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Erica🐝

@ericabee.bsky.social
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Pure of heart, dumb of ass (she/her)

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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I found a PDF of this book and damn Mr. Lobel was popping off!!
Black and white illustration of a witch standing to the left of a cauldron with plumes of monstrous faces rising out of the vapors. Black and white illustration of a rooster crowing with the headless horseman in a long cape riding a pale horse in the background. Black and white illustration of an entombed mummy’s bandaged arm lifting the lid of the coffin they’re inside of. Black and white illustration of a kraken/large octopus in the ocean, using its massive tentacles to entrap a large steam ship.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ooh I was big into scary media as a kid but this one I remember keeping me up at night. Checked it out of the library when I was 6 based on the cover art. I guess it lived up to the subtitle 😱
The cover art for the poetry collection The Headless Horseman Rides Tonight: More Poems to Trouble Your Sleep. The cover depicts a black and white image of the headless horseman riding a skeletal pale horse and holding a large scythe. Beneath the image are the attributes in a yellow font: by Jack Prelutsky, Illustrated by Arnold Lobel.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Exhibits A and B. Making a silly face is one of my most treasured pastimes!
Me at age 5 or 6 making a wide eyed face and sticking my tongue out. My dad is also there. Me at age 5-6 sneering and baring my teeth in a mock-threatening way. I’ve pointed my fingers in a casting-a-spell sort of motion towards the camera. My mom is also there.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
$35 estate sale haul: Embroidered rain jacket Silk scarf Hedge clippers 2 casserole dishes with lids 2 tubes of wrapping paper Decorative blanket And finally, these things:
A photo of my hand holding a box of “Frownies” which are face smoothing tapes. These are clearly from a long time ago based on the font and art style. The box is pink with the logo for “Frownies” in large blue cursive font. There is a drawing of half a beautified face to the right. The black small text beneath the logo reads “300 pieces. Frownies on…frowns gone!”The side of the Frownies box which features a diagram of where to apply the patches to the face and to the right some text reads “The B&P Company, PO Box 184, Dayton Ohio 45459”.Another side of the box that reads “Keep in sight use every night”
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Shameful lack of Pulp Fiction, Scarface, Stewie Griffin, Pink Floyd album covers on ladies’ backs, and crucially: Kiss (2002) by Tanya Chalkin
Sign advertising a poster sale at the Penn book store. It features small versions of the posters they have for sale as a decorative border.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Basically I’m morphing into my bsky avatar
A mirror selfie I took featuring a recent dress purchase, it’s a multicolor multipatterned spaghetti strap minidress. I have a layered haircut with bangs and my nails are painted metallic teal.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Gym Sock came to our porch tn and while he was facing away I noticed his back and head kinda look like a person w big honkers in a nice evening dress or maybe like if someone beheaded Ursula from The Little Mermaid
The back of our neighbor’s cat, Gym Sock, which looks like someone with a big rack in an evening dress.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I wasn’t going to see it anyway but I got a promotional email featuring the poster?? For the new Scary Movie installment? This poster looks like shit from an ass!! You couldn’t even get your actors in the same fuckin room for the picture!
Poster for the new Scary Movie installment. Oh god it looks so bad. It’s like the promo images from their other films except overstuffed and poorly photoshopped, probably by AI; it all screams “don’t see this movie!” Text on the image reads (large white font) SCARY MOVIE, beneath in small white font ‘only in theatres’ and red text ‘June 5’.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
🎶 Summer lovin’, do-da-do-die Summer lovin’, hat look like pie
A screenshot from a clothing website of a cream colored leather newsboy cap that resembles a pie (in my opinion).
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Sometimes checking the comments pays off
Facebook comment posted by user Donna L Anderson, reading: 

You do not know satisfaction until you watch “the best of antiques roadshow” with a glass of wine and 5 dogs yet no man. 

Unless he’s an appraiser with really good news.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Today I was paid a visit by our neighbor’s cat, who we call Gym Sock or Little Ass Jimmy, right as I was boarding my bike to go to work, which he doesn’t understand because he’s 1) a cat and 2) a baby. This is what capitalism takes away from me 😢 😿 (that’s me and Gym Sock)
A photo of Gym Sock the cat sitting on our front stairs last winter. Gym sock is a gray and white tabby. The photo is taken from above and he is looking to the left.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Screenshot from Facebook page “I hate Stuart Little”, post by page admin:

“Imagining Stuart Little sitting down to enjoy a delicious home cooked meal. It’s pissing me off so much”

Reply to post by same page admin:

“I need to hit something”
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
So stoked
Photo of my freshly tattooed lower abdomen featuring a design of chains, stars and ribbons.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Before
Photo of my lower abdomen with my underwear rolled down to show my surgical scars. Photo of my lower abdomen with stencils of ribbons, stars and chains for tattooing. I’m holding a can of Day’s pineapple soda also!
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The little miscreant
Picture of my neighbor’s black and white cat staring at me thru their window. The cat’s black fur pattern on its head looks like a parted coif à la Peter Lorre.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Zooted making cookie brownies and noticed this lump of dough looks like a dog’s head lmao
Lump of cookie dough that I think resembles a dog’s head.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Me to my uterus post surgery as it forms another uterine lining
Image of Jessica Lange as Constance on American Horror Story, caption reads: “There’s not going to be egg, you stupid slut.”
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Mfw I’m a broken man on a Halifax pier
A color photo of Canadian folk musician Stan Rogers taken from the waist up. He is wearing a white collared shirt and a brown or red tie and holding an acoustic guitar. He is smiling widely.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
2025 part 2: Joan Jett
I’m dressed as Joan Jett in the 70s (thin Lizzy t shirt, leather jacket, black fingerless gloves, black pants and teased hair) standing in front of a white door and holding a white guitar.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
2024- Barbara Maitland 2025- Elf! And ????? (2nd costume debuting tomorrow night 😱)
Photo of me from the knees up dressed as Barbara Maitland (Geena Davis) in Beetlejuice. I’m wearing a long curly black wig and purple thermal dress. I’m holding a prop version of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased. Mirror photo of me from the knees up dressed as a medieval elf. I have green pointed ears, face gems, chainmail earrings and necklace, and a black corset belt over a gray overall suit and layered with a black turtleneck.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I love Howleen here are my last several years of costumes 😇 2021- Lost Boys vampire 2022- Heart of Stone era Cher 2023- Devil’s mistress 2024- Jennifer Check (continued)
Color photo of me from the chest up dressed as an 80s vampire with a long black wig, dramatic makeup, fake fangs I made out of acrylic nails and dental wax, and lots of silver jewelry and lacy accessories. Photo of me from the knees up dressed as Cher almost exactly as she appeared in the If I Could Turn Back Time music video. Full body mirror photo of me with devil horns, red vinyl dress, red fishnets and sparkly red platform shoes. There’s text to the right of the image that says “The Devil’s Plaything 😈 “.Photo of me from the hips up in the classic purple and gold cheerleader outfit seen on Megan Fox in Jennifer’s Body. I’m holding a lit lighter to my tongue like the character does in the film.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I think that’s a sticker from Bad Taste Club who makes banger shirts too including this one!
Full length mirror selfie featuring me in my office. I’m wearing a light pink bandana, blue t shirt with a white print of John Waters and Divine surrounded by a chain link heart on it, orange corduroy pants and white sneakers.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Happy Halloweason, here’s me in 2nd grade. I wanted to be Padme Amidala despite never having seen any of the Stars War (I was 7) but I wanted to be “the lady with the white face” from the ads I’d seen lol. My sleeves are rolled up because I was always doin something!
Photo of me at age 7 in a popsicle stick frame with little stickers of pumpkins and bats and cats around it, the photo itself is me in front of my 2nd grade classroom’s white board display of construction paper bats. I’m dressed as Padme Amidala from the star wars prequels in her red outfit.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Screenshot of tiktoker Scott Seiss with white text box overlaid. In the text box in black font are the words “then die”.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Two!!
Screenshot of a post from r/AmItheAsshole asking “WIBTA for asking my mother in law to stop saying “cha cha cha” during happy birthday?”
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Two kinds of people in the world
White text on black background: AITA? Made my kid leave birthday party after singing “Cha Cha Cha” during birthday song
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
@baybayfriend.bsky.social post
This is a screenshot of a Reddit promoted post. The text of the post reads “She calls herself a slut of words. I call her my next muse. Get the story before the Sofia Isella RIFF drops 8/8.” Below the text is a stylized portrait of a white woman with pulled back wavy blonde hair staring down-camera and wearing a dark jewel toned dress. She has large blue and gold butterfly wings and is standing in a big glass solarium with butterflies in the air behind her.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Check out our stream tomorrow night at 8 PM Eastern where we explore some old camcorder footage from the 90s to the turn of the millennium taken in and around Southeastern PA. It's Delcoe Nuyght at twitch.tv.enterim
The flyer I made for Delco Night: It is a photo of an old Wawa storefront from the perspective of the parking lot. Above on a white banner in red letters are the words "Welcome to..." and then below on a green background with white border in white letters "Delco Night, July 25, 2025 8:00 PM Eastern." Under this box also in white text is the link as described in the post. To the left of the green box are two DollzMania style characters I made that look like myself and cohost Dan. Under our avatars in purple letters are the words "with Erica and Dan <3".
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
This was the patient! This was the little girl “who would be so pretty if she just lost weight.” This photo is around when my pediatrician bullied me the most. If you have a child in southeastern PA/Delaware do NOT take them to see Dr. Vara Rao AKA Varalakshmi Sukhavasi.
A Polaroid of me at the dentist office when I was 11 showing me sitting in front of a bulletin board wearing a white t shirt. My arms are out to my sides. I have dark hair and I’m smiling. The writing on the border of the photo says “Erica, 1-10-04”
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Hey everyone! My birthday is next week and I'm putting on a little curated stream to celebrate. Join us for Weica's Favorite Things this Friday at 8 Eastern! twitch.tv/enterim
It is the flyer I made for the stream mentioned in the text post. The background is a bunch of black ink illustrations of Selina Kyle from early Batman. There are 3 colored (purple, light blue, and light pink) text boxes that say: "Weica's Birthday Stream <3", "Luxuriate in some of the Queen's favorite things with us, including: tattoo time lapses, old reality shows, makeup and fashion docos, sporcle quizzes, (good) food reviews, and more!!!" (And more is underlined.), and " Friday, July 11 8:00 Eastern twitch.tv/enterim".
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
This was great to see out in Brooklyn last weekend
It is one of those light board road signs used for construction on the sidewalk in Brooklyn and the words on the sign read 

COORRUPT [sic]
RAPIST
CUOMO
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
He’s just putting together words that scare him to scare himself even more
It’s that meme of a kid painting cardboard cutouts and being scared by them
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Yesterday was my band’s penultimate show at an outdoor neighborhood festival, enjoy this diptych of 1) me shredding on bass and screaming for the people and 2) this serene toilet I saw on the walk back from the event. I love Philly and I love rock and roll so so so much!!
A photo of me onstage at PorchFest from mid thigh-up, I’m wearing a black cropped tank and black pants with a brown belt, holding my orange bass and yelling fiercely into the microphone in front of me. A picture of the bottom part of a toilet put out on the curb for trash. The toilet is facing away from the camera with a yellowed plastic lid featuring 3 cartoon dolphins oriented in such a way that, upside down, the toilet is serenely smiling.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
The best thing I’ve figured out with makeup in the last year is that it looks 100% better to enhance my under eye circles with more red/purple than to put concealer on them because this looks cool as fuck!!
Portrait mode selfie of me in 3/4 profile. I’m wearing a navy robe with multicolored flowers on it and showcasing my hair (easy teasy 21st century shag mullet) and makeup (red eyeshadow beneath eyes, mild black winged eyeliner, white-purple highlighter, and brown lipstick).
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Buy ColonBroom now! Get RectumBlaster. Get a great deal on ChuteShovel. Call now to order GutVacuum. Everybody’s talking about AnusTrowel. You should try AnusTrowel. I have experienced no adverse side effects using AnusTrowel.
A screenshot I took of a fucked up ad on YouTube shorts for a scam diet product called “ColonBroom”!! The text onscreen says “My BF purchased ColonBroom & lost 16 lbs using it” in front of a white blonde woman wearing sunglasses inside. The Shorts UI is alongside the right edge of the screen. There is a transparent tile in the bottom portion of the screenshot containing the link to visit ColonBroom’s website.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Not to get swept up in Oriole discourse but I just noticed that if you turn the logo upside down it looks like James Dean if he were a woodpecker
Logo for the Baltimore Orioles baseball team. It is a cartoon of a smiling black and orange oriole wearing a baseball cap. This is the same image but turned upside down 180 degrees and makes the image instead look like a black and orange cartoon woodpecker with a little swoop of hair looking kind of wistful and hardened, like actor James Dean.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
What a wonderful phrase
A screenshot I took of the sender information of a spam email I received that says “Kahuna Massage Chair”.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
My ads now:
A screenshot of an ad on YouTube for a performance artist (I think?) called Raven Chacon; the thumbnail for the video features two human figures standing on either side of a cello laid between them, on the left is a person crouching with the bow and they are wearing a full body disco ball mirror suit. On the right I can only assume that is the eponymous Raven: a person standing wearing crowlike black feathered wings and grey face paint. A crowd watches from a graffiti covered wall in the background. The video thumbnail contains a timestamp in the lower right hand corner indicating the video is 12 minutes and 40 seconds long. The text beneath reads “Raven Chacon (new line) Sponsored (bold text) • ¡COLORES! A production of NMP (rest of text is cut off).
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Bringing manufacturing back to the US
A picture of the Barbie Lip Gloss Maker toy from idk the late 90s? It’s shot from the front on a white backdrop with all the accessories displayed- little jars and squeezey tubes and stuff.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
The beautiful big brains that exist in this country
A Facebook comment thread began by user Danny Williams: Oh that deep state will never give up lol. 

Mr. Williams replies to a deleted comment below, originally left by user Jedidiah Itzkowitz: they should make a tv show like the dukes of Hazzard but with the deep state as the boys and Elon trying to catch them up to no good
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Sad day for locker rooms everywhere 😔
This is a screenshot of my winning Cube Clear game submission where the words appear in colored circles: TOWEL, CRACKS, PAUSED.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Logue-ing Don
A photo of actor Donal Logue, taken at chest height.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Everyone wants a piece of the clickbait thumbnail action these days
Screenshot of a YouTube thumbnail of some shocked looking British lady on the tv program antiques road show, behind her is an antique desk I presume she’s trying to sell. The video title is “It’s a FAKE” - Owner Shocked By Expert’s Damning Appraisal”
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Oh thank god, I’ve been sucking the belt from under my nails all week
A Depop push notification I got that states “See something you fancy? Come back to find your next hit of style joy AKA ‘belt’
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
How I sleep at night knowing I used to do social work for $12 an hour with no benefits and see younger people making more than I did back then and never once thinking “no you should be starving like I did!”
It is a cute graphic featuring a picture of a kitten wearing a blue and white striped sleeping cap and sleeping next to a little stuffed plushie of a hedgehog (I think it’s a hedgehog), he is curled up with his eyes closed under a gray blankie. This is on a blue background with yellow stars and a yellow moon on it. The moon is in profile with one eye and a smile showing. There is also a picture of a lavender bunch to the right. Top text: “I’m living that”, bottom text: “Hoonk Shuuu Mimimi lifestyle”.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Dio provvede 🙏🏻 ✨
A bag from Taco Bell to the left, dispensary purchases to the right
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I got a new game for Christmas and wanted to play it w everyone! Come to Dan's channel tomoorrow night at 8 Eastern to see me play Unpacking! twitch.tv/enterim
My poster for the stream I'm hosting: I've photoshopped the Lofi Beats to Chill and Study To girl to look like me and put a TV in the image behind the pen my character is holding. On the TV is the box art for the game I'll be playing which is Unpacking. In bold white text at the top is "Weica's Beautiful Unpackening Stream", in not bold white text on the side is "Come chill n play Unpacking w/me :) twitch.tv/enterim", then a line space, then in moore white text: "December 27" "8 PM Eastern".
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Shredded 2 hard at da gig last night The art The artist
A close up photo of blood spatter on my orange bass under the strings and next to the pickup The cut on my finger that led to the blood on the bass, aforementioned
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Literally my superpower is being hot AND cool at the same time
Me shredding on my bass and bathed in red light! I’m screaming into the mic pretend you are at a loud rock show and yup that’s what this picture would sound like!Me shredding on my bass again but this time the light is green!
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
I love haul of wien! 🎃
I’m dressed as Jennifer from jennifer’s body (purple and gold cheerleader outfit). I’m in a long black wig. The photo is from the waist up and I have my hands on my hips Once again in my Jennifer’s body cheerleader outfit only this time I’m pretending to hold a lit lighter to my tongue like Megan Fox does in the movie
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