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@fnowae.bsky.social
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hi i’m wes! hangin in there(?) 🏔️i would climb the highest mountain just to jump into a fountain🏔️ (he/they, 30, 🏳️‍⚧️)

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Robyn @centurypunk.bsky.social · 23h
Blusky tweet: “The femlale version of jorking it is jilking it.” 0 likes 1 retweet The 1 user who retweeted: “The Water Level in my Basement is Rising and my Son is out of time!”
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 15/09/2026
We saw Yoda at the gym last night, he kept getting flung off the stairmill. Kept saying “help me, you must not”. Wearing his old Dagobah State shirt. Probably fell 12 times while I was there
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 22/08/2025
Did I ever post this collage I made of Death from "The Seventh Seal" standing in front of a huge modular synthesizer
Yes, I am quite a skillful player.
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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i have a failing grade in letterboxd (have not watched a triple digit number of movies this year :/)
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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what the hell are “daily connection rituals”
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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh boy, the local horror convention is next weekend! i wonder who they’re going to have as headliner guests. hopefully no one who has been very severely cancelled in the past year and just released a dogshit movie full of genai sequences.
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This to me is BlueSkyism
Meme account shows a picture of two attractive woman and asks "Blonde or Goth girls?" But the reply they get is from someone called Bob the Minion and it reads "I don't even care. Honestly, my life is really bad right now. I started a Minion Parody page and moved to NYC or LA to try to get some work in the entertainment industry. and now I'm being chewed up and spit out. If you or anyone could help me out I'd really appreciate it."
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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i really wish i was in st paul right now :(
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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hey why did guys go so fucking insane about my little pony. what was up with that
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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
when my dad was in college, he and his friends watched only monty python and star trek, which explains a lot about my personality
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
👇 doesn't want you to know about The Fifth Truth.
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William Butler Yeets @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 25/09/2026
If you're preparing for the storm this weekend, make sure you have fresh batteries for your flashlights. If you own a portable generator, make sure your carbon monoxide alarms are working and only run your generator outdoors - at least 20 feet away from your home. www.nbcnews.com/weather/stor...?
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Rare September nor’easter set to slam East Coast with heavy rain, damaging winds
Moderate to major flooding is likely from North Carolina to Nantucket, Massachusetts, with southeastern Virginia — particularly the Virginia Beach-to-Norfolk area — at highest risk.
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John Linnell @linnell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rehoisal
They Might Be Giants rehearsing for the next leg of the tour. Linnell is reflected in the rear view mirror he keeps on his keyboard rig.
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: CEASAR SALAD SPILL COCKPIT Area: Buffalo, NY, USA Type: Airbus A330-300 A: #af7505a45d8 F: #ff9a85a4bde
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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m not sure anyone expected (or wanted) ace attorney in vr
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Dr. Peter Paul Rubens @peterpaulrubens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
At the inn, a very merry company in 1615. And they're worldly too, map tells us. And musical! By Willem Buytewech, whose day is today.
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MilkyBoxBoy @milkyboxboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Feral Vamp
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kabona @dilfosaur.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
off to the races #coyotevsacme
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.
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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“actually if you think about it lara and mari never being stated to be in love is a brave creative choice because it reflects how homophobia affected hans christian andersen” bro i am so fucking tired
Ben affleck holding a cigarette, looking exhausted
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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
pamela voorhees. sure, she went a little far with it, but if you’re a camp counselor and you let a kid drown because you’re too busy fuckin there’s a clear lack of work ethic there
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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
men are always making everything about themselves and making giant thunderstorms about it 🙄 bro nobody cares that it took a magic bucket of water to get you to realize your cousin swapped bodies with another person. get over yourself
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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
bought a chocolate milk at the gas station but there’s residue around the bottle opening that smells like nail polish. this seems like a bad sign
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Comics in the Golden Age @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Today is the birthday of animator, director, writer, and painter, Chuck Jones (Sept. 21, 1912-Feb. 22, 2002).
A color photo of Jones at his drawing table.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Everyone you know is fighting a battle you know nothing about: A terrible war against tiny elves
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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
why must fields of mistria give its dilfiest design to its most nothing romanceable character
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Dr. Peter Paul Rubens @peterpaulrubens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The dog. Is also sad.
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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
only one more sleep until sayolara finale……… 🥺
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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
started playing fields of mistria. sadly i made a farmer oc whose color scheme accidentally complements march’s really well because i hate his guts
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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an evan @elsplice.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Snagged a few images, including one of Dobrin, who is a genius and also probably the nicest guy I've ever met. Took him four (4) years to complete the General's flight sequence.
Feathers made of laser cut satin being dressed onto a large disembodied stop motion puppet wing. The puppet had a five foot wingspan. Orange feathers fading to a dark brownOne of our animators, Dobrin Yanev, animating The General puppet on set, flying over some handmade green meadow with a bluescreen background. Also a snippet from the article:

Two main animators worked on the General: Dobrin Yanev handled the stunning flying sequences, and Anthony Straus animated a scene in which the General interacts with a postmaster’s van. Depending on the complexity in choreography of a particular shot, animators completed one to four seconds of animation per week.Trays of faces for the eagle puppet, The General. I painted the 3D printed texture for her face, which took several months. The faces are then printed in different expressions which are attached to the puppet's head in sequence with magnets. They look sort of like masks. Even though these are mass manufactured in the end for replacement animation, I work to make sure their color has the same handmade quality as the rest of the puppet. She was a really fun character to work on, quite proud of her
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RALSEI.pk3 @steamedrice97.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I remember this one every now and then
Young Professor X Charles Xavier Elvis post
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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m͖͙̗͎̄̃̒͋̇e̊͒͊̆̉͑ͅw̭͙͕͈̝͖̟͛̐̅̑̑̊🐈 @ooopiwowoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
new creature discovered
loafing tilcayo
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the Pope is immune to psychic damage until you take out the Orb. the Orb respawns 45 seconds after you kill it, so there's only a brief window; frontload your infohazards
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You never know when carcinization is going to hit.
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lady Knight Rei Lineart:
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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Lego Lost At Sea @legolostatsea.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fragments of people's lives, washed up on the beach.
Miscellaneous beach finds laid out on a black background. Among the colourful finds featured are false nails, finger prickers, toy soldiers, toy animals, fake flowers and foliage, a plastic nose, Lego, a soy sauce fish and a covid test kit.
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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
my kingdom for the local film fest to have one (1) movie about “The (singular) Trans Experience” acknowledge trans men exist
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barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
google search results for the 2004 Oldsmobile Bravada which include a steam rating of 7/10 for some reason
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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
seeing the disturbing content warning for this week’s mtefil
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Ratatouille Character Reading Funkypjz
Alt: the gif of the chef reading the letter in ratatouille and getting increasingly panicked, but reversed so he starts panicked then calms down as he reads
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Jessika 🏳️‍⚧⛓️🤖 @jesikalashnikov.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Illusion of free choice meme with Joel Robinson and Ryland Grace
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Tessa Duvall @tessaduvall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Several of my laid off Herald-Leader colleagues only joined our team in the last year or two and are facing limited severance as they begin the job hunt. Please consider helping them out if you can.
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Donate to Support laid off Lexington Herald-Leader journalists, organized by Ryan Hermens
On Thursday, Sept. 10, 13 journalists were laid off from the Lexin… Ryan Hermens needs your support for Support laid off Lexington Herald-Leader journalists
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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
keigetsu and reirin hitting us with the “i would die to fix what i did wrong” “but what if you live to fix it instead?” this episode, which is extremely my shit
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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
obviously this does not justify the curses but the empress’s idea of how to deal with gabi’s grief is such a bad idea. why did you think that would work
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