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J.A. Prentice @japrenticewrites.bsky.social · 7h

You can improve all Batman discourse on social media by imagining that the posters are Green Arrow.

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J.A. Prentice @japrenticewrites.bsky.social · 8h

Why does Miss Marple not invest in social programs in St Mary Mead, which has a ridiculously high murder rate for a small English village?

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daily ralsei @ralsei.bsky.social · 10h

ralsei found a glue [ daily art streak: 570 || #deltarune ]

Ralsei is looking at a bottle of glue, confused. The label on the bottle has Flowery's face on it.

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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

summoning circle, hope this works 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 modern depth charge figure pls 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

Depth Charge, Beast Wars blur purple gold and grey transformer with manta ray kibble on his back, crossing his arms

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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 8h

this is such a nothing thing, but it would really incentivise me to buy those chocolate coated apples they sell around autumn if they let you know what colour apple you're actually getting? Like that's a commitment. I don't want to get half way through and find out it's a green one 🤮

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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 8h

I'm not a big Marvel Legends girly, so are alternate hands like standard across the line, or did the designer just really want you to know that this is an Aunt May who could fuck you up? Like she looks ready to murder Doc Ock with those fucking fists

Marvel Legends Aunt May figure (old blonde woman jn a light turquoise blazer and purple skirt combo, clenching her fists with a pair of open hands that can be swapped in and also a magazine and handbag accessory

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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 8h

booty shorts with this across the ass

warning sign in a construction site that says caution crushing zone

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TheDailyDude @thedailydude.bsky.social · 9h

Good cop. Bad cop #Transformers #DailyToyPhoto

Transformers studio series 86 (g1) prowl and siege barricade
Robot action figure toys

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Heather Herbert is Baking Bread. @heatherherbert.uk · 9h

Spiderman - Brand new day Puberty blockers provide space for Spidey to decide.

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Ed Jefferson @edjefferson.com · 10h

They should make a comic where Batman makes a real difference by posting online

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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 9h

not to get comicbook movie costume discourse-y on main, but this should have just been *the* fantastic four outfit for the whole group. This look is immaculate

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Nexus Point News @nexuspointnews.com · 10h

Promo picture of Vanessa Kirby as Sue Storm for ‘THE FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS.’ 📷Frank Ockenfels 3

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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Ngl this would probably feel amazing if you were made of clays

Clayface trying to smother Batman inside of him, and his little batman head is poking out (from Btas)

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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

"Batman and Joker are two sides of the same coin. Batman represents order, while Joker is the embodiment of chaos" "Shut up. That's really dumb." I say, spraying them with my spray bottle

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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

"Bruce Wayne is the mask, Batman is his true self," they chant, in unison. "No. Lol." I reply, already filling up the spray bottle.

Promotional image of a fancy dress Batman mask

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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 11h

“video games” are nothing but death…and crime…and the rage of a beast

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 11h

I want a Batman story in which Bruce Wayne invents video games, ultimately providing a low-cost home entertainment option that helps significantly reduce street crime from the mid-1990s onward.

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Huppa @huppaleamigo.bsky.social · 11h

Spooooooky month approaches!!! NEW PFP FOR THE OCCASION!!! #pfp

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Grant White @grantwhite.bsky.social · 9h

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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

If I could change one thing about myself, I'd like to be more comfortable expressing sincerity/vulnerability, and accepting it from others, without walling myself off or using humour as a buffer. If I could change two things about myself, I'd like to have tits that are visible from space.

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Misfire 🔞 @decepticonlackey.bsky.social · 22h

Putting the rest here because his hiccups are so cute look at his stupid head

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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 10h

So did they announce they’re gonna stop persecuting minorities at the labour conference? No? Ah well there’s always next year with the next PM

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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Sonic characters I could 100% take in a fight (but would feel super bad about it afterwards)

Orbot and Cubot from the Sonic franchise

Scratch and Grounder from the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon

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Wildwheel's Hat @wildwheelshat.bsky.social · 11h

There should be combiners who combine into an alt mode. So, like, all the robots come together to form a big frick off mega tank or something.

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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

New word: CLICKWALL. (n) The opposite of clickbait. A headline so unappealing, promising so little reward even by the standards of these things, that it is physically impossible to tap the link to the article.

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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 16h

Is it me, or does Michaelmas start earlier every year?

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Wearing a Guy Fawkes mask to let everybody know I'm still mad

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estrogen snake @renzarathustra.bbhood.ca · 29/09/2026

the method to enjoying the medium of gaming is to play something and never look at discussions around it online in your life

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Grant White @grantwhite.bsky.social · 12h

"Shadow, to be the Batman you must have a poorly conceived toyetic arsenal. You are vengeance. You are the night. You are available at a range of price points."

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Cathy Kwan 🍅 @completelycathy.bsky.social · 12h

My variant of Saturn Girl for DC’s Legion of Super-Heroes!! 🪐💫🌟 Absolutely fell in love with her look, had to draw that jacket of hers! 💜

My variant of Saturn Girl for DC’s Legion of Super-Heroes. Saturn Girl sitting coolly, resting one arm on a knee with an intense stare.

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preternia @preternia.com · 15h

Hot Toys DC Batman Forever 1/6 Scale The Riddler.

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preternia @preternia.com · 12h

LEGO Icons Dragon Ball: Shenron & Goku will be available to purchase in October ($179.99) - bit.ly/4iZZaTf #ad

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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 17h

been doing some self interrogation about why I enjoy Shadow the Hedgehog as a character, and can only conclude that there is something inherently trans about being told you were made for a specific purpose, and saying no, actually I want to run around, collect rocks and say damn at authority figures

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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

I love "cool weird creatures in a big glass floaty jar and it looks like they're completely checked out but then they put their hands against the glass or open their eyes all dramatic for the audience's benefit". Gotta be one of my favourite genders

Shadow the Hedgehog floating in a big jar

Harry Osborn (Venom) floating in a big jar (Norman Osborn looks on)

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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie

A picture of Shadow the Hedgehog (black and red hedgehog from sonic) smirking with his arms crossed. A caption says "5 yo me after saying "no we can't" to the Bob the Builder theme song"

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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

If you had told me in the year 2005 that this would be a real Lego piece that would actually exist in the world I would simply not have believed you

A picture of a "Road Sign 2 x 2 Square with Open O Clip with Maria Robotnik and Shadow the Hedgehog Minifigures Pattern" Lego piece, taken from bricklink

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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Honestly, one of the biggest issues with the Steven Moffat/ Mark Gatiss Sherlock series for me as a whole, *other than* the constant crosspollination with Moffat's run on Who, was the insistence on Moriarty being a Shadow the Hedgehog when he just really is not that at all, actually

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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Professor Moriarty from Sherlock Holmes was *probably* the first Metal Sonic, but Cain of Cain and Abel was definitely the first Shadow the Hedgehog

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Grant White @grantwhite.bsky.social · 18h

Five gollllld riiiings!

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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 18h

I'm not a doctor but this simply cannot be good for you, from like a medical perspective:

Cropped section of the Caravaggio painting The Incredulity of Saint Thomas. A man, I can can only assume to be Thomas, is finger deep into a long haired jesus-type figure's gaping chest wound. Jesus has an expression that reads as pained, and has a grip on the pointer's wlist like "can you not?"

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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 18h

I can't remember why I needed to get up an hour early today but we're here now

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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.bsky.social · 19h

labour aren't on the centre-left and mamdani has the same politics as polanski. we all know exactly how james and co talk about and smear polanski. if mamdani were british they'd do the same to him.

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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 19h