all let them do this to you, there's no turning back because once they have you by the healthcare they have you by the bollocks.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh!
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Live in the countryside they said. It'll be peaceful, tranquil they said. You'll only hear birdsong they said...
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The ladders in top of thr van! I imagine cats on Cat Tok showing videos of them getting "stuck" and all the crazy ways humans try and "rescue" them.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Unkess she says a false name to trick her.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have the same one as Mrs M. Whilst not a cure all for me, it's definitely made a big improvememt. Prob saw it on FB. Company was called Pillow Heaven. Took 2 weeks to arrive. There are a couple of discount codes that make it worthwhile to try. WELCOME20 this worked VIP20 this was after buying
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's from last year, he speaks tomorrow, so be interesting to see if the same happens. Hope so.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I grew up next to the longest canal tunnel in the UK, but it was opened up up a few years ago so this is nice to see. I've never actually been on a narrow boat so it's a bucket list holiday. It takes 2 to 3 hours to get through the longest one! Not sure about that one!
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As long as yih let the slurp it up, you're good.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Perfect bluesky alignment!
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ofcom is definitely not fit for purpose.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Then I'll tell them to shut it! 😂
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That's not how you spell Russell Grant..
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Royal National Institute for Boats!
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh, so not Mystic Meg then.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You're entertaining us too. Double the fun!
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Of course your smashing it. Of course you should be proud. I'm proud to have sponsorsed you. Genuine question, who is making you not feel proud? I've not seen as negative comment. I'm happy to sort them out. Lots of people have your back. 💪
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If Sheeran had held firm and offered supprt, then it would be Kraft cancelling and an insurance job or enforced payment. Sheeran supports his friend Kraft (he sung at his wedding) , his stand is not for the crew.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Take it up with Ed Sheeran and Robert Kraft. The backing group also rely on the money but they also have principles. There's a even bigger bunch of people homeless, with mudered family members, kids. Been kicked out by an invading force aided by successive Israeli Govts.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@liberalisms.bsky.social I hope you don't mind if I could draw your attention to this.
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Conspirador Norteño @conspirator0.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
For over a year, an unknown entity has been hijacking Bluesky accounts and incorporating them into a spam network that follows real users while serving up a mix of political posts, news links, and plagiarized photos. In recent months, some of the spam accounts' posts have started to go viral.
collage of the profiles of 24 Bluesky spam accounts that engage in bulk follow activity
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fantastic. And great effort for The Samaritans too. 👏
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Good job he did or you'd be a Fisherman's Friend.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm so tempted to put on the commentary of my teams League 2 game today.... 😄
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I feel your pain. Same person seems to be listening to the Spanish radio or a TV programme a sort of female Jeremy Vine which is also a tinny noise. I mean, have a day off will you, why would you come on holiday to listen to the same things you listen to all day.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In Spain, in mainly a Spanish hotel. 90% fine, kids a lot better behaved. But, there are twats, the world over that are sunbathing by the pool but having conversations on their phone by speakerphone. At full volume. Words cannot adequately convey what I would do to anyone doing this.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I happen to know from second hand experience he is, in fact, a monumental bellwhiff.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He promised a $2k tariff dividend in 2025 didn't he, he's probably rolling that payment into this one...!
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
With the difference in salaries, it equates to 8%, so with UK media salary being £29k it is roughly £3,100 equivalent too. Surely the Americans are going to to ask how will it be paid for and what will the total debt be after this bribe and the Iran War cost? Aren't they?
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Worth it.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just about to crash. 02:25 local time. 18.5hours after we set off! 2.5 hr flight normally!
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We landed at 11pm. Local time. 8 hours in a short haul 737. Bus was supposed to be 3 stops max, obviously everything has gone crazy so we're grateful to be here. But is 01.00 and we are about half an hour away still. A long day. Pity vision flight crew they seemed to be going back tonight.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just been told 19.30, that they are testing releasing flights. 🫰 Should land at 11pm.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Flighradar now says 8 hours, not what we're being told on the plane.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just seen in flighradar, estimated time of departure is 22.10! Just the 8 hour's on the tarmac. That's not what we are being told on the plane!
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Going on holiday today! Hurrah. Currently stuck on the tarmac at Stansted. Due to leave at 14.20. Been told likely be on the tarmac for 4 hours. Boo. 🛬
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Phenomenal!
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Took over in 2022. But yer man carried on a year after before being suspended. Last tweet seems to be Nov 2025.
suspended.lat
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He got suspended. By Musk. Imagine.
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Norbert Erratic @euphemissed.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Spike? Spike? Nope he's went off in a sulk. Absolutely incredible interaction. Especially "why are you asking me stupid questions" because he literally had not forethought the next step.
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