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I made a French fry dip tonight (hot dip in the crockpot with chopped up leftover French fries in it) and it was incredible. Try this with leftover French fries. www.faskitchen.com/crockpot-loa...

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Crockpot Loaded Baked Potato Dip: The Best Easy Party Appetizer for Crowds - Fas Kitchen

Looking for the ultimate, crowd-pleasing appetizer that requires minimal effort but delivers maximum flavor? Then look no further! We're diving into the

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 14h

Last week we went to one of our favorite places to eat and when they brought the food out it looked soooo good I started rubbing my hands together and grinning evilly like I was on the cover of Vizier Monthly

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 17h

I signed up to do the pink breast cancer walk and this crowd is giving me anxiety and it's. It's not even a big crowd but something about it

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm at the special tequila bar inside the regular bar (husband's coworker's birthday edition)

A shelf of specialty agave-based liquors

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sat in some chairs at Pottery Barn and unfortunately they are way more comfortable than any other chairs I've ever sat in before

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You don't hear much about the politics of dancing anymore

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I drank a red bull at the Rebecca Black show and now I'm paying for it

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Dad at the Rebecca Black concert

Bald white man with glasses and a beard in a Betty Boop shirt and camo shorts looking at his phone and holding a cigarette

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

We're going to see Rebecca Black tonight if I can clear the hurdles of driving to Dallas and stomaching paying for parking

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Saw a recipe for pumpkin custard and it was like "this recipe has 20 g of protein in it!" And I was like "dang how'd they get that in there" and would you believe it was via a scoop of protein powder, wow

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This morning my boss told me he's on a liquid diet and then just now he started eating a bunch of cheesy crackers and I was like "I thought you were on a liquid diet???" And he said 'well this doesn't have any meat'

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Didn't want to come to work today but I had to come to work and I have tomorrow off because we're going to see Rebecca Black so as a compromise I am not wearing a bra. If I have to be here I'm going to be comfortable

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Not on the list but should be: The Dock in Fort Worth, TX

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In the unfortunate position of absolutely hating my job now and not wanting to go in so bad but once I get there everyone tells me how good I am at it and how wonderful I'm doing and also I have to keep doing it if I want to advance professionally

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

New one for the vintage cookbook collection, from my mom. Copyright 1891

A small hardcover book titled "Ladies Own Home Cookbook". The book is gray with a red illustration of a maid cooking over a stove with the book in one hand

The title page of the Ladies Own Home Cookbook, practical and economical guide to cooking, canning, curing and preserving, including also a chapter on confectionery, showing how to make all kinds of candies, ice cream, etc, etc by Mrs. Jane Warren, published by Hurst & Company, New York

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The new Ken Paxton commercials kind of crack me up because they're like "When missing persons posters go up, Ken Paxton takes them down" but that makes it sound like he's just going around ripping down posters so no one knows to look for these kids

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I've never watched a Lindsay Ellis video before but I'm watching this cruise video because I'm interested in this and I really ...want this minions cruise shirt she's wearing

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We put on the Y2K music videos channel on PlutoTV and they're playing "Shake It" by Metro Station and Dustin has never heard this song before and I really can't defend knowing all the words

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The shop where I have been going recently was doing Dolly flash today for 9/25 and as my philosophy is go big or go home I committed fully to the Dolly pin up (based on the cover of Heartbreaker)

A traditional tattoo full body portrait of Dolly Parton in a flowy pink dress

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Someone left a purple monster in the freezer at work and it just exploded so hard it busted out of the freezer and all over the floor and it smells uniquely disgusting

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

#ff @malaiseforever.bsky.social never seen him and Les Claypool in a room together

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Can't believe Nathan Fielder is gonna hang full frontal dong in this movie

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I baked a pie in exchange for money and it was kind of a good feeling ...I may pursue baking for money again as some manner of hustle....... On the side perhaps

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I've never had an egg bite before but I had 7 egg whites leftover from making chocolate cream pie filling and failing twice and I made some Hatch chili bacon cheddar egg bites and these things are fucking good

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Come at me bro. I’m in the Shire.

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Dustin told me he broke my bottle of garam masala and I felt nothing. I spent an hour toasting and grinding spices for that little bottle

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Is it ever your turn in combat in DND but you were thinking about building a Tabaxi bard so you can take True Strike and call it Churu Strike so you just look rude because you were too locked in on a future bit to honor the game at hand

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Nobody ever watches Bar Rescue and thinks "bloated ruddy white guys in Arizona should never be allowed to own a bar again" but the 25 op-ed writers of America will read this article and decide no gays should ever own a business at all

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

At the point of my Man Man deep dive where I'm mad at myself for not having kept up with this band when I first heard of them, cannot tell you how big this would have been for me in 2011 open.spotify.com/track/3EzT5a...

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Steak Knives

Man Man · Life Fantastic (Deluxe Edition) · Song · 2011

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

RIP to the cat poster's menchies who somehow doesn't know why there's a million cats named Luna

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

There are definitely some better and less-frequently adapted Shakespearian options Eggers could have tackled but I think for the bit he should be doing a Tristan and Yseult in middle French

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I got one of these and it was so nice 10/10 art print highly recommend

An high quality print of "Love's Tiny Robot" by Michael Kupperman

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I live in Fort Worth and everyone who works for Lockheed and Raytheon and Bell is legitimately like this

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You can tell from his eyes that he's being subjected simultaneously to the first Man Man EP and also a bunch of change tumbling around in the dryer

A medium coat tuxedo cat with wide eyes and crazy whiskers

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Just found out my favorite local museum is amassing a zine collection in its library, my taste in local museums is undefeated

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I got some henna (really she used jagua) last night and it's really making me think......hand tattoo might be the move soon

A hand with a simple jagua design of leafy vines on the fingers

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Saw an insane bumper sticker on a truck today, it had an Israeli flag and a Texas flag and it said "The other Lone Star State"

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We're watching Bar Rescue and the episode on now has some of the dumbest ass owners I've ever seen. Sports bar in Yonkers owned by two guys who both talk like Deniro in Raging Bull

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/09/2026

xavier: the only way we can stop magneto is to suck his dick... but he's a hundred feet in the air! gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The sun is ethnically cleansing the earth by giving people with less melanin skin cancer

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I would like to deliver a true ally award to the 70 year old man who I was talking to just now who called me ma'am and then immediately corrected himself to "sir", you were right the first time but you got the spirit

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Had to get a shot of the glitter in full sun so you could really appreciate the layering of the jelly, glitter, terrazzo and more jelly to really give it that sludgy pond scum feel

A close up of three nails with an olive green jelly gold glitter and other random speckles manicure

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Cashier at the nail salon: so what did you end up getting? Me, cheerfully: it's kind of a 70s cigarette living room vibe

A hand with a manicure of olive green jelly with gold glitter and one nail with a little white flower painted on it

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Oh, this is why they're greenlighting bestiality

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I did my sign up for the next couple of months at work and I get a special shirt because I signed up for the revamped line (they're calling it new, it's not new, the route is the same, the buses are new) even though I'm probably never going to actually drive it because I'm doing service controller

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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Aw man Beef died. RIP diva, everyone watch Phantom of the Paradise now. Right now.

Beef (Gerritt Graham) from Phantom of the Paradise

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