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Erica🐝

@ericabee.bsky.social
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Pure of heart, dumb of ass (she/her)

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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 16h
The face I make when the crossword’s themed clues/answers are extra clever
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Klasik Clasik: Chilling Duck Smokes Cigarette
Alt: A gif of a cartoon duck smoking a cigarette, chuckling and shaking their head.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just saw Resident Evil 2026; PSA you are SO bad at horror movies if all you can say about them is “the characters stay put and don’t run when they should run!” Damn if they just ran or made logical choices all the time you’d say “huh wow nothing really happened in that movie” wouldn’t you! Sheeeeesh
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Kira 🏳️‍⚧️ @bakertheyfield.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The onion spot on as usual
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Jes & Cin @jesncin.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Serving unimaginable levels of cunt
The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids "Dracula Doesn't Drink Lemonade" cover
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Used to be a pretty voracious reader that fell off w it when I started working 2+ jobs after college and I’ve been trying to force myself back into it. This year I’ve read 4 books and it’s about to be 5! I’ve done 3 nonfiction and 2 fiction. I’m very proud of myself tbh:)
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 02/04/2026
“It is a striking indication of the social and cultural decay inherent in the final stages of capitalism, when elaborate scientific methods begin to be used, no longer to promote, but to eliminate intelligence from among the workers, because intelligent workers become Communists.” R. P. Dutt (1934)
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was just pointing out a couple of days on here that this is the LOWEST HANGING FRUIT of low hanging fruit for Democrats to promise if they take control of Congress. RAISE THE FEDERAL MINIMUM WAGE from $7.25. It has not risen since 2009. It's criminal.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Had a dream last night where I was working as an actor at Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights playing a hot mummy in a tomb and during my shift I was visited by every ex who has ever wronged me in my dating history, each profusely apologizing as I was going like BLEAGHH ARRGH at the visitors
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I walked in a DIY fashion show w like 15 different designers last night and got the best compliment ever which was “You were born for this shit. That’s your zone. You’re like a professional wrestler.” That’s the type of shit I’m going to savor for the rest of my life
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If it’s Matty McConn’, Interstellar is on If Amy chats with ET, it’s Arrival you see Sandy and George in space, stuck? It’s Gravity, you fu
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran you doughy ginger bitch. This whole time you’ve looked like an old man with his dentures out. Your music sounds like AI made it. Your music sounds like the intro to a video about how to make a totally epic bacon sandwich with pop tart bread
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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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swan 🍃 @pandersera.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
haha what are we all mad about today haha just kidding i dont give a SHIT i dont give a FUCK
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Exhibits A and B. Making a silly face is one of my most treasured pastimes!
Me at age 5 or 6 making a wide eyed face and sticking my tongue out. My dad is also there. Me at age 5-6 sneering and baring my teeth in a mock-threatening way. I’ve pointed my fingers in a casting-a-spell sort of motion towards the camera. My mom is also there.
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Every Alien movie is great because there's always a scene where someone is like "huh what's this thing? looks like a sharp wet moving penis. I'll just hover over it for a few minutes with my wide open mouth and or ass"
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Languages are cool bc omakase in Japanese literally means “I leave it to you”, but in German oma käse means “grandma cheese”
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
$35 estate sale haul: Embroidered rain jacket Silk scarf Hedge clippers 2 casserole dishes with lids 2 tubes of wrapping paper Decorative blanket And finally, these things:
A photo of my hand holding a box of “Frownies” which are face smoothing tapes. These are clearly from a long time ago based on the font and art style. The box is pink with the logo for “Frownies” in large blue cursive font. There is a drawing of half a beautified face to the right. The black small text beneath the logo reads “300 pieces. Frownies on…frowns gone!”The side of the Frownies box which features a diagram of where to apply the patches to the face and to the right some text reads “The B&P Company, PO Box 184, Dayton Ohio 45459”.Another side of the box that reads “Keep in sight use every night”
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Shameful lack of Pulp Fiction, Scarface, Stewie Griffin, Pink Floyd album covers on ladies’ backs, and crucially: Kiss (2002) by Tanya Chalkin
Sign advertising a poster sale at the Penn book store. It features small versions of the posters they have for sale as a decorative border.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Polpettations is when you have an abnormal heartbeat after eating too many meatballs
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Klasik Clasik: Chilling Duck Smokes Cigarette
Alt: A gif of a cartoon duck smoking a cigarette, chuckling and shaking their head.
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Discomfort is an essential part of growth and wouldn’t it be so embarrassing to be the exact same person thirty years from now, in a totally different world, because you were so averse to discomfort?
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Once you start noticing how the incapacity to handle discomfort affects how people live their lives it's actually pretty shocking how it ruins pretty much every conceivable aspect of existence. Interpersonal relationships, romantic and platonic. Career and education opportunities. Your politics Your willingness to go anywhere. The kind of food you eat. The kind of art you expose yourself to and your ability to read it. It's never just one thing, it touches everything, and once you notice it it's like suddenly being able to see germs or something. Just this horrific catastrophe people look at you askance for screaming about. As I grow older and see what became of my friends and peers who could not learn to handle discomfort, the more I'm like. This is a genuine societal issue
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Increasing my discomfort tolerance has also been one of the greatest assets to improving my mental health.
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⚝ vorsprung durch zauberkraft ⚝ @inobscurity.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
a particularly bleak reminder that there is no cloud, only a computer under soneone else's control
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My favorite aunt posted an AI video of my favorite uncle who’s been dead since 2017. This makes me sadder than thinking about how he’s dead now, and how I’m glad he’s not around to see all this fucking shit
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I love my life I love my bands I love my friends 🥰🥺
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Love Me, I'm Illiberal @junjidevito.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It would be cool if this were actually true because then nobody would have to fucking know who Ross Douthat is.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
My OCD + an actual bad event
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Leonardo DiCaprio & Kate Winslet's Titanic Weee
Alt: A gif of Leonardo DiCaprio & Kate Winslet in Titanic spinning around gleefully.
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
wire mother kinda nice with it honestly... reminds me of that hot artsy spider from james and the giant peach
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 31/07/2026
leaning back in my chair, running a hand over my chin, tapping on the desk for a minute, then clicking "interested"
experianas 17h

Interested in this post?

Interested / Not interested
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The Daredevil of no smell @videohell.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This shit was ass we just remember the lines. I will not stand here and let them turn millennials into boomers. We have to take a stand and say when our pop culture sucked shit. We’re dooming Our grandkids to 3 hour Asher Roth biopics and 50 year Maze Runner retrospectives by Fathom events.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
*Delco accent* œ nœ I’m turnin innada Werwulf
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
We've been in the ripping-the-copper-wiring-out-of-the-walls era of society for awhile now. There's no attempts to make anything better. There's no attempts to make anything people want. It's just syphoning gas out of cars and burying people in gambling debt from rigged betting markets.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I love my life I love my bands I love my friends 🥰🥺
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Workplace has changed its toilet paper supplier, so we’ve gone from a solid middle of the road industrial 1 ply to a paper that almost wobbles when I shake it. It’s like wiping my ass with a Little Golden Book
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
For my whole life, if I spent enough time near active construction (as I did since my dad, his family and all his friends work in construction and building trades) I inevitably wound up hearing this song on their stereo at least once. As true today as it was in 1998 youtu.be/PFaQ_gPOTks?...
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Better Than Ezra - Good (Official Video)
YouTube video by Atlantic Records
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Two kinds of people in the world
White text on black background: AITA? Made my kid leave birthday party after singing “Cha Cha Cha” during birthday song
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
this is why "and you're surprised?" is one of the top 5 most infuriating online responses to sharing upsetting news. surprise is not the only emotion, and it's not the only factor that makes something worth drawing attention to. it's weird to pretend being blasé about horror equals moral superiority
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Laura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Friend (Normie comedy fan): There's nothing funnier than slipping on a banana peel. LOL! Me: (into intellectual dark comedy) And Dying
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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I truly don’t see how this country can go on if we don’t ban online sports betting. This story is stomach-turning.
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FanDuel sent a personal message from Phillies star Bryce Harper to a customer with a gambling addiction
Terry Thompson lost $1.5 million on bets he placed with FanDuel. The company gave him VIP treatment — including a personalized video message from the Phillies' All-Star first baseman.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I paid $10 for this dress on depop and last night found out the brand (Averie) is actually quite expensive? This dress is on sale on their website marked down to $70 from $120??? It’s friggin polyester!
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
@Doug_Tilley

Me whenever a split diopter shot shows up in a De Palma movie.

(guy turning around to look at another girl meme but both the foreground and background are in focus and the foreground is John Travolta in Blow Out (1981))
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daria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Work: “We need you onsite more to improve office culture!” The office culture: the person on the other side of my cubicle is listening to music on speaker and repeatedly listening to a wegovy pill ad
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
If I knew how to make a Fancam I’d make one for the little winter lamb in The Sheep Detectives 🥺😭
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Basically I’m morphing into my bsky avatar
A mirror selfie I took featuring a recent dress purchase, it’s a multicolor multipatterned spaghetti strap minidress. I have a layered haircut with bangs and my nails are painted metallic teal.
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Lindsay @neomeruru.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
RT myself to save a life. This one was heinous. Remember for whom the bell tolls — all phishing attempts are stupid and obvious until the one that catches you when you’re exhausted, high, disregulated, or old.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I went on a 9+ mile walk today and it still feels fine. I AM A DOCTORB
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
In 2020 I seemingly irreparably hurt a tendon in my foot while biking. Injury was chronic with toes and ankle crunching on that side when walking. Insurance wouldn’t cover a MRI so I kinda gave up fixing it. A few days ago I massaged my foot and popped the tendon back into place! What the hell
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Gym Sock came to our porch tn and while he was facing away I noticed his back and head kinda look like a person w big honkers in a nice evening dress or maybe like if someone beheaded Ursula from The Little Mermaid
The back of our neighbor’s cat, Gym Sock, which looks like someone with a big rack in an evening dress.
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