Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 2hI’m home. Yes I know it’s 3am but we went out after the show. We fucking smashed it. I licked a sword and wanked off my own tiger tail. What a night. 340
Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 20hIt’s my birthday!!! I’m going to spend it getting tattooed and then getting my boobs and bum out for charity. Woohoo! 48? Not time to be sensible yet then. 21360
Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I presented to over 2000 delegates at a conference today. Everyone say well done. 18390
Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026@un-ness-assary.bsky.social happy birthday xxxx 130
Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just finished watching The Blame and it just made me sad how actually toxic and unsafe life is. And even when people are supposed to be there to protect. Urgh. 140
Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Went to see Rachel Fairburn tonight. She obv knew I was coming 💁🏼♀️ 260
Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Not me still sat in my PJs when I’m going out in 2 hours. Whoops. Better get showered and dressed! Or I’ll not move xx 190
Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026pay.lloydsbank.co.uk/pay/?a=HRich... if you want to donate xxxpay.lloydsbank.co.uk 042
Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This time next week it’s my birthday. If you would like to send me a birthday card, don’t. Instead buy some raffle tickets or donate to the charity event I’m doing on my birthday in memory of my beautiful friend who lost her battle with cancer in July. Please 🙏 I will love you for ever. 080
Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026One of my fave pics from our recent show 0151
Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Oooh I’ve had some pics back from performing last week and they are GOOODDD even if I do say so myself. 2160
Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Got told I looked like Hannah waddingham by the host last night. I’ll take it! 2240
Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Yay my weekend starts now! Staying in the toon for the next 4 days to enjoy the burlesque festival. 5160
Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Made one of them kofi things for people to tip us in burlesque. Already had a message asking how much to dominate someone. Lmao I dunno! I just wanted to buy a couple of drinks this weekend 🤣🤣🤣 2120
Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Lovely run this morning while the sun came up 1180
Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My daughter came and asked me ‘mam can I have this lolly?’ Earlier. Ffs. 170
Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026There are 3 12 year old girls in my kitchen but it sounds like 64 of them are in there 1120
Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Do you remember when I mentioned making assels and you didn’t know what they were? Well here they are. 3100
Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Do you know what? Despite 2026 being the year that broke me, I am smashing life right now. Fuck it, I’m gonna be proud. Did my half marathon. Performed on many stages and have tons more to come. Made a difference for several charities. Obtained a bum that people envy. Won an award. I’m doing good! 10401
Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 15/09/20262 days time till me and my bestie debut a new act! This is our first one for those of you who’ve not seen it (well it’s part of it). 2171
Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Anyway I’m kinda in two minds what to do about this account. I feel like this place is unfortunately jaded for me now and just reminds me what a fucking gullible idiot I am. 10120
Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’m feeling less achey today I think. But still not ready for anything strenuous. Was only I think. I’ve got dance rehearsal for 3 hours tomorrow night and a show Thursday night so I need to make sure I’m stage fit! Happy Tuesday xx 2120
Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Woke up at 3am starving so had to get up and eat. Order of the day is an Epsom salt bath and some gentle walking 1160
Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The medal and T shirt are a thing of beauty x 17710
Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 13/09/2026There isn’t a finish line photo as there was nobody there to take one 🤣. But I’m really happy. Last time I did it I didn’t strength train and my time was about 3 hours 40 - knocked 45 min off which I’m over the moon with. Thank you all for your support xxx 14501
Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I’ll just go for a little run then 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️ 20640
Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Oh whoever Mike is - thank you so very very much. Xxx (I know a few) 120
Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Well it wouldn’t be me if I didn’t add a touch of burlesque to it and rhinestone the shirt right? 3130
Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026@samsonite.bsky.social thank you so very much xxxx 020
Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026WOW someone REALLY wanted me to shut up. 🤣 thank you anonymous donator. I’m a bit emotional now! 1120
Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I mean, at this point it would be rude not to push to see if I can get to the £1k mark. I’m just gonna do your heads in till Sunday otherwise but I promise I’ll shut up if I get there before then. You know what to do… 👇🏻 www.justgiving.com/page/helen-r... 490
Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026If you are spying and reading this on an ALT , just know, I would like to cut your balls off with a rusty blade. My anxiety and panic disorder is through the roof the last few days. You know who you are. 🖕🏻 690
Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Ready for Sunday!! They’ve also sent me green shoelaces. I might have to use them cos it’s my fave colour 4200
Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Off for my last little jog and gym session before Sunday. It’s full length leggings time of year now mind. Heatwaves defo over. 4210
Vintage Bintage @vintagebintage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Also can’t believe none of you have commented on my new profile pic 🤣 10130