iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

What broke the website I’ve been neglecting because I’m overextended, hopped up on drugs and don’t really know what I’m doing in the first place? Foreign actors, of course

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GloopQueen 💜💚 Boat Apologist @gloopqueen.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

[sees beautiful woman] call me Burger King way I’m gonna Court Her Pound Her [God smacks an asteroid directly at me using a giant pool cue]

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 10/03/2025

Home and absolutely exhausted from travel. Charlie appears vaguely surprised I am still alive.

Charlie the dog, not entirely convinced I am real and not a ghost

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer

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Mark 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳‍🌈 @bolshevikbear.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

The Windows bit is so true. At work I close a spreadsheet, then I change my mind and reopen it: "locked by another user". Yeah, that'd be me. I swear the computer actually has dementia.

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

In Linux god is dead because no one created the drivers for the specific aspect of god you are trying to use In MacOS god is dead because you as the user are a false god. In Windows god is dead because some other diety is using that file atm and no one gives a shit what you want while it does.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/03/2025

re the previous repost: if they can disappear permanent residents they can disappear citizens

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

it's called throwback because if you recognize the songs you're likely to throw out your back. not many people know this

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Pioneering new ways to be irritated by the time change (broke coffee maker trying to reset clock)

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Sire - VTuber meow........... @sirevt.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

anyone else ever feel like a bug on it's back most days

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/03/2025

the problems is todays 20 year olds didnt have to spend hours playing marvel nemesis rise of the imperfects at a friends house as kids because its all they had

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✨bunni🌙 @bunnireadshorror.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

I turn 27 next week but in my head I’m only 19

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grace @omalliecatt.news · 09/03/2025

they know what they did

a sign on a window with the words “all cars must pay”

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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/03/2025

elon has zero products that work

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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/03/2025

just found the strangest pivot of all time

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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

the wave of disco elysium successors and imitators are all destined to fail because everyone involved refuse to acknowledge that that game arose out of bizarre circumstances that can never be recreated - nothing will ever have that juice again

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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/03/2025

found in the wild

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Just read this graf. Share it with people you know who don’t pay attention to politics or news.

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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation. I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!

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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/02/2025

i love holding real news in my hands

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

You: Oh my god the house is on fire! Me (wise, has read books): And you're surprised? Houses have been on fire before [as the flames consume us both] Furthermore,

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

looks like its lid up

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 01/03/2025

i think it will be fun to work through this list before ninja gaiden 4. getting as much context as possible before it inevitably disappoints everyone

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🍼🍼Big Milky 🍼🍼 @gndrneutraltits.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

How it feels to interact with sfw accounts as a nsfw account

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Silvia "CosmicTailz" @cosmictailz.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

this was funnier in my head

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Elsa Trincadassa @estroulap.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

O presidente do Brasil senhor Luis Inácio Lula da Silva

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Kurt @kaatokunart.bsky.social · 30/10/2024

Fun fact I’ve never played FF7

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 30/10/2024

i can attest to accuracy of this article because truly there's nothing that interests me less than Hustling and Grinding for a promotion, i say as i continue laying in bed at 10am. if i want a raise i'll job hop. i'm happy to clock in and clock out without giving a damn.

business insider article by aki ito on October 28th 2024 titled: "Stepping off the corporate ladder". the sub header reads:
Getting ahead was once a cornerstone of the American Dream. Now, many professionals are actually turning down promotions.

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GlassShine @glassshine.bsky.social · 29/10/2024

illustrated all the named shrimp in my tank enjoy

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temmie @tuyoki.bsky.social · 29/10/2024

tem first body massage

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/10/2024

periodically while my husband is trying to work from the dining room table, the cat gets on there and starts stomping on the keyboard until my husband picks him up and holds him like a baby for 25 minutes

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🌋 volgy🌋 @volgotha.bsky.social · 29/10/2024

summoning circle, hope this works 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 A cure 🕯 For being clums- 🔥 🕯 Ah shit 🔥 Ah no 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 Oh no oh no 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

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Christopher Wade ✊🏿 @itsmechriswade.com · 12/10/2024

Wild to me that the newest update to Windows 10 just installs CoPilot onto your PC and PINS ITSELF TO YOUR TASKBAR without you knowing. Don't want this goofy shit, Microsoft. Didn't ask, either. Fastest uninstall in a while.

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 12/10/2024

Cats are obligate carnivores but are completely convinced they are actually omnivores. They're like "no you are wrong, our ancestors clearly made sandwiches out of their prey, check the fossil record"

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The Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 12/10/2024

I wonder what percentage of the average hurricane is microplastics now

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 12/10/2024

I was informed a food place nearby uses large pickles instead of bread for their sandwiches and I can't stop imagining picking one of those up like a normal sandwich & going to bite it as I watch all of the toppings slide out from the middle due to the slippery nature of pickles and also gravity

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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 11/10/2024

my best gloves have these little clips so you can't lose one? they're brilliant. anyway I can't find either of them

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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 10/10/2024

Computer: enter password Me: Fortnight Computer: password is two week

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