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Erin

@etmuse.uk
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Rampaging Edam Cheese. She/her | Ace | Hockey fan | Theatre nerd | Travel afficionado | Fandom oldtimer

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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This German comedy sketch (with English subtitles) perfectly captures so much of what is going on right now in the UK, the US, and across Europe. "Playing the 'Nazi Card' in the Third Reich", by Browser Ballett.
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Erin @etmuse.uk · 03/09/2026
The brief panic when I get out of the shower and I had put my glasses in their 'going to bed' spot and not their 'getting in the shower' spot...
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Erin @etmuse.uk · 18/08/2026
I've been writing on AO3 since 2010 and maybe this number is normal for some fic writers but for me this is just madness, my first fic to hit 4 figures of kudos?
Cropped screenshot of the 'stats' page on AO3, showing a fic with 46k hits and 1004 kudos. The 1004 is circled because it is insane.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If you’re ever wondering whether person (x) is reasonable or whether they’re just a hooting wingnut crackpot, then I have always found “do they have serious, very aggro beef with Amnesty International” is one of the best indicators.
The National •
@scotnational.bsky.so... • 1d
NEW: JK Rowling and other gender-critical campaigners have reacted furiously after a report from Amnesty International called them 'anti-rights' organisations
The author has accused human rights group Amnesty of believing women don't deserve rights in response
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Erin @etmuse.uk · 10/07/2026
Do I normally come into the office on a Friday? No. Does my office have aircon? Yes. Guess where I am today...
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Erin @etmuse.uk · 05/07/2026
When you suddenly remember duxford air show is this weekend because fighter jets fly over your house...
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Erin @etmuse.uk · 03/07/2026
Me most of the last decade: writing fanfic? Yeah I think that part of my life may be in the past... Me the last 4 months: writing over 70k of heated rivalry fanfic with several chapters to go (and plot bunnies waiting in the wings) 🤷‍♀️
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thepig993 @thepig993.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
“Don’t piss off every section of the coalition that elected you” is advice that most political scientists would give you for free
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Gwen @finalgwen.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Credit to @penny-anna.bsky.social for the best take on Who's cancellation.
A Tumblr post from penny-anna:

"Have we considered that Ianto's shrine may have been load bearing?"
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Erin @etmuse.uk · 08/06/2026
Finished typing up chapter 19 of my fanfic hours ago, opened new page in notebook to start chapter 20. So far in several hours I have written the word 'ilya'. (it's not even that I don't know what happens in the start of this chapter, I do. Just need to actually write... something)
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Erin @etmuse.uk · 11/05/2026
Maybe it's just that it's been a decade since I posted new fic, maybe it's that the Heated Rivalry fandom is bonkers, but my WIP that I posted *4 weeks ago* is already the fic with the 2nd most hits of the entire 106 fics I have on AO3 across various fandoms and 15 years. #1 was posted in 2010...
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Erin @etmuse.uk · 28/04/2026
Being a Brit writing fanfic in a Canada-based fandom means my search history is currently full of things like 'Canada tap vs faucet'
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BDVE - Big Donkey VOTING Energy @boulevaardvark.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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Simon and Gargamel @kellylink.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying
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Erin @etmuse.uk · 19/04/2026
...having 90 AO3 subscriptions after posting 2 chapters of my WIP (a week apart) is pretty good motivation to keep going and actually finish it. (given the fandom it's probably relatively low but it's a way higher number than I've had on there before!)
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SpecsChic: Show me cats! I love real specs, not perve glasses! @specschic.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Distracted boy friend meme.  A man in a blue shirt is holding hands with a woman in blue shirt but he has turned to look at a woman in a red shirt, His face has a look of appreciation. The woman in the blue shirt is looking at man is disbelief.
The people are lablelled:
Woman in red - Pope Leo
Man - Anglican Church
Woman in blue - King Charles
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🖇🌊AntiIgnoramiAnya🌊 @aungard.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Seriously Guardian? The pope relating Jesus's teachings to the current situation is what a pope should do. Saying that the pope is feuding, quarreling, etc., with the Drumpfster fire is ludicrous. If anyone is being argumentative it is the regime because they want to make this a [unholy!] holy war.
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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Jesus: omg im lost in the desert wearing nothing but this flimsy robe I sure hope no-one tries to seduce me in the next, idk, forty days or so
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Alasdair Stuart @alasdairstuart.com · 16/04/2026
I'm not saying that the reason this place falls over fucking constantly now is vibe coding and AI brain rot. No. Wait. I am saying that.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I’ve given this a great deal of thought, trying to come up with the perfect joke for this moment, and this is what I have so far - POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church?? POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there
screencap of a tweet with a photo at the bottom of JD Vance giving a talk, gesturing smugly with his hands

Eric Daugherty • @EricLDaugh • 1h
• JD VANCE RESPONDS TO POPE LEO:
"When the Pope says that God is never on the side of those who wield the sword - there is more than a THOUSAND year tradition of Just war Theory."

"In the same way that it's important for the vice president of the United States to be careful when I talk about matters of public policy, I think it's very, very important for the pope to be careful when he talks about matters of theology."

"And I think that one of these issues here is that there has been - if you're going to opine on matters of theology, you've got to be careful, you've got to make sure it's anchored in the truth, and that's one of the things that I try to do, and it's certainly something I would expect from the clergy, whether they're Catholic or Protestant."
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Shannon Vallor @shannonvallor.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
As a woman, I offer my sympathies to the Pope who is now being told hourly by very many random men what he actually means
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Sean McIndoe @downgoesbrown.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
He did it. Morgan Geekie breaks Auston Matthews' record for most goals by a player exactly matching his own jersey number. Rest easy, Duane. You too, 2020 me. (But not you, Glen Murray. Screw Glen Murray. He knows what he did.)
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Micah @rincewind.run · 09/04/2026
*talking to teenage militant atheist self* current me: okay so there’s a big fight between the government and the catholic church teenage me: got it, so we’re obviously on the side of the government current me: I, uh, you might want to sit down for this one
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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 05/04/2026
A mock news-style graphic mimicking a broadsheet layout. At the top is a circular headshot of a man with a shaved head, thick dark moustache with extended sides, and a serious, slightly raised-eyebrow expression, wearing a dark T-shirt. Beneath the image, the name “FARBOD BABOLHAVAEJI” appears in uppercase. A large bold headline reads: “I don’t give a fuck what James Dyson thinks — and neither should you.” Below it, a small orange square icon sits next to the word “NEW.” The body text reads: “Billionaires who flee the UK to dodge the taxes that built their wealth can fuck off with their opinions on how this country should be run. If you’ve taken the money and run, you don’t get to lecture the people who stayed.” The design uses a clean white background with black serif text, styled to resemble a newspaper opinion piece.
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Kade Peregrine @kadeperegrine.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I love that German hits the nail on the head by using the term "hobbyless behaviour" to describe those effects. Painting flags on roundabouts? Hobbyless behaviour. Harassing immigrants? Hobbyless behaviour. Picketing drag brunches? Hobbyless behaviour.
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
NASA: "Hey Artemis astronauts, you're back early Reid Wiseman: "Outlook's haunted" NASA: "What?" Wiseman: (loading a shotgun) "Outlook's haunted"
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go loud @stillicides.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
"post something random or you'll have an absolutely awful April"? no. you are safe now. Forever Immunity Dog has got you covered.
photo of fluffy white dog with pink blossoming trees behind them. text below reads: You have found Forever Immunity Dog. Immunity dog protects you from all cursed posts for the rest of your life. Do not comment, like, or share those cursed posts. You are safe now. Immunity dog protects you.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Unimprovable opening to Private Eye’s review of Matt Goodwin’s ‘book’
Photo of the opening paragraph of a book review: White trash
Suicide of a nation
Matt Goodwin (Northstar, £12.99)
Matt Goodwin bills Suicide of a Nation as “the book they don't want you to read". Well, it's certainly a book I didn't want me to read. Goodwin, a former centrist academic turned Reform's in-house intellectual (who recently lost the Gordon and Denton by-election), has cultivated a social media presence somewhere between Kevin the Teenager and Roderick Spode. It felt unlikely he'd be more bearable at greater length.
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Organization for Transformative Works @transformativeworks.org · 02/04/2026
#AO3 is exiting open beta! Learn more about how far we've come since launching open beta, our future plans for improvement, and what you can do to contribute at otw-news.org/4w2dn3tc
AO3 Update
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
"i have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working." The Astronauts truly representing us all up there.
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
a good thread but I want to add: literally all of every sport favors people with genetic advantages but no one complains when cis men have them Michael Phelps’ muscles produce HALF the lactic acid as an average cis man, meaning he can go twice as long before tiring is that unfair? nobody cared
biography.com
Why Michael Phelps Has the Perfect Body for Swimming
With his extra-long torso and flipper-like feet, it’s no wonder the Olympian is nicknamed the “Flying Fish.”
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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 27/03/2026
“The athletes who’ll actually be barred are cis women who’ve never heard of the SRY gene.” LOUDER
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Erin @etmuse.uk · 26/03/2026
Timeline/planning doc for the fic I'm working on: around 550 words. Words written of the fic so far: approx 14k Words of the planning doc that are covered by what is written... maybe 80? Definitely blowing waaaay past the ~20k I originally thought this fic would take
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Erin @etmuse.uk · 26/03/2026
I am so hoping no one has to cancel because I am absolutely looking forward to the insanity I feel may be inevitable with these 5... www.instagram.com/reels/DWW0zX...
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Kenneth Choi on Instagram: "Paris! June 27-28❤️. Come hang out with the 118!! Saving Lives Con 2 🚒👩🏻‍🚒 @empireconventions"
4,187 likes, 102 comments - kennethchoi_ on March 26, 2026: "Paris! June 27-28❤️. Come hang out with the 118!! Saving Lives Con 2 🚒👩🏻‍🚒 @empireconventions".
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
mavis beacon did not teach you typing so you could make such terrible posts
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/03/2026
you don’t have to feel like a bad person if once upon a time you enjoyed harry potter you can be sad if it is something that was meaningful to you but we know who she is now, her main goal in life is to destroy trans people, and she directs all of her money toward that end
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The Film Canary @thefilmcanary.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
One more time, nice and loud for those at the back.
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 22/03/2026
I don't normally subscribe to the "German has a word for it" thing because all languages can invent and borrow new words! That said, I can't stop thinking about "hobbyless" as an insult since I saw it a few days ago, so here you go It promotes a growth mindset!! www.tumblr.com/abbiistabbii...
user abbiistabbii: 
The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.
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Erin @etmuse.uk · 16/03/2026
Well, I am around 10.5k words into this fic (estimating handwritten pages based on the average of the ones I've typed up) and the pen I have been using (which came with the old diary I've been writing in so was unused) just ran out. Also I am 3/15+ chapters in and I've reached July in the diary...
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Erin @etmuse.uk · 16/03/2026
Stirling Castle and Bannockburn in primary school the year we studied the Scottish Wars of Independence (every school in the area did some combo of those and the Wallace Monument).
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 15/03/2026
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Liselle ᚂᚔᚄᚓᚂᚂᚓ @sellybeth.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Benoit Blanc, as seen in Glass Onion, wearing a blue and white striped shirt with a jaunty yellow neckerchief. The caption reads "It's a dangerous thing to mistake speaking without thought for speaking the truth."
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Al-oy-z 🌺 Amaryllis @alois359.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. NEW CHECK PLEASE INCOMING!!
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 13/03/2026
somehow this is the exact guy you would figure to have lost old doctor who eps
"a debt of gratitude" was owed to the anonymous late collector, whose films - largely focused on his love of trains and canals, including hundreds of home videos - were donated to FIF after he died.
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Erin @etmuse.uk · 11/03/2026
Around 8400 words into this fic and I have checked off 3 of the 15 bullet points on my timeline... Somewhere in my long writing hiatus the ability to write something short apparently disappeared.
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Erin @etmuse.uk · 09/03/2026
One of these days I am going to stop believing bags of supermarket citrus fruit labelled as 'easy peelers' *Picking at pith 5 mins later...*
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
the way she thought she ate with that retort and not one person clapped 💀
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Lane Stellmaker @hipcrimevocab.net · 06/03/2026
He’s doing the meme
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some of you may die written on a poster with shrek and knights
ALT: some of you may die written on a poster with shrek and knights
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RedScharlach @redscharlach.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Nobody expected this to last SEVENTEEN YEARS so fair enough, really. Although part of me did imagine that it might still be around in the far distant future, the subject of myths and speculation as to who or what was being commemorated here. This IS a place of honour, after all.
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Erin @etmuse.uk · 02/03/2026
I like writing draft 0 of fic by hand because 1. my brain flows better that way sometimes and 2. it builds in the first round of edits automatically when I type up. But my handwriting is getting messier and messier as the pages go on (17 a5 notebook pages so far)
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