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Vintage Bintage

@vintagebintage.bsky.social
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Currently into a bit of running and a bit of lifting. Burlesque dancer and charity fundraiser in my spare time! I’m usually applying rhinestones to something or other. I just want to come on here and have a laugh! 🌈🦄⭐️ North East

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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 2h
I’m home. Yes I know it’s 3am but we went out after the show. We fucking smashed it. I licked a sword and wanked off my own tiger tail. What a night.
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 20h
It’s my birthday!!! I’m going to spend it getting tattooed and then getting my boobs and bum out for charity. Woohoo! 48? Not time to be sensible yet then.
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I presented to over 2000 delegates at a conference today. Everyone say well done.
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@un-ness-assary.bsky.social happy birthday xxxx
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just finished watching The Blame and it just made me sad how actually toxic and unsafe life is. And even when people are supposed to be there to protect. Urgh.
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s just another leg day Monday.
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Went to see Rachel Fairburn tonight. She obv knew I was coming 💁🏼‍♀️
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not me still sat in my PJs when I’m going out in 2 hours. Whoops. Better get showered and dressed! Or I’ll not move xx
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
pay.lloydsbank.co.uk/pay/?a=HRich... if you want to donate xxx
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This time next week it’s my birthday. If you would like to send me a birthday card, don’t. Instead buy some raffle tickets or donate to the charity event I’m doing on my birthday in memory of my beautiful friend who lost her battle with cancer in July. Please 🙏 I will love you for ever.
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bum!
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here I am again
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of my fave pics from our recent show
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here’s another.
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is prob my fave one.
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oooh I’ve had some pics back from performing last week and they are GOOODDD even if I do say so myself.
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Night 3 was so much fun. Hometlme now.
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ready for night two!
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Got told I looked like Hannah waddingham by the host last night. I’ll take it!
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Night one was amazing!
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yay my weekend starts now! Staying in the toon for the next 4 days to enjoy the burlesque festival.
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Made one of them kofi things for people to tip us in burlesque. Already had a message asking how much to dominate someone. Lmao I dunno! I just wanted to buy a couple of drinks this weekend 🤣🤣🤣
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lovely run this morning while the sun came up
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My daughter came and asked me ‘mam can I have this lolly?’ Earlier. Ffs.
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There are 3 12 year old girls in my kitchen but it sounds like 64 of them are in there
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Happy Sunday bum day!
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Woohoo PB KLAXON
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
New bit of ink
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Do you remember when I mentioned making assels and you didn’t know what they were? Well here they are.
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m home and what a fabulous night!
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Do you know what? Despite 2026 being the year that broke me, I am smashing life right now. Fuck it, I’m gonna be proud. Did my half marathon. Performed on many stages and have tons more to come. Made a difference for several charities. Obtained a bum that people envy. Won an award. I’m doing good!
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I needed that
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
2 days time till me and my bestie debut a new act! This is our first one for those of you who’ve not seen it (well it’s part of it).
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Anyway I’m kinda in two minds what to do about this account. I feel like this place is unfortunately jaded for me now and just reminds me what a fucking gullible idiot I am.
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m feeling less achey today I think. But still not ready for anything strenuous. Was only I think. I’ve got dance rehearsal for 3 hours tomorrow night and a show Thursday night so I need to make sure I’m stage fit! Happy Tuesday xx
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fastest mile ever though!
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Woke up at 3am starving so had to get up and eat. Order of the day is an Epsom salt bath and some gentle walking
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The medal and T shirt are a thing of beauty x
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There isn’t a finish line photo as there was nobody there to take one 🤣. But I’m really happy. Last time I did it I didn’t strength train and my time was about 3 hours 40 - knocked 45 min off which I’m over the moon with. Thank you all for your support xxx
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’ll just go for a little run then 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh whoever Mike is - thank you so very very much. Xxx (I know a few)
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Well it wouldn’t be me if I didn’t add a touch of burlesque to it and rhinestone the shirt right?
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@samsonite.bsky.social thank you so very much xxxx
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
WOW someone REALLY wanted me to shut up. 🤣 thank you anonymous donator. I’m a bit emotional now!
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I mean, at this point it would be rude not to push to see if I can get to the £1k mark. I’m just gonna do your heads in till Sunday otherwise but I promise I’ll shut up if I get there before then. You know what to do… 👇🏻 www.justgiving.com/page/helen-r...
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you are spying and reading this on an ALT , just know, I would like to cut your balls off with a rusty blade. My anxiety and panic disorder is through the roof the last few days. You know who you are. 🖕🏻
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ready for Sunday!! They’ve also sent me green shoelaces. I might have to use them cos it’s my fave colour
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Off for my last little jog and gym session before Sunday. It’s full length leggings time of year now mind. Heatwaves defo over.
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Also can’t believe none of you have commented on my new profile pic 🤣
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Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Also this one for another.
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